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>Though maybe you were looking for the namefag?
S0I1337 puts the Party in

And that's a good thing.And that's okay.And it was perfect.And it was great.And I accept that.And it was kino.And that's fine by me!And it was absolute cinema.And it was good while it lasted.And (You) enjoyed it.And it was gemmy.
Why yes, S0I1337 is a gigachad.How could you tell?

> I'm behind seven proxies and Tor, and have barricaded my doors and windows with wooden planks. I have also set up a booby trap on my door handle that will immediately detonate a grenade when the FBI attempts to enter my neckbeard nest. <
S0I1337
gemmy gem

S0I1337!!CPQf.8torU, also known as Captain Gem was the Aryan responsible for hacking 4cuck and causing The Great Cuckset. Being the antithesis to Captain Coal, he is portrayed as a soyjak made out of pure gem with a pirate hat. Although a rendition of him uses Slitherjak, he prefers the Feraljak version.[1] His inactivity is likely due to the 4chan hack receiving international attention, causing him to go into hiding to avoid them.

Discussion over being Admin Thrembo[edit | edit source]

Many Soystorians[Because I said so] believe that he is the prophesized Admin Ϫ, but discussions are still open over this matter. Some others say that he is a steward sent by the Thremboth God Ximself. Though discussions are still open even for this matter.

Controversy[edit | edit source]

On April 18th, some discord trannies[2] tried falsely smearing his name by implicating him with a Danbooru image uploaded by a tranny featuring the same tranime character he used for an OP, but this is easily proven false by the fact that the image itself is not from Danbooru, but rather an official sprite of a Danganronpa character available on the Fandom way before the image was uploaded to Danbooru. [3] The 'cordniggers, in a last-ditch (and retarded) effort attempted to Dotspam & Derail The thread where they were exposed. This was followed by a shitload of rule 3 bans.

Why the allegation is probably false[edit | edit source]

It hinges on straw-grasping and too many unrealistic assumptions.

It assumes that:

  • He posted the OP image on danbooru shortly after posting it on the Sharty
  • He uncropped the image before uploading it to danbooru. Does this sound very likely to you?
  • He is the same person as Ultexia the danbooru tranny
  • The thread was locked in response to the controversy, which doesn't even prove the previous three assumptions

Meanwhile the opposing theory assumes that:

  • They are different people
  • He doesn't have to upload any image to Danbooru
  • He isn't going to uncrop an image before re-using it
  • The thread was locked because it had too many replies. Any timing is a coincidence
  • The reasoning is entirely magical thinking like the Shia spam implies

Snopes has confirmed that the SSA and FDL are currently looking into the matter.

There is a 99.9% chance it was a soyop made by some 4cucks to get some petty revenge and cause madness after their raping. I mean think about it. If it happened to us we would do exactly the same thing.

Things he likes[edit | edit source]

Things he dislikes[edit | edit source]

Things he may be[edit | edit source]

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
(You) VVILL remind the author to take his meds.

Snopes

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Influential/Notable namefags :
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