Happenings/2067

BOIII TS PAGE IS FROM OHIO 😂🫱

vro ts page is so frickin tuff... 🍷🗿MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA:

six sevn

>naaaah gng ts pmo man 🥀🥀 wt is ts shitty page man ima call epsteinbluuud to kill ur ass man 🥀🥀🥀🥀naaah ima call quote to remove ts shit ima call rapeson gng 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀 no way ur doing ts man wtf gng lmfao lol 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

boii ts tuff ahh year is when da fuggen jardee 💀☠️ (only in lesotho💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀) declares the great brismtene jihad of 2067 and starst gooning to poblox rorn and sigeon pex so hard klaus swab dies of hart attack (rest in peepee☠️) however soot coms back and btfos da jarde so hard that xe is crowned king of agratha or something ☠️💀

January

• January 1 - Diddy dies.
• January 15 - Admin 67 takes over leadership of the soysphere. Posts are now categorized as "Is Tuff" (IT) or "Not Tuff" (NT) instead of IAS or NAS.
• January 21 - Tung Tung Tung Sahur inaugurated as Supreme God-Emperor of Earth.
• January 30 - Skibidi Toilet 1000 is released to tremendous critical and popular acclaim, becoming the first film to gross over 67 thrembillion dollars.

February

• February 1 - Diddy is resurrected and links up with Jeffrey Epstein.^{[Didn't he commit suicide?]} MEDS. NOW.
• February 12 - George Droyd and Charlie Clank have a catastrophic battle, killing millions. However, they make peace when they find common ground in their chronic neck pain.
• February 17 - Kendrick Lamar releases a new album, which consists of him yelling Mustard for an hour. In response, Drake drops a diss track where he yells KEETTTCHUUUUUUPPPP
• February 29 - India is becomes superpooper for real this time trust me saar

March

• March 1 - Variant:Unknown becomes known.

June

• June 7 - The 67 Kid gets elected as President of the United States. Those who were born this day in 2026 turn 41.

Juny

• Juny Ϫ - Clamstaples comes and It comes.

July

• July 6 - Braniggers manage to conquer the whole website and the soysphere. The new owner is a guy named "Pedro", and Cobblestone is an AI Robot called "Piedrastona"