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Gigafly

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A GIF made out of the original video. The original has since become lost due to The Cellar ACKing.

Gigafly is a meme posted on the 'arty since late 2024[a] which depicts an AI gigachad standing atop a giant fly, or perhaps a miniscule gigachad atop a normal-sized fly. Whatever it is, there is more than meets the eye with this seemingly harmless GIF, and its innocuous appearance may actually conceal something far more sinister.

Description[edit | edit source]

The Gigafly combines two distinct components:

  1. Gigachad: This part of the gigafly is usually incomprehensible and distorted.
  2. Fly Base: The fly is usually of normal anatomy, aside from its size.

Origins in Meme Culture[edit | edit source]

Gigafly is a derivative of the "Gigachad" meme, which celebrates hyper-masculinity. Initially, the fusion of "Gigachad" and a fly was meant as a humorous subversion of the idealized, larger-than-life image associated with Gigachad. However, as the meme evolved, it took on more divisive meanings.

Supporters of Gigafly view it as an absurdist representation of perseverance and adaptability, symbolizing the idea that even the smallest or weakest entities can harbor immense strength (just like my Marvel movies & Nietzsche o algo). Critics, however, argue that the meme has been co-opted by individuals projecting darker, more manipulative fantasies onto the character, claiming that he has 'p embedded within himself and that he represents the thinking of pedophiles, as shown by the quote below:

Fuck you gigafly poster. It literally has 'p embedded and it represents the thinking of pedophiles very well. They think that because gigachad can stand on a fly, they can groom children

History and origins[edit | edit source]

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!
The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

After TND, there was a lot of niggerdetritus left all over the place. This waste material not only contained niggerdetritus, but also tranny and kike remains too, including estrogen and meds. The resulting miasma was so toxic that its dispersion throughout the environment caused 99% of decomposer species to go extinct.

Many years later, even the areas considered reclaimed into Hyperborea still had to deal with niggerdetritus when excavating basements and sewers or whatever. It was a huge biological crisis. Finally, one species of fly developed a mutation rumored to be thanks to the unlikely post-war collaboration between Dr. Soyberg and Chud, MD.

Those flies could derive nutrients from the niggerdetritus. Since they had exclusive access to virtually endless supply of food, they quickly evolved, progressively and rapidly becoming larger throughout generations. Gigachad, now a top Hyperborean official, was sad about the extinction of bugs. He figured the bugs were as much victims of the jew as Aryans were. Instead of eradicating what little left of them as part of TND+TKD+TTD, he figured he could perhaps make peace with them, and domesticate them as valuable citizens of the new chud order. It was a success. Increasingly flies came to be seen as inseparable companions to gigachads all around Hyperborea. Some flies got very big, even up to the size of a bus. Indeed, gigachads managed to figure out how to ride them, and have not only been using them as their personal transport, but also using them to provide fast travel services for anyone willing to pay some silver coin. They are greatly valued by travelers who want to reach across many inaccessible snow peaked mountains of Hyperborea.

In reality, Gigafly actually originates from a currently-lost thread (it VVILL resurface when The Cellar is resurrected) that called for soyteens to use the then-new LumaLabs AI video generator. An archive link will be posted as soon as The Cellar comes back online.

Archaeological evidence[edit | edit source]

Khalimov V in Battle, Artist's Depiction

According to DEFINITIVE ARCHAEOLOGICAL EVIDENCE,[1] it is a fact that:

  1. Gigachads all belonged to a tribe comprised of a race of beings that hail from Agartha.
  2. They were given their gigafly at birth, and bonded with the creature.
  3. They trained with their gigafly to become adept at battle from a very young age.
  4. Whenever the tribe was under threat, the gigachad and his respective gigafly would go out to battle.

Gigachads and gigaflies are REAL, trying to water down their society into something less real is cultural appropriation and genocide in action.

Gigabee[edit | edit source]

Gigabee is the polar opposite of gigafly. It literally has embedded 'ible, and it represents the thinking of Christians very well. They think that because Jesus died for our sins, we can go to heaven.

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  1. science