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๐•
Formerly Twitter
FoundedMarch 21, 2006
CreatorJack Dorsey, Noah Glass, Biz Stone, Evan Williams
OwnerElon Musk
Homepagehttps://x.com/

Elon Musk's ๐• (formerly Twitter), also known as Xitter, Shitter, Twatter, Pisser, Clitter, and Nigger, is a mainstream social networking service with a backend written in Ruby founded on March 21, 2006 and introduced to the public on July 13, 2006. Anyone with an account can send public text messages, which you can see either in an algorithmically-generated feed or while scrolling through someone's account page. Its only important purpose is being the platform where most politicians and celebrities make their announcements or statements. Otherwise, it mainly serves as a political soapbox where the chronically-online scream at each other all day over trivial stuff. Its tertiary function is as a meme hub (albeit a shitty one) and as one of the primary sources of soyjak.party immigrants.d

Xitter's webpage is filled with nuInternet Web 2.0 garbage and it also rate-limits anonymous users. If you want to browse the website anonymously or archive posts, use one of the Nitter instances. Be aware that Nitter relies on real accounts now, some public instances may run out of accounts to make requests.

There are some rumors going around that ๐• played a role in the Origin of Soyjak, but that has been debunked by multiple peer-reviewed studies.

Also, if you reply to a post (no matter what type of post you reply to) with "kill yourself" or "kys", the retarded xitter zombot will automatically permanently ban your account and will reject any appeals you send it.

Branigger portrayed as a fanatic heckin based aryan nazi mexican gigachad ๐• user, after Elon bought the site.
A Feraljak portrayed as a fanatic twitter user, before Elon bought the site

History[edit | edit source]

Elon Musk acquired Twitter for 44 ฯชillion USD in October 27, 2022, then rebranded it to ๐• on July 23, 2023. This pissed off many trannies that missed old Twitter, and is le good because anybody can say nigger nigger nigger without getting banned or discuss how Mcdonald's burgers are 9.11488% estrogen or however the cookie crumbles. It's ironic how the site has turned into a cesspool where dark-skinned third-worlders can larp as Aryan Nazis, yet Elon doesn't give a damn because he's all for freedom of speech. This brings negative effects like jartyCUCKS being able to say how much they love raping children, zoophiles saying how raping animals is ok (even dough they were doing that before Elon), and transgenders explaining why they are women.

Despite more ""freedom of speech"" on Twitter (a.k.a ๐•'s leadership transitioning from left-wing to right-wing), Elon Musk has been removing all the "good" features it barely had (such as the block button the block button is still there, don't worry) and replacing them with pointless features in an attempt to make Xitter just like WeChat or something. Also, Elon Musk is using ๐• as part of his goal of world domination.

A list of coal ๐• users like[edit | edit source]

>X, the everything app.

Relation to the Sharty[edit | edit source]

Some ๐• users have posted soyjak edits from the Sharty, exposing them to millions[1] of other users and igniting fears of a potential ๐• invasion. However, Kuz himself has debunked this theory, stating in his second Q&A that he believes only a tiny amount of new users come from ๐•[2] despite the fact that Twitter immigrants make up a very significant portion, if not the majority, of the current soyjak.party userbase.

๐• users will often describe 'jaks from the Sharty as "incomprehensible" even though they are perfectly understandable to the average 'teen.[3]

Mental illness[edit | edit source]

Main article: Branigger

In the past few years, it has become apparent that many ๐• chuddies, especially the ones claiming to be "right-wing", suffer from a seemingly incurable mental illness known as Aryan Delusion Hyperactive Disorder (ADHD), which causes them to support progressive (leftist tranny SJW libtard nigger kike tranny faggot pajeet punjabi bhutanese antimatter brimstone) and mainstream ideas such as chronic masturbation, transgenderism, and in some cases pedophilia, while claiming that they are cool and edgy and far-right, often by incoherently merging them with Nazi imagery, Greek mythology, and once-meaningful buzzwords such as "trad" and "aryan".[it just is, ok?]

Even though they support everything that the Jews support and would likely be executed in Nazi Germany, this does not stop them, even though you could say that Hitler was a pedophile because of Eva Braun o algo. The reason for the existence of ADHD is heavily debated among soyentists, but the two leading theories are that it's either caused by them being contrarians (without actually wanting to support non-NWO approved beliefs), or that it's yet another psyop by the (((usual suspects))) to make Gen Z's growing right-wing population unknowingly support the opposite of what they believe.

Doxing[edit | edit source]

A new pastime of some 'teens on the sharty is to attempt to dox ๐• users that post anything about the site (who happens to be anyone who merely mentions 'jaks and/or the Party, or anyone who creates 'jaks of their own), one victim of such doxing being BossSwagMaster. This activity also occurred quite often in Jackbox Raiding threads back when the RAID board was alive.

SoyTWT[edit | edit source]

You WILL fill this section with relevant information NOW

There are a bunch of "soyteen" xitter accounts on the ๐•, most are foodists that worship pedophiles, degenerate gooners that make soytan porn, or just weirdos even having their own little community known as SoyTwT.

Flags/Emojis[edit | edit source]

Retards on websites like Xitter use emojis in their usernames to show off their retarded worldviews. If someone on any social media has one of these emojis in their username, you can disregard any opinion they have because they're irreversibly fucktarded. Seeing any of these emojis is an immediate sign that you are about to read one of the most retarded opinions anyone has ever had in the history of mankind.

Pride flags

  • Gay Pride Flag (๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ), also known as the fag flag. Shows that they're a fag.
  • Transgender Pride Flag (๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ). Shows that they're a troon.
  • Snowflake (โ„๏ธ). Groyper pedophile dogwhistle.
  • Zeta (ฮถ). Zoophile dogwhistle.

Country flags

  • Ukraine (๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ). Shows that they support Ukraine.
  • Russia (๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ), Z, O and/or V. Shows that they support Russia.
  • Palestine (๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ). Shows that they're a Palestroon.
    • Watermelon (๐Ÿ‰). Shows that they're a Palestroon who doesn't want to use the real flag for some fucking reason.
    • Red Triangle Pointed Down (๐Ÿ”ป). Shows that not only are they a Palestroon, they also support literal fucking terrorists.
  • Israel (๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ). Shows that they're jews.

Political Emojis

  • Coconut (๐Ÿฅฅ) and/or Palm Tree (๐ŸŒด). Shows that they support Kamala Harris and have monkeypox from being a faggot.
  • Hammer and Sickle (โ˜ญ). Do I even have to explain this one?
  • Rose (๐ŸŒน). Shows they're a socialist (especially common in England).
  • Globe (๐ŸŒ). Referring to globalism, a neoliberal.

Other Emojis

  • Purple Heart (๐Ÿ’œ). Shows that they're a fan of BTS.
  • Theta-Delta (ฮธฮ”). From Greek ฮธฮทฯฮฏฮฟฮฝ "animal" and the mathematical symbol for change. Therian AKA otherkin.

See also[edit | edit source]

Citations

  1. โ†‘ https://archive.ph/jjk6h
  2. โ†‘ he only said this so the good users don't leave
  3. โ†‘ http://www.test-iq.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/5.jpg (average sharty iq, evenbeit twitterGODS only have this)

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