Outside
Outside, also called outdoors, is the place that is not inside your house. It is where normies spend their time and where grass grows. Your parents probably made you go outside as a kid because "it's healthy" o algo. It is highly recommended that you avoid going outside, because why would you go there when you can spend all your time inside on the Soysphere?
"Go outside" is a common saying on the internet whenever someone has excessive knowledge of some niche subject or rambles about how 3DPD foids are worthless and robot waifus are the future.
History
[edit | edit source]For most of human history, everyone was outside all the time. It was only after humans started building shelters that they needed a term for places not inside the shelter.
People went outside a lot throughout human history doing jobs such as farming and going to war. After the invention of the television, people started spending more and more time inside, which became more prevalent once video games were invented. Still, as late as the 1990s, "latch key kids" were commonplace. This referred to the practice of sending your kid outside, having them find something to do all day, and not letting them back in until the streetlights came on. As the first world became less white, though, it became more dangerous to do this, so parents had to keep a closer eye on their kids.
During the COVID-19 pandemic, it was illegal to go outside. If you ever went outside, Dr. Fauci himself would show up and sodomize you. Because of this, going outside is less popular than it used to be.
Things that are outside
[edit | edit source]- Grass
- Trees
- Flowers
- Bushes
- Shrubs
- Cars
- Buses
- Trucks
- Vans
- Bikes
- Scooters
- Roads
- Paths
- Streets
- Sidewalks
- Bikelanes
- People who don't use the Soysphere
- The occasional soyteen or two who go outside
- Animals
- Bugs
- Birds
- Fish
- The sun
- The moon
- The sky
- Clouds
- Stars
Things to do outside
[edit | edit source]- Go for a walk
- Ride a bike
- Camp
- Breathe in fresh air
- Get a sunburn
- Get stung by wasps
- Play sportsball
- Go to the park
Have sex in publicthat's illegal and it's not like you have sex anyway- Meet some literal whos
- Eat some street food
- Grow your own food, because an average garden can definitely produce enough food for you to survive the apocalypse
