Clothes

Shirtjak particularly enjoys clothing.

Clothes are optional body parts of a soyjak. Since most soyjaks prefer to walk around naked, clothes are used mainly as a medium to display information about the wearer, such as: Their nationality, sexuality, political opinions or feelings. Mental instituations worldwide use clothes as a method to combat transphobia via the get along shirt.

Slopjaks take a great pride in their clothing and style. The latest hits in the slopjak ghetto are flag shirts (Both country and pride) and custom tailored "Award gallery" jackets.

Most Soyjaks have to wear clothes to avoid people seeing their cock and bollocks

Types of clothes

Clothing has many uses for a soyjak. Here are just some of the uses

• Flag - Change the wearer's skin colour if african or asian.
• Ideology - i.e chudjak's swastika shirt
• Opinion - used by the wearer to share their stance on issues such as BIPOC genocide.
• Emotion - Anomolously changes text depending on the wearer's mood.
• Get-along shirt™ - Miraculous device used to de-escalate a pair's conflicts.

Clothing gallery

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  Dr. Soyberg's get-along shirt™
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  Lil chuddy sharing his thoughts on gender via his shirt
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  A crimean tatar proudly wearing his flag

See also

• Flagging
• Award