S0I1337
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S0I1337 is ARYAN btw, if that matters |
| > | I'm behind seven proxies and Tor, and have barricaded my doors and windows with wooden planks. I have also set up a booby trap on my door handle that will immediately detonate a grenade when the FBI attempts to enter my neckbeard nest. | < |
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gemmy gem
S0I1337 IS A HOLY VANTAWHITE GLIMMERALD STRAIGHT FROM THE FREEZING PEAKS OF MOUNT EVEREST!!!!!!!!!!!S0I1337 | |
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| Nationality | Australian |
| Occupation(s) | Pirate, Hacker, Party Saver |
| Years active | 2021 - 2025 |
| Best known for | Hijaking 4chan and leaking its source code and everything related to its staff |
| Title | Captain Admin (de-facto, briefly) |
| Tripcode | !!CPQf.8torU |
| IAS? | Yes |
S0I1337!!CPQf.8torU, also known as Captain Gem is the aryan responsible for hacking 4cuck and causing The Great Cuckset. Being the antithesis to Captain Coal, he is portrayed as a soyjak made out of pure gem with a pirate hat. Although a rendition of him uses Slitherjak, he prefers the Feraljak version.[1]
Discussion over being Admin Thrembo[edit | edit source]
Many Soystorians[Because I said so] believe that he is the prophesized Admin Ϫ, but discussions are still open over this matter. Some others say that he is a steward sent by the Thremboth God Ximself. Though discussions are still open even for this matter.
Controversy[edit | edit source]
On April 18th, some discord trannies[2] tried falsely smearing his name by implicating him with a Danbooru image uploaded by a tranny featuring the same tranime character he used for an OP, but this is easily proven false by the fact that the image itself is not from Danbooru, but rather an official sprite of a Danganronpa character available on the Fandom way before the image was uploaded to Danbooru. [3] The 'cordniggers, in a last-ditch (and retarded) effort attempted to Dotspam & Derail The thread where they were exposed. This was followed by a shitload of rule 3 bans.
Why the allegation is probably false[edit | edit source]
It hinges on straw-grasping and too many unrealistic assumptions.
It assumes that:
- He posted the OP image on danbooru shortly after posting it on the Sharty
- He uncropped the image before uploading it to danbooru. Does this sound very likely to you?
- He is the same person as Ultexia the danbooru tranny
- The thread was locked in response to the controversy, which doesn't even prove the previous three assumptions
Meanwhile the opposing theory assumes that:
- They are different people
- He doesn't have to upload any image to Danbooru
- He isn't going to uncrop an image before re-using it
- The thread was locked because it had too many replies. Any timing is a coincidence
- The reasoning is entirely magical thinking like the Shia spam implies
Snopes has confirmed that the SSA and FDL are currently looking into the matter.
There is a 99.9% chance it was a soyop made by some 4cucks to get some petty revenge and cause madness after their raping. I mean think about it. If it happened to us we would do exactly the same thing.
Things he likes[edit | edit source]
- Gems
- Hacking
- Hatsune Miku
- Danganronpa
- The song Night of Nights (Flowering nights remix)
- soyjak.party
- Trollface
- Slowburn
- /brit/
- Tranime
Things he dislikes[edit | edit source]
- Fossil fuel
- Jannies
- Tranny Jannies
- Blacky Jannies
- Hiroyuki
- 4cuck (with the exception of /brit/)
- /pol/
Things he may be[edit | edit source]
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Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds. |
- Hacker may be a tranny
- Hacker may be a redditor
- Hacker may be a nigger
- Hacker may be a pedo
- Hacker may be Nate Higgers
- Hacker may be Froot
- Hacker may be Soot
- Hacker may be Root
- Hacker may be DOLL
- Hacker may be Kuz
- Hacker may be The Swede
- Hacker may be Giggly Goonclown
- Hacker may be you
- Hacker may be me
- Hacker may be right behind you
- Hacker may be Cobson
- Hacker may be Hatsune Miku
- Hacker may be Reimu Hakurei
- Hacker may be Admin 6
- Hacker may be Admin Thrembo
- Hacker may be Angeleno
- Hacker may be my BVLL
- Hacker may be my wife
- Hacker may be my cuck
- Hacker may be Donald Trump
- Hacker may be Q
- Hacker may be the Illuminati
- Hacker may be from Lesotho
- Hacker may be from Agartha
- Hacker may be RapeApe
- Hacker may be Moot
- Hacker may be 4chan
- Hacker may be Anonymous
- Hacker may be Joe Biden
- Hacker may be Kamala Harris
- Hacker may be a soyteen
- Hacker may be a normie
- Hacker may be a disgruntled janny
- Hacker may be my pet nigger
- Hacker may be Adolf Hitler
- Hacker may be my leaking clitty
- Hacker may be Satoko Houjou Fan
- Hacker may be Warrior-Z
- Hacker may be from DER CORD
- Hacker may be my mom
- Hacker may be my dad
- Hacker may be your mom
- Hacker may be your BVLL
- Hacker may be Captain Coal
- Hacker may be Captain Cob
- Hacker may be Shlomotoko Klekistein
- Hacker may not be real
Citations
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Soysphere Admins and Jannies [+] soyjak.party:
soybooru.com:
soyjakwiki.org:
blog.soyjak.st✝:
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Notable Users [+] Influential/Notable namefags :
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