Betaetadelota

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This person is a furry btw, if that matters

BETAETADELQTA is the undisputed emperor of the furfags, a creature of ancient cosmic origins and appetite for young human flesh. This monster is classified as a Megagod level threat by the Soybooru threat levels, since xe, with xis army of worshippers (that will never never NEVER EVER dare to challenge xis view even if xe were to post footage of xim swallowing another furfag alive and giving it a painful horrifying death, which who knows how many times happened) that give him unbeatable power, could effortlessly destroy the Soysphere planet. Xe's actually so strong that xe might just as well shoot a Troon Beast Bomb on the Sun and unleash a Supernova and 'ape us all. Xis makes xim millions of times stronger than Truubi and Poopson themselves. If xe even gets mild interest in exploring the Soysphere Planet, vve are all xis prey. VVE ARE FVCKED...

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History

BETAETADELQTA is said to be as old as the furry fandom itself, maybe the first ever being to be born from the soil of the Fur Planet. With xis immense cosmic galactic power, xe expanded the planet, creating new disgusting anthrojartypedocreatures in xis image. Xe created xhem with xis same perverted desire and sources of pleasure, and then sent xem to all corners of the galaxy to 'ape everything they find, report back to xim and then let xim kill every decent being on these planets just for then make it a colony and indoctrinate the survivors into worshipping xim. As xe, as the ancient legends tell, took a glimpse at the Soybooru planet, and briefly interacted with the local primitive 'jak fags, he traumatized them so much that the "DOCTOOOOS" yell was hurting xis ears, so he just flew away at MFTL speeds. He was then remembered as the concept of Slopjaks in sharty mythology as it got passed down. He doesn't interact with Truubi or Poopson cuz he could effortlessly tear xem in half.

Powers

1. Star-shattering Troon Beast Bombs that can cause stars to go Supernova; this attack is enough to solo the entire Soyverse. The strongest Soyverse entities scale to "only" multicontinental-moon level in power, meaning the most they could do is destroy a moon sized object (Warrior Z could fly through the moon and pierce it although getting very hurt, freakishly strong but nowhere near Betaetadelqta);
2. MFTL+ travel speed, might fly from Andromeda to the Milky Way in 1 week to swallow you alive, if xe ever catches you saying "fetuses are living beings" or "gooning to helicopters is horrifying" or "banslopungosexual isn't a gender". It would take Warrior Z one month to cross the Galaxy, in comparison.
3. Telepathy and mass indoctrination, convinces the YoutubeGQDS to approve any filthy disgusting bone tingling goreomination of fetishness through sheer hypnosis, thus never getting any opposition or any people who are scared of xim, except for AntifvrBEASTS.

What does he goon to?

1. Men
2. Women
3. Men with tits
4. Women with balls
5. Female men
6. Male women
7. Sea sponges
8. Inflatable jackets
9. Balloons
10. Cannibalism
11. Stomach acid
12. Embedded 'orn
13. Dinosaurs
14. Slopjaks
15. Rocks
16. Banana trees
17. Dragons
18. Kaijus
19. Foul smells
20. Actual feces
21. You