Flying nigger

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[CollapseCLICK THIS BUTTON AT YOUR OWN RISK] Warning! The following may feature disinfo, psy-ops, or other infohazards.Proceed with caution. This page is a topaz. A picture of a pregnant flying nigger, taken in around 2023 Flying niggers are a form of nigger created by the CIA in 1985. With the onset of Soviet military technology, president Ronald Reagan saw a need for a massive expendable force to counter the USSR's tactics. This came in the form of the crack epidemic, during which African-Americans were found to gain certain abilities following the intake of crack cocaine. Noticing this, Reagan directed the CIA to find a way to harness these abilities, and after a joint-committee a mandate for the CIA to uphold this task was created, which listed their plans as such: Use contra connections to get hold of mass amounts of crack Sell them exclusively to black communities Arrest blacks en masse Take arrested, after a quick survey to pare numbers down, to the Guantánamo Bay detention camp Subject them to vigorous testing to access any other capabilities besides the already discovered characteristics of increased fighting prowess, speed, and intellect After accomplishing the first four steps, the subjects were put in stasis chambers to make it so that the effect, or high, was at a constant. The CIA then subjected black Americans to the various and rigorous forms of testing aforementioned, including keeping them underwater for life-threatening amounts of time, application of high-voltage electricity, putting them in low-oxygen and high pressure atmospheres, in zones of combat both simulated and real, zero gravity and high-G situations, and in rooms with highly contrasting temperatures at different points of time. After these environments and situations were tried with all subjects, there was one skill that appeared in around 30% of all test subjects: the ability to fly. As a result of the Flying Nigger's extraordinary powers, and the need for an emergency shutdown button in case anything went wrong, the CIA decided to insert neuron-controlling microchips into the 'ggers that could stop their cognitive activity if necessary and manage various cerebral functions. After use in multiple proxy wars, flying nigger technology was lauded for its success in the field, leading to more funding and further testing, which resulted in sub-variants such as levitating niggers, rocket niggers and missile niggers. After the cold war, Desert Storm and the Balkans insurgencies, their use was decided to be kept a secret, along with other advanced technologies produced during the cold war. Flying niggers were confined to a weapons storage area in Killeen Base, now Fort West Hood near Bell County, Texas. After a lapse in judgement of the evolutionary capabilities of flying niggers, a newly evolved radioactive nigger was found to be able to use gamma-wave-based X-ray vision to see through the facility's concrete walls, and a telepathic nigger was able to enter the code seen by the radioactive nigger, to open a small hatch that was used to feed them. Newly freed, the flying niggers conspired to destroy the world economy and the U.S government. After intercepting civilian flights 11 and 175, they used their capabilities to control the velocity and direction of the planes, essentially creating a missile they could use to guide to any locations in the U.S.. A coordinated effort, the plot was only stopped by the time a hijacked plane was reaching their third target, the White House, via the neuron-controlling microchips mentioned previously. After this massive intelligence failure, a joint-effort investigation and cover-up was assumed by all defense and military branches of the federal government. Recent Sightings A leaked CIA/DIA document containing a black and white image of a flying nigger. This image has been deemed fake by various fact-checkers. Despite the aforementioned shutting down and covering-up of flying niggers in 2001, various conspiracy theorists assert that they exist and remain active in the U.S. There have been reports of flying niggers flying over houses and across hiking trails. One conspiracy theorist who reported the latter example in the summer of 2023, Nate Higgers, claims that with his high-speed camera he was able to capture a flying nigger on film. Higgers is an eccentric within his community, even for conspiracy theorists, and besides this also claims that it was pregnant, and that it was a 'lideral jerdee cuck.' One of these photos has been shown in an image at the top right of this page. However, many news organizations found through rigorous analysis that these images were both doctored and made with AI, and were circulated with the help of Russian bot farms. Takeover of the Sharty Colorized version Soon after these sightings, an event took place that shook the Western world. Possibly seeking to take control of the public space and flow of information, on September 24, 2024, a flying nigger became one of the three new admins on the largest, freest, and most trustworthy website in existence according to various website ranking professionals, soyjak.party. It is unknown how it was able to become an admin, or why Froot accepted its application, however some experts claim that Froot's motives were due to his attraction to niggers of any size or shape, a long-standing claim pushed by his detractors. Either way, as of November 2024, this plant is still active, being used to promote and help the global flying nigger agenda. As a result, federal agencies such as the CIA, FBI, and Interpol have initiated campaigns of DDOSing, 'p spam, and coercing namehosts to drop the Sharty to assume control over this plot. Snopes