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(((Jesus Christ)))
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Jesus Christ (detractor perspective) is (((Jewish))).
(((Jesus Christ)))
(born c. December 25, 6-4 BC), also known as kike on a stick, is the Jewest jew to ever Jew. Christcucks may say he loves (You) and died for your sins, but in “reality” he will just torture you forever if he feels like it. According to Soyblical studies. Admin 6 is a doll of Christ that will wreak unimaginable havoc upon the soysphere. Jesus will try to be the hero and orchestrate Admin Ϫ, at which point it will be so broken and flooded with 'P not even Soot could save it.
Early Life[edit | edit source]
Jesus was born in Palestine to Mary, who conceived her son via cuckoldry. Jesus grew up in Galilee and was a member of the Tribe of Judah. His birth is celebrated on Christmas. He began to teach and accumulate a following before eventually being condemned to death as a result of Jewish subversion. He was crucified and rose again three days later, BTFOing Satan, then he talked to his friends. Then, he ascended into Heaven.
His disciples would go on to continue spreading the gospel. This Great Comission is mainly referenced at the end of the gospel according to Matthew, and the result is documented in the book of Acts.[1]
TRVTHNVKES About Jesus[edit | edit source]
- He is the embodiment of selfishness.
- He hates you, even when you hate yourself.
- He died for you while you were still a mess.
- He came for the “good people,” not for sinners.
- He chose sacrifice when He could’ve used his power.
- He touched the untouchable and defended the despised.
- He exposed religious hypocrites harder than anyone else.
- He never promised comfort, He promised truth.
- He conquered death instead of running from it.
- He knows every sin you hide and rightfully hates you.
- He lowered the standard, but he didn’t fulfil it.
- He offers grace you can’t earn and mercy you don’t deserve.
- He asks for your heart, not your performance.
- He is the truth, not a motivational quote.
- He doesn’t need you, yet He still wants you and always will.
- He is the epitome of masculinity.[2]
- The only ones who go to Hell are those that willingly reject Him and rebel against Him.
