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Mcdonalds Typing Cobson

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*tap tap tap* uhhhh there's an obsessed yuropoor looking at me through this glass or something like that, yeah

Shart on every page revision for AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or whatever.

This page is coal. (You) VILL help by completely recarbonizing it.
>This McChicken is mine! I am TRVMP here! or however the lawnmower cuts up the obsessed faggots
WHAT THE HECK?

Mcdonalds Typing Cobson is a Cobson with the aforementioned label from Wojak Land (a Wojak Paradise clone)[1] that started to become the subject of new muttposts at the beginning of February 2025.[2]

Mcdonalds Typing Cobson duels are NOT REAL! TAKE YOUR MEDS IMMEDIATELY![3]

There is a banner that includes Mcdonalds Typing Cobson.

THATS NOT COBSON YOU STUPID NIGGER FUCK YOU[edit | edit source]

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!
The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

WE'RE NOT AFFILIATED WITH THAT FUCKING SITE. FUCK. FUCKING STUPID NIGGERFAGGOT WE'RE FROM THE SHARTY NOT FUCKING WOJAKLAND NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[edit | edit source]

Wojak Land[edit | edit source]

Soyjak Wiki, and all of the Soysphere is not affiliated with this site.

Wojak Land is a website hosting thousands of wojaks organized by categories. This site also hosts soyjaks. There are two categories for soyjaks: Soyjaks, and Cobson. This website does not categorize soyjaks correctly, and many different variants other than Cobson land up in the Cobson category. In the Cobson category, it includes Gapejak, Science Lover, Feraljak, Scholar, Markiplier Soyjak, Impjak, and Amerimutt.

All Cobsons on the Wojak Land site.

Gallery of Mcdonalds Typing Cobsons[edit | edit source]

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://archive.today/FNkuFhttps://web.archive.org/web/20250208055738/https://wojakland.com/cobson/
  2. ↑ https://archive.soyjak.st/soy/thread/9894493https://archive.today/1YwSlhttps://archive.soyjak.st/soy/thread/9894396https://archive.today/s3XHhhttps://archive.soyjak.st/soy/thread/9894439https://archive.today/cOAoa
  3. ↑ https://archive.soyjak.st/soy/thread/9894466https://archive.today/in9sbFake CIA Propaganda
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