Cornposting

>Though maybe you were looking for Cornson?

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Cornposting is corny.

Cornposting is a trend in Soyjak creation characterized by relating various Soyjaks, typically Cobson, to corn.

Cornposting derives its humor from the phrase “corn on the cob”, in which “cob” can be interpreted as short for Cobson. This is the reason why most cornposts feature him.

Some have claimed cornposting to be similar to Sneedposting, as both are constructed around and derive their humor from an absurd-sounding phrase.

The adjective “corny” is often used as a joke by cornposters.

History

The earliest recorded instance of a cornpost is a Cornson uploaded to the SoyBooru on March 31, 2022. you fucking nusoi, 'jaks "uploaded on march 31 2022" are from the old onionsbooru.

• What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

In March of 2025, cornposting seems to have increased dramatically in popularity.

Gallery

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  The classic cornpost
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  A cornpost featuring Cobson and Feraljak
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  A particularly cornified Cobson

See also

• Cornson
• Cobson
• Sneed's Feed and Seed
• Soyjak
• Fruitjak