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brooby broobBroot (born 1926)[1] is the founder and former admin of soyjak.blog, an admin of Soyjak Forum, and a moderator for SoyBooru. He created soyjak.blog as a place primarily dedicated to blogposting and journals. He is also a retired janny for this very wiki.
History[edit | edit source]
Soyjak.blog era (2024-2025)[edit | edit source]
Broot's idea for a soyjak-based forum has been planned since October 2023 and prior to the creation of the Schlog. Broot would often see blog threads posted on /soy/, sometimes also being moved to /plier/. Feeling that there was no place within the Soysphere that's suitable towards blogposting, he decided to launch a forum for it appropriately called Soyjak.blog on February 29th, 2024. Doll would create an account and later become an administrator for the site along with Broot.
Broot would also meet Weebhunter3000, creator and former owner of chuds.life who offered to help with The Blog, forming a partnership with the two sites. Froot would also join and sometimes interact with users there.
As the site grew, more familiar people would join, one of them being Mustard and formerly Quote, who would develop for the site. The Schlog went on to become an official site being used as a forum for SoyBooru and Soyjak Wiki, albeit somewhat controversial as namefagging is prevalent there.
Post-Schlog & It's Time To Get Brootal (2025-Present)[edit | edit source]
The schlog later on got sold by Froot due to SNCA drama, and his general hatred of namefags. In recent times, Broot now spends his days as a janny for SoyBooru and this wiki.
In December 2025, he became Santa Claus and saved Christmas by BTFOing The Grinch.
In January 2026, he began uploading GIFs of his soysona to Tenor, called "brootmojis," in the hopes that normies might start using them. Later that month, he began to run for SoyBooru admin, with a slogan being 'It's Time To Get Brootal' (abbreviated as IT2GB). The campaign was very well received, with 67 votes in support of Broot. Unfortunately, the campaign ended on the 19th of February of 2026 as announced by a post he uploaded anonymously.[2] Broot also launched Trendy Tuesday, a weekly art contest held on SoyBooru where 'jakkers draw OC and compete to be featured.
- On February 8, 2026, Broot was demoted on the 'ki by Cobblestone due to being retired (ev&doe he came back shortly before then)
- On February 16, 2026, he also was demoted to janny for revealing the accounts of anonymous comments on the 'ru, Quite a brootal month for Broot. He was repromoted to mod on February 18, 2026, and got demoted again the next day. On February 27, 2026 he was officially repromoted along with launch of Nuuru.
Facts[edit | edit source]
- His favorite Schlog users are those who actually make Blog threads.
- His name is a homophone of Brute.
- His favorite variants are Cobson, Soyak and Impjak.
- He used 4chan prior to the Sharty and mostly posted on /int/.
- He appreciates OC.
- He likes Pepe The Frog
- He has an Android and an iPhone 15
- His favorite 'jak to make edits of is Soyak for being the most versatile.
- His favorite raid is Operation Reality.
- He is a graphics designer.
- He is also a chef.
- He chose XenForo as it is the most modern forum software.
- He will ban you for negrobumping
- All of series:brootmoji on the 'ru is created and uploaded by him anonymously
What typa guy is Broot?[edit | edit source]
- Broot the typa guy that say "well well well" and taps xir foot when xe sees someone eating beet soup
- Broot the typa guy that say "aaaaaand... I'm in" when xe logs onto the janny dashboard
- Broot the typa guy that says "tickle fight!" at the sleepover
- Broot the type of nigga who fart in a toilet and flush it
- Broot the typa booger that says "tootles" before xe hangs up
- Bruut the type of nigga to take a day off from work on xir birthday.
- Broot the typa guy who blows steam out xir ears when xe gets angry
- BroΕt is the type of fella to say "ermm.. that just happened!"
- Broot the type of nigga who wiggles xir fingers before taking a slice of pie
- Broot the type of nigga who say "No more Mr. nice guy" when xe gets angry
- Broot the typa fella who say "Checkmate" whenever xe bans someone
- Broot the type of goofball who closes xir eyes when smiling
- Broot the type of guy who calls time-out when xe gets cornered playing tag
- Broot the kinda guy who say "I did NOT sign up for this!" whenever the catty get spammed
- Broot the typa dude who say "one two three, thats enough for me" at the water fountain
- Broot the type of nigga who sit on xir hands when the room gets too cold
- Broot the type of guy who say "capeesh?" after explaining something
- Broot the kind of slumpkerdumpker that says "Scrumpdiddlyumptious" after eating something
- Broot the type of nigga who say "cut it out guys I'm serious" when the mods start talking shit
- Broot the typa bloke who use the urinal next to you when the rest are open
- Broot is the type of guy to go "Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!" at a proposal
- Broot the type of guy to giggle during xir bed time story
- Broot's the type of nigga that send you a thank you card for coming to xir bday party
- Broot the typa dude that say "Pee-Yew" when something smells bad
- Broot the type of scallywag that lock the board and say "What's the passcode"
- Broot the type of whippersnapper that uncover a mystery and be like "Uhh, guys... You might wanna see this"
- Broot the type of guy to say "Uh Oh Spaghettios!" after being shot 42 times
- Broot the typa guy that say "We've got company" when the bad guys show up
- Broot the kinda nigga that say "It's not what it looks like" when xe gets caught
- Broot the type of dude that wiggles xir fingers and say "don't mind if I do" when xe sees donuts
- Broot the type of dude that wiggles xir fingers and say "don't mind if I do" when xe sees an unaccompanied minor
- Broot the type of nigga that lick xir fingers before turning the page
- Broot the type of nigga to go in a pet store and set the animals free
- Broot that type of bloke to say "Geronimo" then hold xir nose and cannonball into the pool
- Broot the type of nigga to send xir girl a homemade valentine's day card
- Broot the type of nigga to cry when xir pokemon evolves and say "but you promised me you'd never change"
- Broot the kinda guy to say "Me Me Me Me Mee" before xe starts singing
- Broot the kinda bloke who say "It's quiet... too quiet" when the catty is slow
- Broot the typa dude that moans when xe wipes xir ass
- Broot the type of mf to say "You're not allowed in here" when a burglar breaks into xir house
- Broot the type of nigga who bites an ice cream
- Broot the type of nigga that be looking at a falling leaf and say "It's okay, I'll catch you"
- Broot the type of dude to eat two gummy bears at a time so they don't die alone
- Broot the type of nigga to get into a pillow fight and die
- Broot the kinda guy to say "I call shotgun" when getting into a car
- Broot the typa specimen to say "Uhh, english please" after hearing some scientific shit
- Broot the type of guy to jump into someone's arms when xe gets scared
- Broot the type of guy to say "woah there big fella"
- Broot the typa guy to say "That's it!" when xe gets mad
- Broot the type of guy that tells the DJ to be quiet
- Broot the type of guy to be like: "wait how old is she in dog years"
- Broot that type of nigga to grab a deformed candy from a bag and say "It's okay, I'm different too"
- Broot the typa nigga to make a website about blogposting
- Broot the type of guy to wash hands with gloves on
- Broot the type of guy that stares into the barbers eyes during the line up
- Broot the type of guy to fully occupy a bunk bed
- Broot the subset of individual to use the put xir E-mail in the E-mail field
- Broot the kind of statistic to try and kiss you under the mistletoe
- Broot the kind of offender to say "yar matey" after pirating a movie
- Broot the kind of guy to say "squeaky clean" after cleaning up xir soyjak folder
- Broot the kind of guy to say "aw shucks" and blush when xe is kissed on the cheeks
- Broot the kind of fellah to bounce up and down like an accordion when a bookshelf falls on xem
- Broot the kind of patootie blow on the cartridge before sticking it in.
- Broot the kind of guy to eat the milk and cookies before Santa gets them.
- Broot the kind of hobo to say "don't let the bed bugs bite" before going to bed.
- Broot the type of connoisseur to say "I prefer paprika" before saging a thread
- Broot the type of guy to sneeze loudly when someone sprinkles too much pepper.
- Broot the subtype of suspect to say "I'm sorry for doing this" before playing whack-A-mole
- Broot the type of guy to shed a tear watching Gary come home (even doe we all did)
- Broot the kind of fellow to snap xir fingers along to the beat to a song
- Broot the kind of rapscallion to say "sharing is caring!" when handing out gempasses
- Broot the kind of guy to say "Just like Mr. Miyagi taught" when doing something
- Broot the kind of guy to look for xir realistic depiction of a panic attack in xir favourite media
- Broot the kind of fellow to say "and one for the road..." before taking xir favourite snacks
- Broot the kind fellow to wiggle xir finger and say "No way buster brown!" when xe almost falls for bait
- Broot the kind of troublemaker to feel inspired after listing to xir favourite imagine dragons song
- Broot the kind of guy to say "zoo-wee mama!" after getting stabbed 22 times.
- Broot the kind of individual to be hypnotized by a dangling
cockclock. - Broot the kind of tubby to eat only the middle of Oreos
- Broot the kind of jew to say "The dog or the planet" when someone mentions Pluto
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Wholesome soyjak as broot -
made by mist -
Soot art featuring broot -
Broot heart -
Dancing Broot -
deebo any rap nigga he a free throw -
A broot drawing -
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