Grass

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>Though maybe you were looking for something else called grass?
This page and its contents are very /calm/ing.

Feel free to sit back and relax while reading this page.

Feraljak touching grass.
>Bruh, my brother in chr*st, you need to go outside, touch grass and get some bitches! Have sex incel!
This page is coal. (You) VILL help by completely recarbonizing it.

Grass is green and usually grows outside. It can also be cut with a lawnmower. It's also an "offense" used by people on the internet, usually trannies, when someone says something that mindbrokes them.

Things you can do with grass[edit | edit source]

  • Mow it
  • Eat it <-- Don't do that, ev&doe it's funny.
  • Stare at it
  • Give it to cows or/and horses to eat it.
  • Touch it. >HE SAID THE THING!1!!1

Who needs to touch it[edit | edit source]

  • Incels
  • Gamers
  • Everyone on the internet
  • You (I'm pretty sure you touch a lot of it! )

Be aware that there are some places in the world where grass won't grow, so it might be impossible to touch it.

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