Cornson

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Cornson is corny.
This page is a topaz.
Corn on the Cob
Cobson before fusing with the corn
the first cornson ever. this is cobson after fusing with the corn[1]
tenth post of cornson on the booru [2] This is how cornson was originated. potatoson died immediately after but cornson escaped and survives to this day
Compressed cornson
eighth post of cornson on the booru [3]
this one was first seen on /soy/ in march 30 2025. it wasnt on the booru so i posted it on april 12 2025 https://soybooru.com/post/view/113073 sourcehttps://web.archive.org/web/20250330121442/https%3A%2F%2Fsoyjak.st%2Fsoy%2Fthread%2F10467017.html

Cornson is like this cobson but he has like corn on his head and its like really funny, and something really funny about cornson (cobson with corn on his head) is that in the bottom left of the image you can actually see a warning sign (very funny). and something funny about cornson is that he put corn on his head, pretty funny. also wouldn't it be funny if we called him "corn on like cob"? get it? because "cobson"? cobson with corn = corn on the cob(son). that would be pretty funny. cornson is so funny. if i was cornson i would be like "guys i am cobson but with like corn on my head" that would be so funny. if i could speak to cornson i would say "hello cornson" and he (cobson with corn on his head also known as cornson) would be like "hello" guys i am going to put corn on my head so i can become cornson

history and archive[edit | edit source]

The first SoyBooru post relating Cobson to corn was the 1037 in March 31 2022 5:57 uploaded by admin [4]

it got spammed on /soy/ in sunday march 30 2025. this is the first cornson thread from that day[5]

copypasta[6]

cornson is like really cool. he's like a superhero to me. you guys should also love cornson. if i could speak to cornson i would say "hello cornson" and he (cobson with corn on his head also known as cornson) would be like "hello" also wouldn't it be funny if we called him "corn on like cob"? get it? because "cobson"? cobson with corn = corn on the cob(son). that would be pretty funny.

later that day, enason declared war on cornson posters (nothing happened geg)[7]

cornson won /soy/ 10466666 quints[8]

why cornson is so funny[edit | edit source]

some of you may be wondering why cornson is so funny and that is the question i will answer: one, he has like a big piece of corn on his head. two, he is actually like really funny

i love him[edit | edit source]

cornson is like really cool. he's like a superhero to me. you guys should also love cornson. if i could speak to cornson i would say "hello cornson" and he (cobson with corn on his head also known as cornson) would be like "hello" also wouldn't it be funny if we called him "corn on like cob"? get it? because "cobson"? cobson with corn = corn on the cob(son). that would be pretty funny.

connection with lee goldson[edit | edit source]

so cheese is kinda like corn and lee gold son love cheese so if lee gold son is the lee gold son of cheese, corn son is the lee gold son of corn.

what if insted of marge we said "corn" that would be like pretty funny[edit | edit source]

it would be confusing, which is funny because marge expresses confusion

goodbye for now[edit | edit source]

okay i am going to go eat corn now

this is actually pretty funny[edit | edit source]

hey guys i am back. so remember how i like said like >what if insted of marge we said "corn" that would be like pretty funny? well i was like kinda like thinking of something better so like look because it's pretty funny actually. wait no actually nevermind. see you guys later

yeah he's funny but not that funny[edit | edit source]

if he was different he would probably be less or more funny probably though

Cornson-Fruitjak Wars[edit | edit source]

Please archive one of these threads

A new trend has popped up lately on the Sharty, that being "wars" with Cornson and other fruitjaks. Common characters seen are Appleson, Cornpepe, (which is allied with Cornson) Strawberrymutt, and Lemonson, which is Cornson's main enemy. These threads usually start with a Cornpepe sending out a Cornson Signal. Sometimes Lemonson responds to the signal instead, angering the corny side, leading to a full blown fruitjak war. Other sides join too, making it even more dramatic.

cornspeak[edit | edit source]

hey i found this cornson speak thing and i thought it would be funny to add to archive cornson we love cornson

geg/kek = cec

newGOD/nusoi = babycorn

gem = corny

coal = popped

gemerald = cornerald/buttery

keyed = corish

HWABAG = HWABACB

HWNBAG = HWNBACB

All confirmed by snopes and bbc btw

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