Police

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WARNING: Police are FUNDED BY THE CIA, (((ELITES))), AND SATANIC NEW WORLD ORDER
"will you spend this winter driving me insane"
🍉 Shiet fuck dem pigs nigga! Defund da poleece!
This page dindu nuffin! Be sure to resist and reach for the cop's handgun when you get arrested.

Dubbbzjak is most commonly portrayed as a police officer (even doe it's just an oversized cop suit that he uses to larp)

The Police or Cops (also known as Pigs) are the natural predators of niggers. Police also serve a secondary role in the earth's ecosystem and human society in maintaining the peace by arresting or killing unruly niggers. Police can rarely be seen hunting down pedophiles as well, to witness this in the wild is a truly spectacular site. Police can be found practically all over the world that aren't 3rd-world anarchist shitholes.

To put it simply, cops are jannies who get paid.

Hunting Tactics[edit | edit source]

Police Officers are ambush predators that wait for a moment of weakness in a nigger's life before they strike, although they are also known to appear when a snitching bitchass nigga calls them so they can ruin a brotha's life eendoe they ain't do nuffin. They start their attack by lowering the nigger's guard and tricking them into thinking they're safe. This trickery always fails, and so the nigger naturally tries to fend off the pigs by using various tactics such as break-dancing to appear larger and more imposing, reaching for one of the officer's weapons to get an edge over them, and (almost exclusively to female niggers) screeching at the top of their lungs to scare of their attackers. These tactics are unfortunately, mostly ineffective, which means the police will gain the upper hand and use excessive force such as mag-dumps or kneeling on the nigger's neck to arrest or kill their prey. If the nigger is strong enough, they'll be able to win the fight and return back to they crib. Unfortunately, police are similar to bees, in which the more you kill the more show up to avenge their fallen.

Defund The Police and ACAB[edit | edit source]

The unnecessary amount of cruelty that the police inflict upon black folx has caused immense uproar amongst animal rights activist groups such as BLM and Antifa, and nigger sympathizers like Spadeson. These groups banded together to stop this cruelty by performing acts such as defunding the police and coining terms such as ACAB (All Cops Are BastardsSnopes Verified Fact btw). Certain areas around the world (such as California and Britain) have now become significantly safer for wholesome black peoplerinos to do what they want and take what they want. Science predicts that if we keep this up, soon enough the whole world will be rid of these far-right racist animals.

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