Grass

>Though maybe you were looking for something else called grass?

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Feraljak touching grass.

>Bruh, my brother in chr*st, you need to go outside, touch grass and get some bitches! Have sex incel!

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Grass (typically of the Poaceae family) are a group of tall, thin plants that typically grow low to the ground. Though "Grass" to humans are known as small green blades that cover the ground, the Poaceae (or 'true grasses') family also includes agricultural grains such as wheat, rice, maize, and sugar cane. Due to it being a great and reliable source of carbohydrates and nutrients, they were among the first domesticated by humans, one of them being wheat, first being domesticated over 12,000 years ago.

In popular culture, the phrase "touch grass" has become a insult, aimed towards brapHAWGS who've taken root in their 1000$ Sam's Club gaming chairs and refuse to go outside due to the lack of cunny on their lawn. Suggesting they should get their long-awaited dose of vitamin D will result in copious amounts of seethe.

Be aware that there are some places in the world where grass won't grow, so it might be impossible to touch it. If you're ever in a situation like this, there can only be but one way out...

Things you can do with grass

• Mow it

Eat it <-- Don't do that, ev&doe it's funny.

Stare at it

• Give it to cows or/and horses to eat it. It'll upset their tummies. :(
• Touch it. You know you want to. Mmmph, yeah, right there, that's the spot. Good girl. >HE SAID THE THING!1!!1

Who needs to touch it

• Incels
• Chuds
• Mousefags
• femtanyl fans
• Everyone I don't like
• Gamers
• Everyone on the internet
• You (I'm pretty sure you touch a lot of it! )

Citations

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