Keyed retard

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George W. Bush, a keyed retard.

A keyed retard is someone who is so retarded that they loop around and do unquestionably keyed things purely on accident. In other words, they're retarded but in a keyed way.

How to become a keyed retard

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  1. Be a retard.
  2. Do something retarded and keyed.
  3. You are a keyed retard.

Alternative method

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  1. Be George W. Bush.
  2. You are a keyed retard.