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Nate is Soot

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⚠WARNING:⚠THIS PAGE WAS OVERTAKEN BY THE CIA!!!!!!!!![edit | edit source]

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Warning! The following may feature disinfo, psy-ops, or other infohazards.Proceed with caution.
This article is a hoaxThe subject of this article is about as real as Andy Fosgate is alive.
Take everything below with a grain of soy.

Nate is soot is a retarded unconfirmed(ish)[1][2] conspiracy theory (more like conspiracy nigger) which alleges that Soycraft heavy-weight racist nigger hater Nate is actually webhoster-turned-dataminer Soot.

This theory was proven to be true (not really, it's a marge moment) on the January 30, 2022 when a bunch of chuds on the Sharty began datamining soot and uncovered the shocking truth.[1] This discovery changes everything we know about the burgeoning field of soyical history[3], and as a result the Party has been nominated for The Pulitzer Prize for Investigative Reporting.[4]

Yikes[edit | edit source]

nobody[5] thought this was true except you (You) one sperg

false however

there were at least two schizos who believed this doe

it is true if you don't believe it you should end yourself by hanging a python around your neck and see for yourself

Snopes

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 https://web.archive.org/web/20220130113247/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/307770.html dead link btw
  2. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/jackbritt/comments/ewgrn6/dear_ladies_did_you_know_your_boobs/
  3. ↑ cia director william j burns told me
  4. ↑ confirmed by politifact
  5. ↑ snopes said so
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