Literal who

>Waow! some random retard cares about me!

>MY PERSONAL ARMY 'OX, 'APE, AND 'ILL THIS LITERAL WHO WHO MADE MY CLITTY LEAK!

You look and say like this

A gigger reading the book of literal whos. (You) are definitely on this book.

A literal who is someone nobody cares about, best known for literally nothing. Due to this, there's not much to be said about them, as they are completely uninteresting in every way possible. Even then, it's still possible to find people who care about literal whos. Examples include (You), Kiwifarms users, Nophono and me.

List of facts about literal whos

• The Soyjak Wiki does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, forced memes, and inside jokes. Nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with some niggerfaggot avatarposter. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, go back and learn to 'jak off better rather than being a petty faggot autist.

• You are a literal who. You will never be an e-celeb. You will never be known, and no matter how hard you try, you will never be a household name around a group of dejected losers posting a bald cartoon man with glasses or NAS image macros. So stop writing articles about yourself and mentioning yourself in third person, you nigger. (Or just buy the site and then cross what was just said out, or something)

• Calling someone a gegbull, doesn't make them a gegbull. Just because there is an eccentric nigger-troon piss-drinking xitter user who mentioned us once, doesn't mean they need a page on this wiki, let alone a thread.

• Just because you're a turboautist supreme nigger who can write a billion kajillion gorillion wordswordswords about your favourite bbc slut doesn't mean we know, or care who they are.
• Most of the time when you go on the catalog of /raid/, there will be a literal who with -ϪϪ followers that OP found after being hit by post-nut clarity.

List of literal whos

• Anybody that links to this page.
• Any niggerfaggot who can't even fit on the list.
• Any outsider that mentions the Sharty.
• And lastly, (((You.)))

LITERAL WHATS, LITERAL WHYS, LITERAL WHENS, LITERAL WHERES, AND LITERAL HOWS DO NOT EXIST, TAKE YOUR MEDS NOW.

See also

• Nophono
• Shit nobody cares about
• The Nobody
• List of doxes

Snopes

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