Gigachad 'jakking

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

Figure 1: A 'jakked gigachad subvariant

This one appeared on the 'log a few days ago.

Gigachad 'jakking is exactly what it is, it's the process of jakking a gigachad/gigafly. (Figure 1.)

When you 'jak a gigachad. you are mocking the gigachad. therefore saying that being a masculine gray man (or whatever the image depicts) is bad. Unlike normal 'jakking. This process can be indefinitely repeated on the same image by turning the 'jakked giga back into a gigachad using AI tools.

This is where the danger lies. If this process is repeated, the giga doesn't lose its 'jak & previous giga properties. It simply layers them underneath, compressing them.

There are two ways that this can kill you:

• Jakking a 'jakked gigajak implosion
• Multi giga & jak compression explosion

We'll start with the first way,

Jakking a 'jakked gigajak quantum implosion

If you were to 'jak that giga'd gigajak once more. you'd be metaphorically saying that "saying turning a masculine man into a 'jak being le good is 'le soyboy'"

now here's the fun part, if you were to 'jak that 'jakked giga'd gigajak. their soy characteristics would overflow, potentially hurting the viewer and turning them into a soyboy.

what separates this from a 'jakked jak however. is that using this in a soyduel would initiate a multi-soy-giga-soy-giga payload INSIDE the 'jakked 'jakked giga'd gigajak. meaning it wouldn't just overflow, it'd concentrate into a metaphorical, multi-dimensional beam of schrödinger's law. A state between a giga and a soyjak.

This beam can be concentrated in power further. thus, increasing the implosion power.

And because our universe doesn't allow for such complex multi-dimensional quantum mechanics. Upon viewing that 'jakked 'jakked giga'd gigajak the subatomic particles within you would implode. and the metaphorical quarks would be forced back into OUR metaphorical realm. this would cause a chain reaction of implosion & explosion. thus meaning that upon looking at a 'jakked 'jakked giga'd gigajak. you'd literally implode across time & space, probably causing alot of more issues within the universe's space-time aswell.

For example: (time sinks, wormholes, black holes forming, I FUCKING LOVE QUANTUM SCIENCE)

it's clear that something like this is NOT meant to ever be made, and should therefore NEVER be made.

Multi-giga & jak compression explosion

Because this metaphorical bottle of soylent can overflow & compress with layers. That means that if you were to compress the bottle too much. it would, in theory. metaphorically bend &/or explode.

at first, it would bend. and upon being bent too much, some of the metaphorical particles of the giga & 'jak properties would seep through. and once it does, its over.

Immidiately it would cause a chain reaction of explosions across the bent soylent bottle. the amount of compression therefore meaning that the giga & 'jak properties would release their trapped energy in sequence.

And because this is a sequence, the amount of energy released will amplify. causing a massive explosion upon the 'teen who made the piece.

This would cause the same thing as the last way that this can kill you, but instead of implosion. it's explosion.

TLDR: don't 'jak a gigachad too much.