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Happenings/2067
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vro ts page is so frickin tuff...   MEANWHILE IN INDIA: 
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six sevnboii ts tuff ahh year is when da fuggen jardee 💀☠️ (only in lesotho💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀) declares the great brismtene jihad of 2067 and starst gooning so hard klaus swab dies of hart attack (rest in peepee☠️) however soot coms back and btfos da jarde so hard that xe is crowned king of agratha or something ☠️💀
January[edit | edit source]
- January 1 - Diddy dies.
- January 15 - Admin 67 takes over leadership of the soysphere. Posts are now categorized as "Is Tuff" (IT) or "Not Tuff" (NT) instead of IAS or NAS.
- January 21 - Tung Tung Tung Sahur inaugurated as Supreme God-Emperor of Earth.
- January 30 - Skibidi Toilet 1000 is released to tremendous critical and popular acclaim, becoming the first film to gross over 67 thrembillion dollars.
February[edit | edit source]
- February 1 - Diddy is resurrected and links up with Jeffrey Epstein.
- February 12 - George Droyd and Charlie Clank have a catastrophic battle, killing millions. However, they make peace when they find common ground in their chronic neck pain.
- February 17 - Kendrick Lamar releases a new album, which consists of him yelling Mustard for an hour. In response, Drake drops a diss track where he yells KEETTTCHUUUUUUPPPP
- February 29 - India is becomes superpooper for real this time trust me saar
March[edit | edit source]
- Variant:Unknown becomes known.
