List of hypothetical Sharty endings

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Here is a list of hypothetical scenarios for the shardee, things that might happen in the far future or now.

Great new beginnings ending

A new powerful meme resonates within the soysphere quickly spreading to alt-chans, users are quick to make new edits of it. It catches both the attention of normies and jannies making them leak. It is great for bating and easy to pick up with new variants being made daily as the userbase grows. Quote fed up with the " ****-teens " officially bans them with a prominent member within the movement called "Gloop" quickly launching an alt chan dedicated to the meme. The cycle begins a new

EPI ending

EPI has risen and whatnot and has taken over the sharty which made it collapse and you need to boo the bush and show some flowers to unraise ablaze can't tomato man get up

giggerbabblesong

Baby Ending

Due to the existence of Rule 13, cacas all across the 'net are enraged by the fact they can't enter the cool bald men with glasses club. As a result, they band together to form the Cacas Next Door, to fight against oldfag tyranny. As time goes on, they manage to abolish EPI, and destroy all trannies and furfags (some of the biggest threats against cacas), before moving to overtake the sharty. After a long and arduous battle, the younglings manage to reign supreme. Quote is removed from power and is succeeded by Admin Six-Seven, who renames the site to "soyjak potty" and removes Rule 13.

Wheels on the Bus

Trans future ending

Massive BAITNVKES caused sitewide irony poisoning, Quote did not fullfil his promise and passed the site to a new admin that turned it into internet militia fighting transphobia online. Frqqt was found dead inside his villa, his son is dubbed by public media as The Next Mussolini

Nophono ending

All of the sharty’s users, past and present, are hunted down and vanish without any trace other than recollection from others. Within a month the sharty is entirely devoid of all activity as the website still remains, cursing anyone that browses it. At least until the domain expires and it gets turned into some generic parked domain.

Battle - Eon I (Shin Megami Tensei V Original Soundtrack)

Jenkem ending

The act of inhaling jenkem becomes widespread among the soy community. Because of this soyteens die from brain damage and the sharty becomes a ghost town before it even comes close to Quote shutting it down.

Poo2Loo Campaign Take Poo To The Loo

GIGA ENDING

All of the sites users become entirely grey and muscular due to MKULTRA memetic agents. Also everything gets gigaquoted.

Four Seasons ~ Vivaldi

??? Ending

All 'jaks and sharty-adjacent characters become real, living beings. Many die within hours or even minutes due to their deformities, including the majority of slopjaks, whose bodies crush numerous parts of the planet. The soyjak representations of namefags and admins kill their human counterparts. TND AND TTD happen, but so does THD (Total Human Death). The more intelligent 'jaks rule the planet as the new dominant species.

'Zellig and FPE characters are executed.

Truubi and Poopson become real, their battle happens, the Earth is turned into a pile of feces from which emerge furry OCs made real, and the world turns into Furfaggia.

>Oh my fauci this is like muh hecking Chris-chan dimensional merge!

Final Domain Drop ending

The troon hordes decide to cancel us just like how they did with kiwifarms. Cloudflare drops the sharty, and Quote doesn't want to move it to another provider because of all the harassment he received.

Meh ending

Normgroids slowly replace the 'teen population and turn the sharty into an actual 4cuck clone, but the 'teens just move to another site, so nothing really happens.

Time travel ending

Quote renounces his statement to JSID, instead choosing to sell the site. Quote uses these funds to research and build a Time Machine. Quote then transports himself back to 1890’s Britain, where he creates a politically charged newspaper using soyjaks to mock his opponents, and becomes the number one British newspaper. His influence on the modern day pertains to changing British English to soyspeak and preventing the niggerhell that is the modern UK

Magnetic Rag---Comp & Pl By Scott Joplin

/qa/ ending

Quote decides to JSID, but fortunately soyteens to remind Hiro what his admin password was and he revives /qa/ to thank them. Soyadults finally return to the promised land, but living together with the 4cuck natives is difficult.

Empire ending

Quote steals money from ZOG and uses it to turn every mainstream platform into soysphere websites. The 'cord is destroyed, Elon Musk is publicly executed for importing jeets, and the sharty becomes the most used website on the internet.

Vigilantee / W Larps Ending

Due to a recent incident involving the ousting of Quote, the sharty has since turned into a place primarily used for raiding, doxing, and actions with real world consequences. So much events are caused by der sharty that eventually the site acts more like a cyber militia rather than a general imageboard.

Triarii — We Are One

X ending

Elon Musk in his quest to turn everything into coal decides to buy the sharty and copyrights every 'jak to turn them into crypto. The sharty turns into a culture war torn niggerhell but with incomprehensible woahjacks.

Saturn ending

A group of soyteens decide to study aerospace and space travel and eventually over 20 years scrape up enough money to send a colony ship to Saturn's moon Titan, and create the first self sustainable colony. After 50 years of terraforming and replacing the methane with a nitrogen rich atmosphere, Soyteens completely colonize the Saturnian moon. They name their First Self-sustaining colony…Colony /QA/eternum.

The rest of their future... is up to you Soyim.

Xihaohongshu ending

the sharty and its xister gets taken over by china and it becomes a Chinese propaganda website and race-baiting has evolved to be about being built for Chinese wompas breasts instead of spadeposting.

Mao zedong propaganda music Red Sun in the Sky

TUFF ENDING

EVERYONE PRACTICES DARK MANGO PSYCHOLOGY AND KILLS ALL SUS DIDDYBLUD POSTERS AND WE ALL BECOME INDIAN 🗿🗿🗿💀

TIKI TIKI (Slowed)

Fiendson ending

fiendson becomes a main variant and the site is saved

Making Fiends- Vegetables

JSID ending

Frogposters dreams come true, the sharty finally just shuts down after a lot of on site drama and all of the images have been archived.

Pilotredsun- Fat Cat

Bad ending

The sharty slowly fades away in a sad, slow, cruel death. Eventually its 2023-'25 userbase that replaced 2020-'22 gets replaced by an even more insufferable retarded brown successor. By 2028 it is a sad dead husk of its former self. Quote unceremoniously shuts it down during the first half of 2028, knowing that there are none left who would really care about what he's done, most would actually see it as an act of mercy.

GTA The lost and Damned - Get Lost cutscene music (0:00 - 0:24)

Dilbert ending:

Seeing the state of the sharty, Nate and Chud decide to break into Sharty HQ and kill every single janitor and then themselves.

Robocop

Literal Human Feces Powergap ending

LHFP comes back and saves the sharty with his incredible skills all over.

Truubi vs Poopson ending

THE VVQRST ENDING PQSSIBLE. Truubi the Goon Beast and Poopson the Party Killer fight in a battle to the death for the supremacy of the Soy planet, destroying everything in its surface. The winner shall cover the whole Soy planet into feces and make it Furaffinity 2.0.

Giuseppe Verdi - Dies Irae