Jaika

This person is a GOONER!Xe has a severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel

THIS SUPERCUCK IS AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT!This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.

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This person used to be trans btw, if that matters.

Jaika is a JewTuberHow Eurobeat changed my lifeA retrospective on how Eurobeat changed my lifeA brief retrospective on Eurobeat in less than 10 seconds Reacting to "An essay on how Eurobeat changed my life" While I have my First PeriodToday I learned that Eurobeat changed my life, but is this true?Actually, Eurobeat changed my lifeI love how Eurobeat changed my lifeYou're an evil bigot who should be decapitated and skinned alive if you don't like EurobeatThe Eurobeat x Dandys World Multiverse shipping drama is crazyEurobeat and changed my lifeThe science behind EurobeatEurobeat: the masterpiece that changed my life Why Eurobeat isn't as bad as you think 10 gorillion hours of Eurobeat to fall asleep toEurobeat is peak and you should be killed by a Cartel for hating itEurobeat: A complete analysisThe rise and fall and rise again of EurobeatEverything you need to know about Eurobeat and how the creator of it should be murdered (6:51:08)

Mazel tov! Jaika is Kosher!This article is about (((God's chosen people))).
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Jaikacuz also known as Porch, goldenfoxy69, Lurkergoy, or his deadname Olesia Agachi is a Romanian drawfag who's notable for creating Tama, one of the unofficial mascots from the Shemmy.

Early life

Before coming to the soysphere, Jaikacuz was a drawfag on the FNAF, Homestuck and Danganropa fandoms, having likely found the soysphere through Tiktok. Obviously he is (((Jewish))).

In the Soysphere

He originally came around late 2023 to the Sharty mostly just attentionwhoring, as well as using his talented artistry skills to make Soysphere-related animations and drawings. He later became one of the many managers of the shemmy under the name "Lurkergoy". He also used to have a romantic relationship with a faggot called "Lee", an admin on the Shemmy, but has long since split. At some time in the middle of 2024 and according to Shemmycucks, he was supposedly kicked from the staff for being a Soygenerate due to complaints from Kiwi Farmers that he likely made Soytan porn or goonslop in general early on, but in late 2024, he re-emerged and rebranded himself as "Porch" and continued to post coal as if nothing happened.

It can be argued that he's the very person that killed the Soysphere, due to the amount of coal he produced during his heyday. He was the person who created Tama and Quotina (AKA FemQuote) which still plagues the Sharty to this day. Also, can't forget the amount of R34 he produced.

Disappearance

Into early 2025 Jaikacuz would still be active in the Soysphere community on Twitter, going under the alias "Lanefux" where he'd still draw and interact with other Soyteens. However, he would later delete it in April due to constant harassment by Rye and later getting soft-doxed by him after he exposed his groomercord. Rye and Jaikacuz were always in a feud, with Rye being an obsessed stalker due to him being a pooner chaser, which made it difficult for him to continue interacting with the Soy community. Supposedly, this all started because Rye posted Lolicon on his Discord server which he then gets kicked for. Rye would go as far as trying to get Skibidi Farms to dox him.

Reappearance

In August 2025, he makes a return on his YouTube channel where he hosts a QnA and uploaded a few new videos. He has also made rare appearances on the Chinny, with his last appearance being during the Kara dox thread. Be aware though, he does get falseflagged on the site from time to time.

Gallery

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  Self-depiction as "Porch"/"Porchfag", the Shemmy's manager.

Links

YouTube

[1] where jaika would get fulldoxed by a swinny user

Current Twitter (He is constantly changing the username after it was posted. The account ID is 1937878794267738114 if this stops functioning)

Old YouTube

Newgrounds (dead)