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The Palestinian

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>Though maybe you were looking for TRVE Captain Gem?
Mashallah! The Palestinian is Halal!From the river to the sea, bomb all infidels (You) see! Kneel to your revisions book before reading the following.
THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB ON THE GACKYTHE JARTYTHE KUZZY/NATE/THE PONDTHE SHOALLYTHE SHEMMYTHE SOYSYLUMTHE SIDTYTHE SHEVVYTHE SWINNYTHE SWAILLY/B/!They have been milked dry and are no longer funny or interesting.
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Nasim Khatib (نسيم الخطيب), Also known as The Palestinian and Captain Gem, is an enigmatic Palestinian user that joined soyjak.party in July of 2024. He is known for his extreme ESL and newfag qualities. He also heavily hates Jews and Israel and has been convinced to agree with Joel’s opinions, such as thinking Ongezellig and FPE are brimstone.

Post history[edit | edit source]

He has been using imageboards since around early 2024. In the July 24th 2024, The Palestinian first showed up in a jewish AMA thread, saying "KILL YOURSELF KIKE".[1] There is not much known about him, except for that he lives in Hebron[2] and claims to be 17 years old.[3] He watches Markiplier and Dragon Ball Z, his favorite soyjak is Cobson.

Captain Gem[edit | edit source]

Some people[who?] prophesise a "Captain Gem", he will develop a system that find the real IP of people and leak the real IP of people he bans for pedophilia and being a leaky DNB spamming tranny.

Archived threads[edit | edit source]

https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/8036038 (dead link)

https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/8034764 (dead link)

https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/8026517 (dead link)

Things he likes[edit | edit source]

  • Islam
  • Palestine
  • Lebanon
  • Armenia
  • Joel
  • Kleki
  • Need For Speed
  • Call of Duty
  • FIFA
  • Counter Strike

Things he dislikes[edit | edit source]

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Snopes