Animal

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An excited Tranimal the second it's owner brings it's toy (Felis catus or cat for dumb brainlets)

Tranimals are multisoylular organisms that evolved from single cells to form complex beings over millions of years. Animals can eat, drink, have sex and dilate. Most of the world's animals are bugs, which exist solely as sources of nutrition for the higher beings. Nutrients provide energy for the tranimal, allowing it to move, eat, drink and have sex, culminating in a tranimal's main purpose of reproduction, which is their highest priority and life objective. There are many categories of tranimal species, such as mammals, reptiles, birds, fishes and h*cking wholesome puppers.

And yes, animals exist, and this fact has been proven by peer reviewed sources.

Origins

All animals are made from star dust that has been floating in space, coming from supernovas and all kinds of places. Isn't science (forgive the wording) fr*cking amazing?

SEX (mating)

     Main article: Sex

Sex, or “mating” as Animal Planet describes it to literal children, is the primary way animals (mostly mammals, doggos, reptiles, birds, bugs and etc...) reproduce and pass their genetic material onto the next generation. It's the way they keep themselves "immortal" and proceed with life. Sex is made to feel good due to the dangerous nature of the process of spending 10 seconds sticking dick in flesh wound and putting goo, as engaging in sex leaves animals vulnerable to predators who are out to get them at all times. They are literally everywhere, in the leaves, on the ground, on the water, on the air, animals are only free from this constant persecution in soyciety once they are domesticated by humans or kept in captivity, where they get meds given to them in their food.

For sex to occur, there usually must be 2 organisms of the opposite gender:

• Male
• Female

Although this concept has already been widely criticized and debunked by multiple psychologists and the science community.

Frog couple of the same species together, you just know they have sex

Exceptions might occur in which animals have sex with others of different species, although those are rare and it's even more rare when they can actually reproduce. An example of interspecies mating can be observed with a quick look into the Furry Fandom.

Mating practices vary in the tranimal kingdom. Most animals are polygamous with very few being monogamous. Humans attempted to be monogamous out of bigotry, putting pressure on womyn, but that outdated concept has long been discarded and humans are more true to their nature more now than ever. The scientific consensus is that Humans are considered polygynous and that's a good thing.

The Effects of being Sex-less

• High likeness of having bigoted beliefs
• Highly likely to support alt-right movements like nofap, mgtow and super straight
• Constant rage and anger due to seeing people have sex
• Saying the n word
• Being right wing
• Being a WOJACKER
• Not supporting BLM
• Increased suicide attempts

Polygyny in Elephant Seals (blackpilled again)

List of Sex-less people

• SOOT (even doe he fucked the website)
• 4cuck
• The entire user-base of soyjak.party
• Soyberg
• Trannies
• Soyjak
• Chudjak
• FnF Pedo
• Everyone you don't like
• You

Humans

THIS PAGE MAKES MY CUTS BLEED Gothic culture permeates this area... NO POSERS.

My face as i write this section of the article

Despite popular belief, humans are not so different from most animals; our actions are all predetermined by the chemical reactions in our brain, and "conscience" is nothing but a bogus claim made by the mentally ill.

In fact humans are worse than most animals, we are an invasive species that destroys the environment and planet. We are extremely selfish and don't consider helping other people and would rather torture and rape an innocent trans woman instead of helping her through everything she went through. Humans are extremely bigoted and oppose change at all costs, if my anthropomorphic furry dog fox girlfriend got created through genetic engineering (which would also be highly criticized), humans would rush to destroy it due to being ignorant. Every single day I lose hope for humanity, every time I see someone say nigger or whatever it really kills my mood and makes me wish this species would go extinct just because you look like cum and he looks like shit that doesn't mean your any better hm? fine. lets not talk about the yellow ones then. They are also narcissistic.

Gallery

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  (You) in a couple of seconds
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  An excited human
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  Soy cat (once again)
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  Soy bird surprisingly with teeth, rather questionable what it's excited for
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  A soy seal
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  A soy bunny holding nintendo switch controls
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  A soy bird singy attempting to attract potential mates
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  Delicious bug, ready to be eaten
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  Polacks love animals, especially chicken

See also

• /an/
• Bugjak
• Squirrel
• Bugs
• Fingerboys
• Fishjak

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