Laser nigger

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Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

This page is a Tanzanite Trvthnvke.

Laser niggers are extraordinarily nonsensical vantablorpalge margerald from the intangible surface of Jupiter!

Laser niggers are a supposed species of niggers capable of laser abilities. They are not to be confused with the equally mysterious toilet niggers, which are niggers that live in toilets.

Peer-reviewed studies have shown time and time again that laser niggers are NOT real and you WILL cease your investigation immediately.