Abraham Baruch

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Abraham Baruch is (((Jewish))).

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(((Abraham Baruch))) is a rabbi from Israel who is best known for screaming loud af and for calling Barney a thief. Not much is known about him other than that even Jews like to mock him.^[1]

Abraham Baruch is an Israeli rabbi from Petah Tikva that has gained the attention of goyim due to his sermons, where he screams so fucking much you'd think he would have disabled his vocal cords by now. He gained popularity by a youtuber translating his best moments and uploading them. However, a less popular youtuber also takes the videos of rabbi Abraham Baruch and translates them, and it seems the specific person may have affiliations with the Sharty, due to one of his videos on him that you can see here.

Rabbi Abraham Baruch isn't yet known among members of the Sharty, but his face has potential to become a soyjak, and a few youtube commenters view him as the best kike to ever live, some even commenting "The rabbi that stopped the final solution" and "TKD is cancelled". Despite all that, in real life he is yet another rabbi that wants total destruction of goyim and israel coming to glory, and also has a weird obsession with wigs. Outlook on his actual character is not so good, since his heckin' basedness meter is heckin' low, but we could shape him into something else.

Early Life to Present[edit | edit source]

Not much is known about him (i would bet he was a professional metzitzah b'peh taker, but i digress) aside from apparently being a secular judo champion (what the fuck). He said he lacked nothing in his life yet he and his wife chose to repent. He was converted by a few rabbis 30 years ago (their names are too difficult to type out i am not even going to write them). Soon he became a schizoid, hearing the voice of a deceased rabbi called Rabbi Yagen and said he developed a strong connection to him. Such strong, that he even threatened a guy that records his sermons on the synagogue that a car will launch him (the recorder) a few metres in the air, simply because Rabbi Yagen told him "Whoever tries to hurt you, his life is in danger". His schizophrenia however, isn't limited to just hearing an old ass nigga's voice, he also has a weird obsession with iphones, wigs, boyfriends/girlfriends and North Korea launching atomic bombs to jews that sinned.

Necessity of making him a soyjak[edit | edit source]

Abraham Baruch needs to be made into a soyjak because we need a soyjak to represent the average jew. Sure, you could make the happy merchant into a soyjak, but Abraham Baruch also embodies a character full of soy, and he will truly be the gem that saves the Party.