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Mustard[1]
Mustard is iron.
>MUUUUUUUUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDD
Current Developer of Soyjak.party
Mustard
Chud ## Developer
Manager of soyjak.party
In office
August 8, 2024 - July 27, 2025
Preceded byQuote
Succeeded byBBQ Sauce
AdministratorFroot (until May 9, 2025), Quote
Developer of Soyjak.party
Incumbent
Assumed office
July 27, 2025
AdministratorQuote
Personal details
Nationality Russian; On vacation in America sometimes.
Political partyFrootist
Best known forBeing the manager (now developer) of the Sharty, Developer of the Schlog.
TripcodeChud ## Developer ( [Nameroll] ## Developer on /soy/)
Soyjak Wiki accountUser:Mustard

Mustard, otherwise known as the angry condiment, and musty moo is the current developer of soyjak.party. He was best known for not doing anything significant during his managership being the best manager the sharty ever had unlike (((Max))). He was appointed as manager after Ronald decided to stop being the Sharty's developer, and Quote had to take his place.

Quote would appoint Mustard as manager due to him being his most trusted mod before. He had also taken a far more active approach towards the userbase compared to Quote during his time as manager, and he was also responsible for many staff picks. He became developer on July 27, 2025.[2]

Xe is responsible for the terrible state of /soy/, claiming that controlling what is posted on boards is outside of xis control despite xim being a manager.[3] He also called the /qa/ furry general his favourite thread on the board, raising suspicions if he may be a furnigger.

History[edit | edit source]

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

General History, Changes to the Sharty[edit | edit source]

On August 8, 2024, Quote would announce some staff changes, thanks to Ronald, the then developer of the Sharty resigning from his position due to not having enough time to be its developer. Quote would pass his position of manager to his most trusted mod, named by the users as "Mustard," thanks to an image he posted with his first response to a Q&A, which was hosted as a part of a tradition when selecting new managers for Soyjak.party.

On September 11, 2024, Mustard would announce a groundbreaking, genre-redefining, mind-boggling rule that prohibited any discussions about namefags or avatarfags on /soy/. Experts state that this is a move in the right direction for the Sharty, verified by Snopes and the CIA alike.

Mustard confirming he is transgender (fake)[4]

On June 21, 2025, Mustard banned self inserting, which was only enforced for about half an hour.[5]

On July 16, 2025, Mustard reinforces the NAS rule, similar to 9a0c's nassacre but this time along with moving question based posts to /qa/.[6]

Contests[edit | edit source]

On August 10, 2024, Mustard would ask Soyteens to provide ideas for future competitions; he would also host a competition to replace the "Media Pending Approval" sign. From the suggestions he received from users from the future competitions thread, he would host a special contest where teens' were to create nuvariants; however, it was killed off by Mustard due to the competition not creating any gems in the end. As a wise Swedish proverb once said, "Gems come naturally..."

On August 18, 2024, he would reveal the winners of the Media Pending Approval contest. The winner would receive their own board for one week and a free Soygem Pass for life. They would decide to reopen the /r/ and /tech/ boards for 1 week. Other contestants who had their submissions rated as Ruby and above were permitted to get a Soygem Pass, but no one else applied besides the main winner.

Mustard's Announcement about the Namefagging Rule.

On September 2, 202Οͺ , Mustard would also announce a Call of Duty: Black Ops 1 - Zombies competitive bracket tournament called Call of Mustard. The prizes would be a Soygem Pass as well as some keys for a couple of Steam games. Users would have to make 4-person groups and then get as high of a round score as they could.

Soyjak.blog Developer[edit | edit source]

On September 28, 2024, Mustard would become the developer of Soyjak.blog[7]. Xhe did many things as a developer, such as making the reactions widget a box instead of a line.[8] On the shlog, Mustard would claim multiple times that xhe is a girl, although this has yet to be confirmed by Snopes.[9][10][11]

BBC controversy[edit | edit source]

Main article: Soyrising

In recent times, Mustard has been heavily hated upon for his inaction on BBC bait and BNWO groom threads on the sharty.

Developer[edit | edit source]

On July 27, 2025, Mustard would become the developer of the main site alongside Quote, leaving the position of manager vacant for the time being. This meant there were now two developers.[2]

MUSTARD ON THE BEAT HO[edit | edit source]

[Intro]

Psst, I see dead people

(Mustard on the beat, ho)

[Verse 1]

Ayy, Mustard on the beat, ho

Deebo any rap nigga, he a free throw

Man down, call an amberlamps, tell him, "Breathe, bro"

Nail a nigga to the cross, he walk around like Teezo

What's up with these jabroni-ass niggas tryna see Compton?

The industry can hate me, fuck 'em all and they mama

How many opps you really got? I mean, it's too many options

I'm finna pass on this body, I'm John Stockton

Beat your ass and hide the Bible if God watchin'

Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas

Certified boogeyman, I'm the one that up the score with 'em

Walk him down, whole time, I know he got some ho in him

Pole on him, extort shit, bully Death Row on him

Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em young

You better not ever go to cell block one

To any bitch that talk to him and they in love

Just make sure you hide your lil' sister from him

They tell me Chubbs the only one that get your hand-me-downs

And Party at the Party playin' with his nose now

And Baka got a weird case, why is he around?

Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophiles

Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fuck 'em up

Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff

Why you trollin' like a bitch? Ain't you tired?

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minor

[Chorus]

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

[Verse 2]

You think the Bay gon' let you disrespect Pac, nigga?

I think that Oakland show gon' be your last stop, nigga

Did Cole foul, I don't know why you still pretendin'

What is the owl? Bird niggas and burnt bitches, go

The audience not dumb

Shape the stories how you want, hey, Drake, they're not slow

Rabbit hole is still deep, I can go further, I promise

Ain't that somethin'? B-Rad stands for bitch and you Malibu most wanted

Ain't no law, boy, you ball boy, fetch Gatorade or somethin'

Since 2009, I had this bitch jumpin'

You niggas'll get a wedgie, be flipped over your boxers

What OVO for? The "Other Vaginal Option"? Pussy

Nigga better straighten they posture, got famous all up in Compton

Might write this for the doctorate, tell the pop star quit hidin'

Fuck a caption, want action, no accident

And I'm hands-on, he fuck around, get polished

Fucked on Wayne girl while he was in jail, that's connivin'

Then get his face tatted like a bitch apologizin'

I'm glad DeRoz' came home, y'all didn't deserve him neither

From Alondra down to Central, nigga better not speak on Serena

And your homeboy need subpoena, that predator move in flocks

That name gotta be registered and placed on neighborhood watch

I lean on you niggas like another line of Wock'

Yeah, it's all eyes on me, and I'ma send it up to Pac, ayy

Put the wrong label on me, I'ma get 'em dropped, ayy

Sweet Chin Music and I won't pass the aux, ayy

How many stocks do I really have in stock? Ayy

One, two, three, four, five, plus five, ayy

Devil is a lie, he a 69 God, ayy

Freaky-ass niggas need to stay they ass inside, ayy

Roll they ass up like a fresh pack of 'za, ayy

City is back up, it's a must, we outside, ayy

[Chorus]

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

[Verse 3]

Once upon a time, all of us was in chains

Homie still doubled down callin' us some slaves

Atlanta was the Mecca, buildin' railroads and trains

Bear with me for a second, let me put y'all on game

The settlers was usin' townfolk to make 'em richer

Fast-forward, 2024, you got the same agenda

You run to Atlanta when you need a check balance

Let me break it down for you, this the real nigga challenge

You called Future when you didn't see the club (Ayy, what?)

Lil Baby helped you get your lingo up (What?)

21 gave you false street cred

Thug made you feel like you a slime in your head (Ayy, what?)

Quavo said you can be from Northside (What?)

2 Chainz say you good, but he lied

You run to Atlanta when you need a few dollars

No, you not a colleague, you a fuckin' colonizer

The family matter and the truth of the matter

It was God's plan to show y'all the liar

[Bridge]

Mm

Mm-mm

He a fan, he a fan, he a fan (Mm)

He a fan, he a fan, he a

Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God

Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God

Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life

Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life

Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God

Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God

Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life

Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life

Let me hear you say, "OV-ho" (OV-ho)

Say, "OV-ho" (OV-ho)

Then step this way, step that way

Then step this way, step that way

[Outro]

Are you my friend?

Are we locked in?

Then step this way, step that way

Then step this way, step that way

Questions & Answers[edit | edit source]

So far Mustard has been involved in four Q&A threads.

  • In April of 2025 Mustard responded to a thread asking him to respond to it [12]

Trivia[edit | edit source]

Mustard's profile picture on the Schlog
  • Mustard is a big fan of mustard on ham.
  • Xe is a valid transgender woman and a slut for BBC.
  • He does not own a TV.
  • He likes AI gigachads.
  • He makes OCs.
  • He is anti-DNB.
  • He believes that he'd be too purist to be shartys admin/owner.
  • He uses TheLounge IRC client.
  • /dem/ was his idea but he dislikes it.
  • He WAS an oil-rig worker, and is now a coroner and babysitter.
  • He manages who gets Soygem Passes.
  • When drinking beer, He likes to squirt various citrus fruits into beer.
  • His favorite Starcraft race is "protoss." En taro Tassadar!
  • Xe looks like femjanny
  • He likes aged cheddar cheese
  • He is openly gay for Superman.
  • You can troll him by posting unoptimized gigagifs to take up server space.
  • mustardxistas...
    Xe has a sissy fetish <---- I never said that
  • Henry Ford personally sold him a car. [13]

Citations

Mustard is part of a series on
Soysphere Admins, Jannies and Notable Users
Soysphere Admins and Jannies [-+]

soyjak.party:
Quote (Owner, Developer, ex-Manager) ♦ Soysneed (Admin) ♦ 9a0c (Admin) ♦ Mustard (Developer) ♦ BBQ Sauce (Manager) ♦ Boot✝ (Admin) ♦ Froot✝ (Owner) ♦ Mist✝ (Mod) ♦ Root✝ (Admin) ♦ Doll✝ (Owner-Admin) ♦ Angeleno✝ (Admin) ♦ Kuz✝ (Owner-Admin) ♦ Soot✝ (Owner-Admin) ♦ Captain Coal✝ (Admin) ♦ Red✝ (Manager) ♦ Ronald✝ (Developer) ♦ Lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha✝ (Mod) ♦ Sobot✝ (Mod) ♦ MoonMetropolis✝ (Mod)

soybooru.com:
Quote (Owner & Developer) ♦ Soysneed (Head Admin) ♦ Bartholomew (Admin) ♦ Broot (Mod) ♦ Warrior-Z (Mod) ♦ GemersonLakeAndPalmer (Approver) ♦ Froot✝ (De jure owner) ♦ Doll✝ (De facto owner) ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha✝ (Owner) ♦ Soot✝ (Owner) ♦ YaroslavTV✝ (Mod) ♦ Teto✝ (Mod) ♦ ClydeMcDeath✝ (Mod) ♦ Sectionalism (Approver) ♦ satoko_houjou_fan✝ (Approver) ♦ Joel✝ (Approver) ♦ jimbo (Approver)

soyjakwiki.org:
Quote (Owner & Developer) ♦ Cobblestone (Admin) ♦ SprokemowerMan (Mod, ex-admin) ♦ User:Jackson✝ (Mod) ♦ Angeleno✝ (Owner) ♦ Froot✝ (Former owner) ♦ Gem Control✝ (Janny) ♦ Mata✝ (Mod) ♦ Soot✝ (Founder) ♦ Tefal✝ (Head Admin) ♦ Wellmeaningjakker✝ (Mod)

blog.soyjak.st✝:
Broot✝ (Owner) Weebhunter3000✝ (Admin)

Notable Users [-+]

Influential/Notable namefags :
Albert✝ ♦ The Bulgarian (Influential soyjak artist) ♦ Hamas_2✝ (Booru gegbull) ♦ Italian Chad✝ (Booru gegbull) ♦ Joel✝ (creator of Slopjaks, influential sharty poster) ♦ King Caesar✝ (Started the FPE spam) ♦ Mexican Twink✝ (Influential sharty poster) ♦ Romanian Schizo✝ (Influential soyjak artist) ♦ satoko_houjou_fan✝ (Influential booru poster) ♦ S0I1337✝ (Hacked 4chan) ♦ The Swede✝ (creator of Soyjak) ♦ The Venezuelan✝ (Started the fnf spam)

Other Notable Users :
Soyjak Party Video Archive (Youtuber, Archive) ♦ CobsonTALKS (Youtuber) ♦ @soyjakpartyofficial (Tiktoker, Unconfirmed to be official) ♦ Histrion (Founder of Choodism)

Miscellaneous Lists [-+]
✝: Retired/Fired

Mustard
is part of a series on
Froot


"Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over."
Related Figures and Entities [-+]
Major events and Impact on The Website [-+]
Enemies of Froot [-+]

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