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Grass

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>Though maybe you were looking for something else called grass?
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Feraljak touching grass.
>Bruh, my brother in chr*st, you need to go outside, touch grass and get some bitches! Have sex incel!
A rare and unkempt grassjak.

Grass (typically of the Poaceae family) are a group of tall, thin plants that typically grow low to the ground. Though "Grass" to humans are known as small green blades that cover the ground, the Poaceae (or 'true grasses') family also includes agricultural grains such as wheat, rice, maize, and sugar cane.[1] Due to it being a great and reliable source of carbohydrates and nutrients, they were among the first domesticated by humans, one of them being wheat, first being domesticated over 12,000 years ago.[2]

In popular culture, the phrase "touch grass" has become a insult[3], aimed towards brapHAWGS who've taken root in their 1000$ Sam's Club gaming chairs and refuse to go outside due to the lack of cunny on their lawn. Suggesting they should get their long-awaited dose of vitamin D will result in copious amounts of seethe.

Be aware that there are some places in the world where grass won't grow, so it might be impossible to touch it. If you're ever in a situation like this, there can only be but one way out...

Things (You) can do with grass[edit | edit source]

  • Mow it
  • Eat it <-- Don't do that, ev&doe it's funny.
  • Stare at it
  • Give it to cows or/and horses to eat it. It'll upset their tummies. :( <---no it wont do it pussy
  • Touch it. You know you want to. Mmmph, yeah, right there, that's the spot. Good girl. >HE SAID THE THING!1!!1 <----- oh hell nah diddy ahh blud💀💀💀

Grassjaks[edit | edit source]

Grassjaks are a rare and funny looking species of 'jaks who grow grass on their head and maintain a friendly and inviting look.

Things Grassjaks like:

Things Grassjaks hate:

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Why (You) should touch grass[edit | edit source]

YOU SHOULDN'T
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  • You don't go outside often
  • You need fresh air
  • You need to get off the party and stop coalposting

Who needs to touch it[edit | edit source]

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Grass
  2. ↑ https://www.thoughtco.com/wheat-domestication-the-history-170669
  3. ↑ https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/touch%20grass
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