Caveman
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A Caveman was a primitive human being who lived during the Stone Age and was probably happier than (You). He was best known for whacking wooly mammoths with clubs and living to 28. Whenever he wasn't spending time bashing rocks together and wrestling dinosaurs, he would voice his opinions on certain soyjak.party administrators[He just would, okay?].
Cavemen are also known for their struggle to speak plainly and simply. You may assume that this is because they are ESL, however the English language wasn't even developed until the 5th century, so he is actually Gruntlish First Language[Marge...].
He has a cousin who has a recorded IQ of -50 that doesn't want to write a little despite using a wiki. He loves stimming by swapping colored headers over and over with 0 neutrons and his solution is to "jannie-lock" every single page on this very wiki (whatever that means). Actually, he doesn't even know how to sign a talk page or create a section header.
Cavemen will also eat each other's brains if one of them dies for "their wisdom" if that matters
They do not have "relationships" or "marriage". They rape every woman in sight to make babies, and if the foid tries to "divorce" the Caveman, the Caveman will just kill her and rape her with no regard of "custody"
