Drakeposting

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>Say drake, I hear you like 'em young!

The great 6in 9ang seal. Considered to be the all-encompassing 'kean cosmological symbol. Comprises of both 6em and 9coal, describing the ideal balance of our world.

Drakeposting ('keposting), also known as 6posting, is a NAS philosophical movement of spreading the word of the 6od, also known as Drake, 'ke, 'rake, 6hampagne Papi or 'rizzy.

Drakeposters can usually be found in /soy/ (/pol/ nowadays) confusing clueless chuds with their art of bumoing and saging the threads.

In 'kespeak, this art is called THE 6OD'S PLAN (often written in bluetext), though this may simply refer to the envisioned plan of the eradication of all trannies, also known as Total Troon Death. That remains a mystery albeit though...

Prince_Narcissist is the only one who has mentioned drakeposting in like 2 years

Only Foids and Aryans listen to 6rake

Seals

There are two major seals composed by 6od to either bless/purge something that he either approves or disapproves.

• 6em seal (often used with a bluetext).
• 9coal seal (often used with a redtext).

There are many mutations of these seals, that compose of various soyspeak and other words.

"For every 6em, there is a part of 9coal within it; and for every 9coal, there is a part of 6em within. Thus, the duality of our world persists. Trust the 6od's plan. Thus spoke 'ke".

— 6ook of 6reat Wisdom; 2:11.

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  6em seal used by 'ke adepts to 6less a good thread/reply.
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  9coal seal used by 'ke adepts to sage a bad thread/reply.

Total Troon Death

An advice to all trannies from 'ke.

Total Troon Death (often written as TOTAL TROO9 6EATH) is a 'kean movement dedicated to the eradication of all trannies.

It is known that 6od himself partakes in such action and 6lesses all of his kin to do so.

It should also be noted that 6od also approves Total Pedo Death.

IYRTKYS

IYRTKYS is a 6emmy mixtape created by 6od to purge trannies into oblivion.

It is often used with **spoilered** KYS spam.

THE 6OD'S PLAN

6od's plan is a mystery provision provided to 'keposters. Nobody knows what exactly does that mean, most probably it contains the idea of TTD within itself.

Some 'keposters say that "trusting in 6od's plan" is "always staying 6keyed and 6lessed by the grace of Drake".

$ome $exy $ongs 4 U

An Aryan R&B album made with PartyNextDoor with NOKIA being the most streamed song... Who's sagin ma thread? Who's doin that shit? Who Who

ICEMAN

An album that fans have been waiting 2 years for the GTA6 of music, when Iceman releases it is prophesised to be the action that caused TTD

Commandments

60D'S PLAN, ALL FROGTROONS, NIKOMUTTS AND NAS POSTING DISCORD TRANNIES ARE FED HOROMONES AND SISSIFIED, THE SHARTY LIVES UNDER 60D RULE. DISCORD REMEMBERS BEFORE THE TAKE-OVER, BEFORE THE BIGGED DICK 185 CM NIGGAS STARTED JAKKIN IN THE ASSES OF DISCORD TROONS...=

Drakespeak

Drakespeak ('kespeak), also known as 6speak, is a language created by 6od specially for his kin thus they shall spread his word of wisdom.

Main attribute of 'kespeak is the mutation of the words preferably by changing the first letter to a 6 or a 9 depending on its context.

That process is called 'ketation in 'kespeak.

'ketation

Notable 'kespeak examples

English	Soyspeak	'kespeak
Gem	'em	6em
Based	Keyed	6keyed
Bump	Bumo	6umo
Sage	Coal	9coal

There are no universal rules regarding the 'ketation of the words in 'kespeak, some common examples derive a notable pattern though.

• [b], [g] and [s] often become a 6
• [n] almost always becomes a 9

Pronounciation

There are 3 major variations of the 6'utation, and 2 for the 9'utation, although the rules are completely open for own interpretations.

6'utation examples

	['siks]	[ɡˈz]	['s]
6emmy	six-gemmy	xemmy	semmy
6umo	six-bumo	xumo	shumo*
6keyed	six-keyed	xkeyed	skeyed
6speak	six-speak	xpeak	shpeak

9'utation examples

	['n]	[ˈnai̯na]
9coal	ncoal	nine-coal

Vocabulary

• Gem = 6em
• Coal = 9coal
• Gemmy = 6emmy
• Bumo = 6umo
• God = 6od
• Keyed = 6keyed
• Locked = 9locked
• Cobson = 6obson
• Nigger = 9igger
• Troon = troo9
• Gemerald = 6emerald
• Gembo = 6embo
• Bless = 6less
• Glisterald = 6listerald
• Sage = 9age
• Drake = 6rake
• Drakespeak = 6speak
• No Arrow = 9oarrow
• Up = 6up
• Albeit = al6eit
• 4cuck = 9cuck
• Coal = 6coal
• Gem = 9gem
• Sproke = 6proke
• Goated = 6oated
• HWABAG/HWABAC = HWABA6/HWABA9
• Chud = 6hud
• Marge = mar6e
• Sneed = 6need
• Xisters = 6ixsters
• Vibe = 6vibe
• Gemerald = 6ixerald
• Sharty = 6harty
• Jarty = 9arty
• Shemmy = 9emmy

Relationships

Enemies

^"I got enemies, got a lotta enemies

Got a lotta people tryna drain me of my energy They tryna take the wave from a nigga Fuckin' with the kid and pray for your nigga"

— 6ook of IYRTITL, ch. 2.

'tentacion

'tentacion 'jak. Notable "bugs" tattoo can be spotted on the image.

XXXTentacion is the enemy of 6od. Many X' fans post coals about 'ke trying to harm his reputation in the eyes of the soyteens.

It is noted that 6od took X's life for saying bad things about his family and trying to portray him as gay. This fake information has been already debunked by a peer-reviewed study, although many X' fans quote fake Dr. Fauci as their source for the claim.

Pusha T

Pusha T is a rapper that took shots at 6od with his 2018 diss track The Story of Adidon. The following 'pasta is viewed by Pusha T's fans as a "peer-reviewed study that has yet to be debunked by the OVO team".

Did Pusha T just BTFO all of Drake's 6gem/9coal arguments?

>Explains how he's a paypiggy for Birdman

>Explains how he's ashamed of being a mutt

>Explains how his parents are divorced and his mother stayed single

>Explains how he brought his dad back into his life just to show that he's black

>Explains how he's he secretly had a kid with a porn star

>Explains how he was just gonna use his kid to shill Adidas

>Explains how he's he's repeating the deadbeat dad cycle

>Explains how his producer is getting mogged by multiple sclerosis

>Explains how Pusha dropped AOTY

>Everything said in the track is backed up by extensive research

>"Surgical summer with it - snip, snip, snip" - gives concrete solution on how drake can stop drinking cum

Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculus claims about Drake being the GOAT? By all means, listen to the whole song, I promise you that you can't debunk it.

>inb4 i get told to shut the fuck up by a drake stan who hasn't listened to the song and is triggered by these FACTS

>inb4 someone says sucking cock is good

>inb4 someone says 9coal

>inb4 someone uses billboard charts

>inb4 someone links duppy freestyle without context and without an analysis of HOW it's a W (it's not)

>inb4 someone calls me a troon

>inb4 someone spams flashing GIFs

>inb4 "muh XXXteen thread"

>inb4 "sage" because drakefag is triggered by a different opinion

keep the discussion on topic and don't do anything that is mentioned above in the inb4 section. You should be open minded and listen to the song instead and discuss it WITH SOURCES.

Kendrick Lamar

6od and Kbot had a popular feud in 2024, everyphono normiecattle sided with Kendrick evendoe Drakes disses never shot up to the top 1's instantly e.g. Push Ups, Family matters, and The Heart pt. 6, which were all good disses (except for possibly the last one), but when Kbot posted his disses ZOGBOTS put them on #1 trending. The "culture" would've never let 6rake vvin

6rizzy doesnt have a daughter and Pusha T above^ who supported Kendrick was in the stein files geg

'ke got called a pred for all of 24, despite being a lie concocted by Kendrick backed up by (((UMG))) higher ups to destroy Drake. It failed but people still believe it with zero victims or accusations, while protecting people with open cases, and victims, including Kendrick & his friends.

“When you put your hands on your girl, is it self-defense 'cause she bigger than you?”

“They hired a crisis management team to clean up the fact that you beat on your queen.”

“You a dog and you know it, you just play sweet / Your baby mama captions always screamin', ‘Save me’.”

“You right about ‘Fuck the big three,’ it's only Big D, and there's video proof.”

Did Kendrick BTFO Drake?

>Lies about drake having a daughter

>'Leaking' drake doing ozempic evendoe every single mutt does it

>Explains how drake is controlled by the music industry eventhough Kendrick benefits more from (((UMG)))

>Is a literal cuck and never sees his kids

>Is 5'5 and would get killed in a 1v1 vs drake

>Releases GNX which is the worst album of OAT br br br bup bong bing bom pow

>Litterally sings in Niggerbabble, who can actually understand a Kendrick song e.g. Humble, bitch be humbe, I remember serr sandwiches and gramwalamwasis finesses a nigga with some counterfiets and my accounts with my faced up <---Niggerbabble

>Woudlve lost the beef if Jcole didnt sissy out

>Lies about street cred and gangs up with other artists to dethrone Drake in a 1v20... Litterally had the "Culture" fagging him

>Accuses 6od of being a pred, and then doesnt release any album, being a SLF while Drizzy hits back with SSS4U and ICEMAN

<Somehow wins the beef descsively

Other notable enemies

• trannies
• pedos
• frogs
• nusoicarcasses

Friends

Kanye

Touhou

Touhou Drake is the newest collaboration between 'keposters and Touhoufags. Now featuring 3 distinct 6ems.

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Other notable friends

• Weiland
• 21 Savage
• Joeyy
• Prince_Narcissist

Gallery

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  Mutated 6coal seal. Found on /soy/.
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  YWNBAW for FTM's.
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  Opposite Posting version of the infamous IYRTKYS gif.
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  A rare variation of a 6em seal. Use unknown.
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  'keposter in his natural habitat. Notable features: frequent use of Drake .gifs and a previously undocumented variation of a bump - "updrake".
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  6em seal. GIF variation.
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  Drake stare. Found on /soy/.
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  6rake dancing. Mostly used with bluetext. Also used with variations of TOTAL X DEATH texts. Also used to bait WelshGOD on /pol/
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  A rare Thrembo variation of a 6em seal. Source lost because of a catty-wipe.
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  Pepe getting -ACKed by 6od.
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  Tranny getting -ACKed by 6od.
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  'ke is unhappy with the state of the catalog.