Etan Sreggih

Etan Sreggih is a DEAD, FORCED MEME You may try to revive it, but this forced meme may stay dead.

Etan Sreggih is coal.

Etan Sreggih

Etan Sreggih, (born Etan Higgerson) is Nate Higgers's "evil" brother who was separated from him at birth. He feels indifferent to Nate, although Nate hates him for being everything he wishes he was.

History

Etan seems to have originally been created by DASFA (however this is unconfirmed) on June 11, 2025, who posted it on the 'ru and the Sharty later on, causing a war between Nate-posters and Etan-posters to erupt, leading to the creation of many slopjaks.

Personal life

Etan was born on June 11, 2004 in California. He was named after Etan Patz, that one kid who was kidnapped back in the 70s and was probably raped and killed. In 2009, when Nate was born, his parents couldn't care for him, and unfortunately left him at an orphanage operated by Mr. and Mrs. Sreggih. He was an A-Student in school and graduated early, he now works in an office cubicle in NYC, making a good buck. He's also friends with Nate's cousin Nill who is also a yuppie in Manhattan.

His younger brother hates him for being successful, to the point of wearing a shirt similar to Etan's with inverted colours. Etan, on the other hand, personally feels indifferent to Nathaniel, finding him to be an odd, troubled fellow.

Etan likes enjoying the simple things in life, like the birds singing and the frogs croaking.

Fun Facts

• Etan was an all-state javelin thrower, and was recruited by a few Power 5 Conference schools before ultimately deciding to not take an athletic scholarship, instead applying to schools where he would feel more “academically challenged”.
• Etan can bench 225 for 15 reps and 315 for 3. His role model is Bradley Martyn.
• Etan pledged for ΑΔΠ, but quit to focus on his studies.
• Etan passed his Series 7 exam.
• Ethan has never once visited soyjak.party, the schlog, the wiki, the booru, etc, although he once retweeted a tweet that had a soyjak in it.