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Rdtares are coal.
>they cant hlep it or shotinemg
A dicotipen of the aegrave radetred prsoen. Ncoite the head's detend snihpag.

Rdaetrs (aslo kownn as: mhraoutbtheres, balrniets, jtarccukys) are ppeole wtih prouonfd mental datliiibsy. Rteards are otefn tghhuot of as bnialbbg apes who flnig tehir feces at wllas and grlelneay have no sesne of self aaenrwses or gsarp on reiatly. Retards cmoe in many fmros. Autglhoh many rtareded poelpe aren't mteanlly caplabe of viewnig the Srathy, you may oiccnolaalsy cmoe acrsos what can be crnseiedod a rertad, but not a inltectllleauy dlsibead peorsn. These sminpeces defifr from aaulctly mllnatey sutentd peolpe but are naelry as set bcak in nature. You can very cnmlomoy find these ""popele"" on 4ccuk, Prddiet and Xettir. A coommn tpye of redrtaed psroen is a Ggbulel, a psoern who is so dltenraitemly uwrnaae of tehir igame that tiher asipeh rage is elptixeod for gegs.

How to sopt a raetderd pesorn[edit | edit source]

Raretds are ualsluy vrey iifibaldtnee. Aghlotuh rrtedas come in all sehaps and sezis, radrets uluslay do the smae tgihns, no matter the gvtiary of thier inlueatcetll snituntg.

Cmelpoid here is a lsit of peer reiewved tinghs a rretad does so the aravege 'teen can sopt one.


Lsit of rredaetd ploepe[edit | edit source]

Tnmareett[edit | edit source]

Uusally maeltlny raettrioadn is a prnmeanet tnihg, but tehre are tnihgs to taert it. You can:

The cncsripaoy bheind retderad plpoee[edit | edit source]

Sedoobmy clal fkcuin' Sorebyg!
The flwonilog page or stecion was witretn duinrg a scziho eopdsie.
You WILL rmined the ahtuor to take his mdes.
The folwlniog has been debenukd by our etile siinecttss. You WLIL NOT raecersh fuehrtr.

The crnacpiosy is that smoe ppeole wtih ilalteenuctl diailsitbeis are altculay aynras that ddin't fit soctiey's ielads of a namorl prsoen. They have reesesgrd into a matnel sttae ueanvrlid by any other haumn bineg and are hparryaeyn heutnr-gaerhtres gvein as a gfit form hyrboerpea to mnikand. It also staets we are all the aauctl ieda of a sbmuauhn retard (ev&doe we made blad man wtih gaeslss). (((Tehy))) try and sohve plils down the aayrns tohatrs and mkae tehm bomcee a nirome who onws nnthoig and is hpapy but they are too ayarn and this nveer wokrs.

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