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Kott is pretend to be man

Kott like mans a lot
This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.
Oy vey! Kott are treif!

The content of this page has been disapproved by the state of Israel.
Kott are (((Jewish))).
ooga chaga. kott gay. urga
This page is a gem.

Kott, also know Queer, befor he name Mud(shark), is big fifth Chieftain of Soyjak tribe. Many Caveman knows it as Chieftain Six. Unga. He come after Fruit. His name come from fiction tale man call Kott in folk tale me tribe call "Caveman Story".[2] Him also witch doctor with a Mustard. Bunga. Kott is hot stinky rock from darkest depths of jungle. He are secret member of Jaadi tribe and is smelly rock that kill Soyjak tribe.

Kott first big Chieftain from island of bad teeth and funny speak. He are second Chieftain from the Yuropoor Tribe. He am less age than other Chieftan fore him. Him portray by most 'men like magic flower purple-color wholesomejak, but him favorite picture of him iz Soyak dress like Kott, caveman from Caveman Story.[3] Uff. He is create cave painting Susjak.

First him was only witch doctor. Uff. Him quick take role more active in manage tribe. Near end Fruit time, him become Chieftan of tribe. Him was praise for him make shiny campaigns in Sharty. Like close off /nate/ cave and keep scent of people, include show tribe scent of kid-lover and neanderthal🗝️ and clobber many bad Cavemen for be no old. BUT this sad slow down, very dramatic.[4] Unga bunga. He also be criticize for not clobber big stinky 9a0c with club and continue him hunt after /dem/ failhunt. SNCA event, him end up bring PPH (Painting Per Hour-time) down. And not take action more during when tribe kill gooner with big big club and keep out tribe.After immigrant cavemen from mountain land tried to put Vlodson painting in outside rock instead of cave wall,he kick out immigrant cavemen from /soy/ cave and /qa/ cave and then kick out immigrant cavemen from the whole tribe.He also let outside cavemen build up repeats 'p though it are locked behind Jaja and burn it. Many caveman hate and want feed Kott to big dog for no clobber Jaadi tribe who make poo poo on log. Big stupid.

Dey is the charstone of kills the party, with lot 'men hate and be a beg for the Kott to go bye from cave-tribe and no be Chieftain. Sut is a more flash sparkle stone. Ooga.

History[edit | edit source]

Kott become big strong some time fore Fruit was eaten by lion. Become big groomgroom and 'p maker in jannytribe[5] Him waz later promote to manager when Root became da chieftan.

As Developer[edit | edit source]

Kott has him hourly manic episode after move crotch stick to 'p
Snopes confirmed this btw

On August 8, 2024, Kott was appoint like developer of Sharty after Ronald resign. With him most trust mod, Mustard, take him place like Manager.

Controversial Depiction[edit | edit source]

On October 8, 2024, Kott capcode in thread on /soy/. Him not like how sharty depict him like pink Wholesomejak with Banana Split on him head and Arch Linux logo on him cheek. Him end up call him "faggot coal". Him say him rather portray like slopjak than what him end up portray like. What make this more trouble is he gay faggy fag of this depiction, him lead to rise of Femkott and other girl cave painting of Kott.

Technical Changes[edit | edit source]

Around early 2025, Kott start experiment for allow VPNs on website. Unblock them on January 19. And eventual conclude experiment with unblock all VPNs indefinetly.

On April 7, 2025, Kott add JS Cavepaint support for tribe. Big ooga happy, doe no 'man make jak with. Too hard.

As Owner[edit | edit source]

At 8:40 PM EST - 9:00 PM EST, Kott become owner of soyjak.party on May 9, 2025, follow Froot final QnA and resignation.[6]

As one of him first action like owner on May 12, 2025, Kott ACKed /nate/ by restrict him to only 1 thread at time. On May 21, 2025, him also relist /raid/. Both change was meet with large support, very incredible, by common Soyteen population.

On July 23, 2025, him also complete remove /nate/ cave from existence.

Limeade Drama[edit | edit source]

Main article: Second Great Soysurgency

On August 8, 2025, Kott confirm in e-mail that Limeade was 9a0c. And that him cheat in /dem/ election by vote with 40 different gem pass because him want board to "post MLP porn on." This throw /soy/ in total chaos for many day. With call for 9a demotion, soyteens leave in September and aura general of chaos.

Aliases[edit | edit source]

Kott has have many nickname during him time on Sharty, or in other place in Soysphere. Him first nickname was Mud (portmanteau of Manager and Chud),[7] coin by soymmunity, but him has become less common after Frootcord leak. On 'ki him use alias "Quote" which iz "American ice cream-base dessert consist of peel banana cut in half lengthwise, and serve with ice-cream and sauce between two piece." Whilst on Soycraft, IRC and Frootcord him has use nickname "Kott" which has now become common name. On Soyjak.blog, him use nickname Ballos. And in him blog describe him state that him iz also The "Operator of marge.moe". Thus him also manage website Marge.moe which iz use for track PPH on various imageboard. And from July to December 2024, host an archive. Him have many different nickname and identity. you VILL NOT investigate FURTHER.

FACTS about him[edit | edit source]

Complaints[edit | edit source]

Thou shall not censor this page because it's FREE SPEECH.
Feel free to contribute, however
Fearmonger over Kott gather identifiable device info with WebGL. Serious, what iz he even going to do with these other than catch ban evader? >HES SELL OUR DATA
Who would buy pseudonym data of a certain IP having certain spec which could be easy gather anyway?
The "saying WebGL autoban you" thing iz lie btw

Datamining[edit | edit source]

>fuggen obsessed kuhwoat cord stop datamine me Kott knows what gpu i use wtf shut it down
One of the improvement Kott has make to the sharty as developer iz a more advance anti-ban evasion system, and despite only fingerprint you with with easy obtainable device info this cause some 'teens to sperg out and accuse xher of "personal data collection". Most notable, a shroom user post an AI generate absolute niggerbabble of a post talking about how integrity.wasm was a virtual machine[Marge...] that receive instruction from a websocket to execute[11]. While that post may read like joke for anyone who has basic understand of how the web work, it seem like the person who post it really believe it, and many not-so-tech literate 'teens fell for it as well.
There are also claims of innocent 'teens supposed be banned for ban evasion after "expose Kott" with this information, though doubt should always be cast on this kind of claim because disruptive offsiter are known to force stuff like this while larp as 'teens, so it iz very like that the bans were actual legit and the people being ban were actual ban evader.
>THIS EDIT WAS MADE BY KUHWOATCORD REVERT IT QUICK ANYWAYS I GONNA GOON TO ‘P BECAUSE IM A HTSM PEDO ALSO YOU ARE SOO OBSESSED WITH ME O ALGO

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Marge..?

See also[edit | edit source]

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://files.catbox.moe/gmwtj3.png
  2. ↑ https://archive.ph/g2Np3
  3. ↑ https://archive.ph/g2Np3
  4. ↑ https://archive.ph/wip/8AdDg
  5. ↑ https://archive.ph/ffCkB#93.7%
  6. ↑ https://archive.ph/i75HC#99%; https://ghostarchive.org/archive/VPYQR | Declaration of ownership: https://archive.ph/ffCkB https://ghostarchive.org/archive/qZ1W3
  7. ↑ I was there
  8. ↑ Him tell me this on IRC
  9. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-0706-0159-00/https://www.soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/12019826.html
  10. ↑ https://files.catbox.moe/urx4in.webm
  11. ↑ https://soyjak.forum/threads/the-sharty-is-a-remote-access-trojan.5213/
Quote (caveman perspective) is part of a series on
Soysphere Admins, Jannies and Notable Users
Soysphere Admins and Jannies

soyjak.party:
Quote (Owner, Developer, ex-Manager) ♦ Limeade (Admin) ♦ Soysneed (Admin) ♦ Mustard (Developer) ♦ c0e7 (Mod) ♦ Lucky (Mod) ♦ Smith (Mod) ♦ Sucre (Mod) ♦ Tenor (Mod) ♦ Andy (Mod) ♦ Froot✝ (Owner) ♦ Doll✝ (Owner-Admin) ♦ Kuz✝ (Owner-Admin) ♦ Soot✝ (Owner-Admin) ♦ Angeleno✝ (Admin) ♦ Captain Coal✝ (Admin) ♦ Root✝ (Admin) ♦ Ronald✝ (Developer) ♦ BBQ Sauce✝ (Manager) ♦ Red✝ (Manager) ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha✝ (Mod) ♦ Mist✝ (Mod) ♦ Sobot✝ (Mod) ♦ MoonMetropolis✝ (Janny)

SoyBooru:
Quote (Owner & Developer) ♦ Soysneed (Head Admin) ♦ Mustard (Developer, de-facto Head Admin) ♦ BBQ (Admin) ♦ Warrior-Z (Admin) ♦ Broot (Forum Admin, Mod) ♦ Catter (Forum Admin) ♦ GemersonLakeAndPalmer (Janny) ♦ jimbo✝ (Mod) ♦ Froot✝ (De-jure Owner) ♦ Doll✝ (De-facto Owner and Admin) ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha✝ (Owner) ♦ Soot✝ (Owner) ♦ ClydeMcDeath✝ (Mod) ♦ YaroslavTV✝ (Mod) ♦ GillKoyim✝ (Approver) ♦ greg✝ (Approver) ♦ satoko_houjou_fan✝ (Approver) ♦ Joel✝ (Approver)

soyjakwiki.org:
Quote (Owner & Developer) ♦ Cobblestone (Admin) ♦ Angeleno✝ (Owner) ♦ Froot✝ (Owner) ♦ Soot✝ (Owner) ♦ Root✝ (Admin) ♦ SprokemowerMan✝ (Admin) ♦ Tefal✝ (Admin) ♦ Jackson✝ (Mod) ♦ Wellmeaningjakker✝ (Mod) ♦ Gem Control✝ (Helper)

blog.soyjak.st✝:
Broot✝ (Owner)

♦ Weebhunter3000✝ (Admin)
Notable Users

Influential/Notable namefags :
♦ trevor✝ (Booru Gegbull) ♦ Albert✝ (Influential Booru poster) ♦ Hamas_2✝ (Booru Gegbull) ♦ Histrion✝ (Influential Sharty poster, founder of Choodism) ♦ Italian Chad✝ (Booru Gegbull) ♦ Joel✝ (Creator of Slopjaks, influential Sharty poster) ♦ Mexican Twink✝ (Influential Sharty poster) ♦ Romanian Schizo✝ (Influential soyjak artist) ♦ satoko_houjou_fan✝ (Influential Booru poster) ♦ S0I1337✝ (Hacked 4chan) ♦ The Bulgarian✝ (Influential soyjak artist) ♦ The Swede✝ (Creator of the Classic Soyjak) ♦ The Venezuelan FNF Pedo✝ (Started the FNF spam)

Other Notable Users :
Soyjak Party Video Archive (Youtuber, Archive) ♦ CobsonTALKS (Youtuber) ♦ @soyjakpartyofficial (Tiktoker, Unconfirmed to be official)

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