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George Bush

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George Bush is a right-wing nutjob!

George W. Bush is the former president of the United States of America, former acting president of /dem/, and drawfag world-renowned painter. He's best known for hating niggers[1] and bringing freedom fries to Iraq or some Middle Eastern country or whatever. According to some teens[2], he is a "keyed retard🗝️", though the Office of the President has vehemently denied these allegations[3]

He also did 9/11, because jet fuel can't melt steel beams or whatever fact check: while not being able to melt they can be weakened enough to collapse a building.[4][5] His father, George H. W. Bush, was the director of the CIA, and organized the assassination of John F. Kennedy.

Painting Career[edit | edit source]

George Bush has created a number of spine-tingling, genre-defining works of art. His two bathroom-related magnum opi are shown in the gallery below. Notably, his self portrait has never been officially released. Art critics and presidential advisors believe that the full version of this painting is THE GEM THAT SAVED THE 'NITED STATES, and George is keeping it safe until the appointed time comes.

  • Bush's mastery of the medium is on full display here. The beautifully blended water effect on his legs is mesmerising and entices us to wonder what lies beneath the soap.
    Bush's mastery of the medium is on full display here. The beautifully blended water effect on his legs is mesmerising and entices us to wonder what lies beneath the soap.
  • The only released fragment of Bush's true self portrait. The full version is said to be under guard until the time comes.
    The only released fragment of Bush's true self portrait. The full version is said to be under guard until the time comes.
  • These are often touted as the "finished versions" of Bush's precious paintings. This is a TRANZANITE FALSENVKE and (You) VILL NOT believe it.
    These are often touted as the "finished versions" of Bush's precious paintings. This is a TRANZANITE FALSENVKE and (You) VILL NOT believe it.

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://youtu.be/UJUNTcOGeSw?t=88
  2. ↑ literally one guy that made the article and tried to force it
  3. ↑ https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2006/03/president-denies-being-a-keyed-retard-launches-suit
  4. ↑ https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1226798824051535
  5. ↑ https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/07/nyregion/midtown-building-collapse-housing-project.html?eafs_enabled=false
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