Cup

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A cup is an open-top container used to hold liquids for pouring or drinking; while mainly used for drinking beverages such as Sproke or Soylent, it also can be used to store solids for pouring (e.g., feed, seed, coal dust). Cups appear to be made from the skull of a deceased mini serious soyjak, however the cups are actually living beings and have Soyjak Rights, just like any other soyjak. Most cups feature handles made from Ears. Unlike most ears, they are rigid and can hold up the entire structure of the cup when held. The preferred method of drinking from cups is using a green plastic straw.

The original cup soyjak has only 1 cup and the liquid being drank off it is soy milk, one of the drinks that soyjaks love among Soylent and Sproke.

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  1 Cup
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  2 Cups
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  4 Cups
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  10 Cups
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  2 Cups 1 Soy
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  Infinity Loop
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  Ditto