Jab

>Though maybe you were looking for the other jab?

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The Jab (stylized The JAB or The J.A.B.) also known as The Traffic Light Crew, was a trio composed of moderators/admin Jager, Andy and Broot. Each of them are high ranking staff in the soysphere, AKA The Elites.

The group was formed in Late 2025.

About

The JAB together is a force to be reckoned with, The JAB decides what the soyim can and cannot do. Each member represents a side of the Dark Triad and with the power of narcissism, machiavellianism, and psychopathy, they put the fear of the almighty into anyone who even attempts to face them.

Jager hunts and tracks down failtrolls and pedophiles who try and enter the gates of the soysphere, Andy watches over the IRC and maintains the soycraft and Broot is The Enforcer and puts people in check. If for some reason you think its a good idea to go and piss any one of them off even slightly, all we can say is good luck to the poor soul brave enough to do so, as these psychotic motherFUCKERS will break you mentally and put you out of commission.