Wojak Paradise
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🤣 Rest in piss, Wojak Paradise 🤣
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Wojak Paradise is coal.| Wojak Paradise | |
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| Founded | September 1, 2021; 4 years ago |
| Creator | Alice the Trans Girl |
| Total Posts | 60,000+ |
| Homepage | https://wojakparadise.net/ |
Wojak Paradise was a r/196-tier twitter troon knockoff of the 'ru, but for safe edgy incomprehensible wojacks like -oomers, twinkjaks, and other self insert NAS commonly used on twitter and wojak story YouTube channels. Its 'log was filled to the brim with vantablack niggerstone solely for reddit users to take and make godawful """memes""" with, and sometimes contained 'jaks stolen from the Party. The nanosecond you opened the website, it loaded hundreds of categories filled with shitty drawings of feminine men as well as a landfill of coomer-bait """tradwife""" wojaks and the like.
The design of the website in and of itself, not even to mention its contents, was pure dogshit. The fonts are poorly mixed and ugly, it had no homepage, site map or intuitive navigation implementation. The code felt like it was written by ChatGPT, the site was littered with spelling mistakes and ESL, and finally… your """welcome""" for visiting their absolute hellsite was an angry Redditor janny pin telling you not post le heckin’ non-kike-dick-sucking redraws of a forgettable rage comic because they only wanted ones that made their feminine penises hard.[1]
The site was also known for the numerous videos that they paid Fiverr artists to make advertising the site, including in different languages.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwLyxBFNQ90
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ol2pPVN-HQ
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO41Ndj9L68
On November 25, 2023, the sharty raided wojakparadise.net, which led to its eventual death. #PACKWATCH.
Soyjaks created on Wojak Paradise[edit | edit source]
- None, but plenty were copied from soybooru, THOUGH for some reason Doctos was once written to have been made here (which is false because the original image dates back to October 2019).
November 25th raid[edit | edit source]
On November 25th, a thread on /soy/ was posted commanding soyteens to dox the creator of Woah Jack Paradise. The website had an official discord, where it was found that that the owner of the website was none other than an ESL French tranny with the username of "Alice the Trans-Girl" (Powerword: Ulysse Charrié) who was obsessed with Among Us. A particularly tech-savvy 'teen was able to reverse search the domain owner of Wojak Paradise and found that it was hosted in France by an Alexandre Yepes. Some speculated that Yepes was the man behind the website, but further digging found that he was just the owner of the domain hosting service.
A new lead was found hours later in a discord screencap of """"Alice"""" molesting an amogus plushie by crushing it between xis man thighs[2]. What was so useful about this particular screencap was the fact that in the background there was a flag hung next to his monitor of Lorraine, a province in Eastern France.[3] Because of this crucial detail, 'teens had a rough estimate of xis approximate location.
And then...
They found his face. It was glorious. Not only was he estimated to be 73% Jewish, not only did he have a visible 5 o'clock shadow, NOT ONLY did the AI clock him as being a biological male, but now there is concrete proof of what his face looks like, meaning datamining is much easier.
Soon after, a picture of his hairy legs resting on his table was posted. What appeared to be a reading packet for schoolwork was found on the table, identifying the school as Le Mans Université.
His real full name was discovered when a MEGA folder containing his troon wojak collection was datamined, finding that his computer profile was named Alice Charrié.
In rapid succession, the following information was gathered:
- He lives in an apartment next to his university, where he takes history classes. His university has an amphitheater and is located in Lorraine, France.
- His reddit account was u/Morganfreidman72 (DELETED GEG), very active in Political Compass-themed subreddits. Information from its account history confirmed that his birth/hometown is Sillé-le-Guillaume.
- Using Javascript fuckery to datamine the information about the Wojak Paradise domain, it was found that his password is "Motsdepasse10" (Password10 in French).
- Soyteens found out that it was possible to leak the database of the Paradise, which failed because Ulysse was lurking in the thread and shut down the site quickly before the vulnerability could be exploited.
- Ulysse got on the news 2 times, once for holding the French flag or whatever,[4] and twice for being second in a regional eloquence contest.[5] We can deduce two things from these: first, he is 18-19 years old as of 2023; and second, he was in "Première ES à la cité scolaire Paul Scarron, à Sillé-le-Guillaume (Sarthe)".
- a lot of things about his private life (like what he enjoys, how hard he works and stuff) can be found on[5] (use a translator if you don't speak french you Selfish little fuck.)
As of November 25, the paradise asks for a username and password when going on it. Nobody has (publicly) broken in. As of November 26, the Wojak Paradise owner planned to completely ban the 'cord and potentially the site, delegating it to a private 'cord channel.[6] The Paradise for now is still up, but all links to social media are dead, and a 'cord server for only support for the site is planned. It's unclear at this time if the full ban of the site will be executed or if the Paradise will remain a hollow shell of itself with no place for its fan base to conjoin. Regardless, it's a Sharty win. Nevermind, it got completely shut down, attempting to navigate to the site will show an "account terminated" screen. The death of Wojak Paradise rightfully secures a victory for /qa/ and the sharty over 'jakking culture against the sovlless incomprehensible woah jacks.
With the shutdown of the site following the Sharty's offensive, likely, thousands of shitty NAS coal self-insert Twitter WoahJacks are now permanently lost to time!
Aftermath[edit | edit source]
After the total soyteen victory over the 'rise, the site is survived by "Wojak Studio", which appears to be the original Wojak Paradise editor, as well as "Wojak Land", which appears to serve the exact same purpose as the old Wojak Paradise.
Citations
- ↑ https://archive.is/ZzR6I#5437049 (thanks for the description, 'teen.)
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new 'toss - ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Flag_of_Lorraine.svg
- ↑ https://actu.fr/pays-de-la-loire/sille-le-guillaume_72334/sarthe-ulysse-charrie-17-ans-porte-drapeau-pour-dire-n-oublions-jamais_41818324.html
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 https://actu.fr/pays-de-la-loire/sille-le-guillaume_72334/concours-d-eloquence-ulysse-charrie-termine-deuxieme-a-l-echelle-regionale_34178794.html
- ↑ https://archive.ph/qG0e7
