Dr. Fauci
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🤣 Rest in piss, Dr. Fauci 🤣
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THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB OR THE KUZZY
They have been milked dry and are no longer funny or interesting or are no longer a gegbull. |
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Dr. Fauci is ARYAN btw, if that matters |
Anthony Fauci | |
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| 2nd Chief Medical Advisor to the President | |
| In office January 20, 2021 – December 31, 2022 | |
| President | Joe Biden |
| Preceded by | Ronnie Johnson |
| 5th Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases | |
| In office November 2, 1984 – December 31, 2022 | |
| Preceded by | Richard M. Krause |
| Succeeded by | Jeanne Marrazzo |
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| Born | December 24, 1940 New York City |
| Occupation | Soyentist |
| Years active | November 2, 1984 – December 31, 2022 |
Anthony Stephen Fauci is the former head United States Soyentist.
He is well known for the song "Dr. Fauci", a gemmy and highly soy parody of the song "Mr Sandman"[1].
De Lyrics[edit | edit source]
The lyrics are as follows:[2]
Dr. Fauci
Give us vaccines
Help all the people who have been quarantined
We'll wear our masks and we'll have to stay distant
We'll wash our hands and we'll be more resistant!
Fauci! (Yes?)
Promise us, please!
We'll have a cure that can fight off this disease!
Restrictions will lift with some ease!
Dr. Fauci, don't forget me!
Dr. Faucet and Yos[edit | edit source]
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Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds. |
Dr. Faucet is Fauci's evil alter personality. His secret soyence experiment was to create yos, the anti-soy associated with nu-females to accelerate their decline and destroy the white race. However, one day, when synthesizing yos, Dr. Faucet accidentally took a sip and become YOSSIFIED. His mind convinced him he was Dr. Faucet, enjoyer of DATA EXPUNGED. He has since renounced yos after seeing its malicious effects on himself, but legend has it, you can re-synthesize it by following the guide in CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION.
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