Barney
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Barney smell like cheese ~ iydmtsmtwbap
Barney is coal.Barney is an ugly purple dinosaur. He is best known for being the main character of the children's TV show Barney and Friends, which is often compared to MLP by Lee Goldson with the infamous "Bronies, this is your mindset" image.
His theme song is used by the CIA to torture Iraqi POWs.
Barney is also getting some sort of shitty 3D animated remake thing that makes him look even gayer and shittier than he already is. Furthermore, scientists and researchers at MIT have confirmed that Barney is related to Satan himself. This confirms that Barney is actually a Jewish conspiracy to make your kids gay transgender satanists. Barney is not related to Satan and has nothing to do with Jews. You WILL take your meds NOW.
You really thought that writing this article would put you on the moral high ground.
The show[edit | edit source]
Barney began airing on May 6, 1992 on PBS. It was created by Sheryl Leach. Every episode is incredibly boring, all that happens is some cacas talk about a topic, Barney shows up, sings a song, and then it ends. The show stopped airing in 2010.🗝️
Association with Lee[edit | edit source]
Main article: Lee Goldson
Lee was forced to be near a sperg who watched Barney all day when he was in high school.[it just is, ok?] This irreparably mind broke him and made him associate anything he didn't like with Barney, notably MLP. Lee hates anything he perceives to be childish, such as Barney and MLP. He has been on a crusade against the two for years.
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