Barney

>Though maybe you were looking for Barneyfag?

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This page, and its contents... /calm/ing??? NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE

I heard that the only thing Lee loves more than Barney, is cheese! iaaacgtm

>YOU'RE A THIEF! YOU'RE A THIEF!

Barney is coal.

This page is coal. (You) VILL help by completely recarbonizing it.

Barney is a purple dinosaur that sings and dances or some other dumb shit i don't know. He has relations with the MLP community, and is often compared to MLP itself, mainly by a particular canadian man with a moustache. While some people suggest that Barney is actually an MKUltra Psyop meant to brainwash children into trooning out and roping themselves, others suggest that Barney is actually real and is coming to rape you and your mom to death, but there are no peer reviewed studies to back up these claims.

Barney is also getting some sort of shitty globohomo 3D CGI remake thing that makes him look even gayer and shittier than he already is. Furthermore, scientists and researchers at MIT have confirmed that Barney is related to Satan himself. This confirms that Barney is actually a Jewish conspiracy to make your kids gay transgender satanists.

You really thought that writing this article would put you on the moral high ground.

Barney errors

There is a fake virus, called "Barney Error". It was created by Vyond Retards

See also

• MLP

Further reading

• 365 Ways To Dispose Of Barney the Purple Toilet Dinosaur