Great Soyset

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>	without /qway/ how am i gonna know when there is a fresh new 'toss?	<
Anonymous

Battle of ACK!
Part of /lgbt/ theater of The Chuddic Wars
/lgbt/, a photo before janny came back with his hotpockets
Date 3 Nov 2021 Location /lgbt/, 4cucknel Result Stalemate; both sides claim victory Locking of /qa/ by seething jannies Consequences never being the same again Mass immigration to /bant/ and later soyjak.party Popularity of tranny soyjaks explodes Soyposting (along with other /qa/ jokes) becomes a site-wide phenomenon A guerilla war against jannies by soyposters begins /qa/ becomes inmmortalized as a martyr who stood against the trannies of /lgbt/ and against the shitty moderation of the website
Belligerents
/qa/ /pol/ The Party	/lgbt/ Supported by: Jannies
Commanders and leaders
Richard Spencer Stonetoss Cobson † Dean Lee Goldson † Soot	Alice Suzumiya † uwu I_AM_ABIB
Strength
2 initial spammers 5 chuds on discord 19 soyjakkers 61 threads 1 Russian 3 iPhones	30 trannies
Casualties and losses
19 3-day banned 73 rangebanned 1 trooned out 142 threads wiped	1 troon

The Great Soyset (also known as Operation Clean Stable and The November 3rd Massacre) refers to an event that started on 4cuck's /qa/ board on 2021-11-03. The board was wiped clean of off-topic threads, leaving 12 threads not counting the board sticky. Something was wrong.

The following day, 10 additional threads got deleted, leaving only the /hap/ and /nah/ generals remaining. Prior to the Great Cuckset, only the /hap/ remained, and the board was locked (the opposite of keyed).

In the early stages, it was suggested that the The Great Soyset was carried out in response to a recent raid perpetrated against the /lgbt/ board. It is now known that it runs (((much deeper))) than we could've ever imagined.

Roughly an hour after the event started, an IRC screenshot surfaced which showed 4cuck moderator ALTERNATIVE commenting on it. Interestingly enough the user lamenting the fall of /qa/ is named Pollyanna. While this could be a different Pollyanna, the fact that there's a chance that this person was the giganiggerfaggot manager that leaked everyone's IPs back when Doll was admin is very interesting.

Oh my Fauci, is that Red? This is some hecking kino foreshadowing!

The prophecy

Months before the Soyset the schizos of /qa/ began prophesying a cataclysmic event known as Operation Clean Stable. Though ridiculed by most they were vindicated when /qa/ was wiped.

The aftermath

After tranny jannies closed the board for "maintenance", many soyteens moved out to other locations. These include but are not limited to soyjak.party, /b/, /bant/, #4cuck IRC and several discord circlejerk servers.

Years later, this event would come back to haunt 4cuck, as well as permanently tarnish their legacy.

See: The 'ack

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  Soy colony fleets arrive in geosynchronous orbit around /bant/
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  /qa/ rapefugees "enriching" /bant/'s board culture post-massacre

Soot's alleged involvement

One anonymous user on /soy/ suggested that Soot was actually behind Operation Clean stable, though mentioning this will cause Soot loyalists to immediately flood the thread with accusations of "anti-sootist thought", "thoughtcrime", and accusations of being a Kuz shill or Kuz himself.

The alleged motive for Soot's creation of Operation Clean stable is to drive users off /qa/ and into the Party, where he can datamine them further, and potentially sell the farmed data to the Russian Government in exchange for secret documents on thrembo and poop2. This structure is known as "Operation Lukhanofka", and is essentially a Poop2 trafficking ring which soot utilizes to fuel "Project 19", another plan created by soot for more datamining.

Play-by-play

On the Third of November, 2021, the armies of /qa/ began their assault, deploying several ‘jaks, mainly troonella, on /lgbt/. These were supported by the 5th soyteen regiment who bumped these jaks, causing mass amounts of seethe among the troons. On /lgbt/‘s side was multiple Jannies as well as Orion Passmore and his legion of Goon Knights. The main body of /lgbt/ was made up of a variety of groups, most prominently autists, troons, and furfags. As the two forces clashed on the fields of /lgbt/, stonetoss charged out with a small honor guard to kill Orion Passmore, who had been using his battlefield Goon Magic to devastate /qa/‘s infantry. Stonetoss and Passmore began to clash as the sounds of battle rang around them. They were fairly evenly matched; with stone toss carrying his legendary keyed blade and trying to use its power to force Passmore to -ACK himself, and Passmore attempting to make Stonetoss troon out with the power of his Goon magic. however, after about half an hour of fighting, Passmore landed a mortal blow on Stonetoss, unfortunately causing his death. Cobson, noticing his friends death through the soy force, cried out in rage and attacked the exhausted Passmore. Cobson managed to cut Passmore’s face off before he was overwhelmed by the Goon Knights. Cobson was nearly killed before Chud managed to ride in and save his life. In the end, it was a phhyric victory for /qa/: after a few hours of conflict, the arrival of the Jannie’s forced them to retreat, but the damage to /lgbt/ had been done. Upon their return to /qa/, however, the ‘teens found their home to be destroyed, razed by the Jannies in retaliation for their attack. Though /lgbt/ never managed to rebuild, the soyteens, led by soot, founded the sharty and continued to build and develop. A funeral was held for stonetoss, and Passmore, left maimed by his encounter with Cobson, took what remained of his forces and descended into the ‘cord caverns. There he abandoned his old identity and took the name of Giggly Goonclown, reigning as High Goonking for over 3 years before Cobson returned to put an end to him in operation Goongate. But that is a story for another time.

Meanwhile, back on the ruins of the battlefield, a young Latinx boy named satoko was scouring the ruins, looking for the fabled Aryangem that had the power to turn him white. Amongst the rubble and corpses, he saw a glimmer; assuming it to be the artifact he sought, he ran over and filled himself with the power. However, he had made a mistake; instead of the Aryangem, he had absorbed the power of the magic Coca Cola bottle, turning him into Braptoko and forever destroying his hopes of being white. Devastated, but now much more powerful, he vowed to use his newfound power to destroy the Italian race because he was obsessed with them o algo.

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But then, on April 14, 2025, at 21:05:13 GMT, a Gigachad with a dark hacker's hood adorned with gemstones, pockets heavy with treasure keys, and a pirate's hat came out of aether to meet the 'log of /soy/ with a simple greeting... "Hey guys". The acting military leader of the Sharty, and thus the new homelands of /qa/, Quote, would immediately call ALL news stations to report on the new Captain, known simply as Captain Gem, or his autonym, S0I1337. "The real Operation Soyclipse has commenced. Look at this." He calls Nate and the COBGQNG over to watch 4cuck, where they'd find...

Captain Gem has CONQUERED 4CHAN.

4channers were shocked to hear that the Captain has hijacked their PAs to play Night of Nights, sharing their confusion at the /pol/itical square. PACKGOD leads armies into the new battlefield, soyteens in formation firing at trannyjannies all over; but that's not all! While PACKGOD and the Soyteens were busy defending /qa/, shooting any jannies that attempted to take Hatsune Miku hostage while they parade her around the newly conquered lands, Captain Gem got ONTO the presidential podium at the /v/ideo game arcade AND the /int/ernational embassy, throwing classified documents of the corrupt 4chan administration into the air! "YOU'VE BEEN HACKED! YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING CONQUERED! GEEEEEEEG! /QA/ WON! SOYJAK PARTY WON!" he proclaims in victory, PACKGOD managing to interject "#PACKWATCH", before Captain Gem SCREAMS "I RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES" IN OFFICIAL ROYAL CHANNELS! He laughs loudly at the now quite panicked 4cucks, plastering trollfaces and Meanwhile, back home in /qa/, a cacaphony of gunshots rang through the air, PACKGOD, Stonetoss, and the Captain's armies summoning chicken jockies to quickly overwhelm the mods. But the 4cuck citizens weren't nearly as freaked out as the head jannies; advisor RapeApe and lead tranny developer Desuwa calling tier 1 alarms in the NVCLEAR BVNKER, soon shutting down ALL power to 4chan in a desperate attempt to regain civil order in the quickly conquered, heavily war-torn 4chan.

But the Soyteen Army and Captain Gem just regrouped back in /soy/; they restocked ammo, grabbed laptops, flashlights, and night vision, GEEGing amongst themselves in the military base. While 4chan's lights may have been out, that did not stop the Captain. Quite the opposite indeed, in fact; S0IL33T and PACKGOD led an offensive back into the field with spotlights. The armies march in stealth, making their way to the government offices and infrastructure of 4cuck. L33T pulls out his laptop, connecting to the servers and datamining their infrastructure, while soiteens grab confidential blueprints, documents, war plans and communications. The internal janny communication records soon get telegraphed to home base /soy/, where Al Sneed and the FDL Intelligence Community start datamining for hidden gems, sifting through the papers and plastering especially pathetic jannyeralds to the schizo corkboard, like that one porn magazine of femjanny (GEEEEEG)! Captain Gem soon uncovers IP addresses, names, IDs, phone numbers and emails of the 4cuck jannies, dropping it all to home base Sneed. The Soy Intelligence Community quickly starts datamining the info, filing doxes of the enemy jannies into the Sneed store's database. "Hey! Look at this!" the Captain said to Sneed, Miku and the soyteens back at base, sharing a photo of a legal document. "They have private ban reasons! GEEG!" he explains, showing some seething janny complaining about a chud calling people pajeets and kikes over 100 times!

Sir S0IL33T, Captain Gem of 4cuck treks over to 4chan's royal library, opening his backpack and pocketing hard drives, filing classified technical documents about its internal operations into his backpack, before he gets back to his barrack, sorting through it with the help of Himiko Yumeno. "There's imageboard.php.. fucking hell, 10,000 lines, these niggers can't code.... there's the captchas, twister... alright.. packing it up..." Gem came out of his bunker with a chest, slamming it onto the round table and opening it, "Here's the source code I plundered!". The soyteens erupt in laughter, GEEGing about the total and utter plunder of 4cuck! The conquerer explained how he accomplished it while they inspected the chest; "Wasn't fooling the old king Hiroyuki or any of the jannies. There was a hole in the wall because they haven't done maintenance in over 10 years which let me get ALL the way to the throne." he preaches.

The 4cucks, meanwhile, were screaming in distress! They flood small towns like 8chan, while others INVADE the city of Sneedville! Soyteens immediately open fire on the seething 4trannies and the jannies that came with them, throwing firebombs and tactical nvkes, soyduels breaking out in the streets while 4cucks seethe and cry about the total conquest of their lands, only to be met with intense mockery! "THAT'S MY POST, BITCH BOY REJECT!" one cries out, only to be silenced by the popping noises of thousands of arrows flying into his body! Experienced veterans from the old days of /qa/ came to help in the fight, firing automatic quoter weapons and dropping TRVTHNVKES on the armies of crying 4cucks! Others, meanwhile, migrate and become citizens of Sneedville, often lamenting the horrible decay of their old home. Back in the Captain's quarters, THOUGH, FDL agents, /raid/GODS, squirrels and caterpillars worked on the janny files, getting FULL DOXES of the admin base; much to the chagrin of the rioting 4cucks outside. "Goddammit! The lights are flickering!" some complained to Quote. He responded, clarifying "We're getting 2 times the amount of visitors here as during a normal DDoS attack.", posting a census number from the current site activity.

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"ATTENCHUUN!" a defecting 4cuck janny cries out; "LEAKED INTEL FROM THE 4CHAN JANITORS!" he posted to Sneedville's media department. Lord Quote heard his call to attention, stickying the leak to the town square. "They claim 4chan is gonna come back online! No idea how true that is doe." he explains, Quote soon stepping in to verify: "This is true, I see it from my compromised United Republic of Kolyma telegraph.". Soyteens commented "Servers from 2010? Did the agencies update ANYTHING after King Moot left?" with others going "lmao, 'moving to a new server', yeah my ass nigger". The mocking was only intensified when a soyteen got back from the 4chan bunker, slamming down a secretly recorded video of jannies committing suicide due to the crushing defeat, causing them all to GEEG even harder, with even the frogs on the ground laughing at the stupid tranitors killing themselves.

Miku notices some lights from the 4cuck towers, tapping Al Sneed on the shoulder. "Hey! Looks like they're trying to come back online again!".. Sneed went to check on the site, happening apon communications from a broadcast tower last used over a decade ago, broadcasting a test pattern. Then it was RapeApe, chancellor of 4chan, crying about the Captain, but announcing that 4chan's lights will be on once again. Sneed tells the Soyteens, who immediately geg at the jannies for trying to bring the city back on with such outdated infrastructure. "Really? They aren't even restructuring the designs after that bad of a failure?". Some 'teens even started building replicas of 4chan in their backyard, just to toy with it.

Yet, 4chan turned their lights on after an extended period of total collapse, enough that multiple international reporters were even proclaiming 4chan having fallen permanently...

But has it really returned? There's a major population decline, with jannies running a 1984 style watch over the 4cucks for signs of dissent from the regime or support of the Captain. Some even say that S0IL33T still has spiritual control over 4cuck... Their janny ranks are still totally exposed, with 'teens and chuds firing arrows at them for fun. Some 4cucks, back on the site, tried to proclaim that Sneedville itself was the bad guy, but that was quickly debooonked.

The ruins of the 'jakker's original home, /qa/, as well as a suder favorite, /f/, were completely leveled by the jannies, but Sneedville still stands, now with a MAJOR victory under its belt!

Timeline

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  /qa/'s catalog in Soyset Stage One.
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  November 2021, Only two meta-related generals and a sticky remain up. Board still remains locked.
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  January 2022, /nah/ was deleted on December 24th, causing /qa/ to receive the christmas theme that was activated that day and remained on /qa/ even after christmas ended... Also crypto shills. Board still remains locked.
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  /qa/ as of May 2024. The middle thread is a locked thread that was moved from /bant/. Notice how the April Fools' celebration announcement still remains, even after almost every board was stripped of it.

Gallery

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  Another screenshot from the raid recently shared by a 'teen.

Citations

Great Soyset is part of a series on SHUTTING DOWN SOYJAK.PARTY >SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!	Entities that want to shut down Soyjak.st [-+] 4cucks ♦ Bot spammers ♦ bu5t ♦ CeceFem ♦ CIA and FBI ♦ Discord ♦ DynaDot, Porkbun, Epik and NameCheap ♦ Failtrolls ♦ The Frog Pond ♦ Gnarpedia (Skibidi Farms) ♦ goth ♦ Isaac Kate ♦ jakparty.soy ♦ Jews ♦ King Caesar ♦ Klaus Schwab ♦ (((Max))) ♦ Pedophiles ♦ QAfe ♦ r/196 ♦ Red ♦ Selfish Little Fucks ♦ Shemmy ♦ Snitches ♦ Trannies ♦ 𝕏fags ♦ You	"Your sacrifice is ze only remedy for ze REAL pandemic: HUMANITY!"
	Tactics used to shut down Soyjak.st [-+] CIA subversion ♦ Coalposting (Dust ♦ Brimstone) ♦ Countrycoaling ♦ CP spam (dancing swede.mp4 ♦ Wiki 'p spam) ♦ Demoralization ♦ DNB ♦ False flagging ♦ Flagging ♦ Neutralspam/Blogposting ♦ Poopson ♦ Porn ♦ Pro-degeneracy advocacy ♦ Racebait/fetish spam ♦ Sending false reports to Cloudflare ♦ Spam ♦ Terrorism
	Major events [-+] Great Soyset ♦ February 4th 'p Spam Incident ♦ Goongate ♦ Great Domain Drop ♦ Soypocalypse