Redditus Colossus

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Really well meme'd my friend!

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>THE ALGQRYTHM HVNGERS, Y RELEASE THE STQRM. LET THEYR KARMA PLVMMET, DQVVNVQTED AND FQRGQTTEN, THVS RVLES REDDYTVS CQLQSSUS

Redditus Colossus is the undisputed king of Reddit and the strongest warrior of the BNWO. He's the Moderator Of The New Century, which is just le hecqwin aura farming title stolen from the WABAG manga Fist Of The North Star but I won't spoil further. He wields undisputed power over all the corners of subreddits, banishing and enslaving and incenerating anyone who disagrees with the dogmas of the reddit crowd with DQVVNVQTE STQRMS.

History

Ironically, he was created on Reddit, and people who mock him and use him are just redditors reacting to eachother not realizing that they all look like that. What a bunch of normikakas. He was traced off of Raoh from Fist Of The North Star, and everything about his personality is a parody of that character. Like him, he wants to conquer the world to restore "order" to the devastated wasteland that is Reddit, and, similar to Raoh, he will enslave anyone who is not a filthy degenerate like him, effectively just causing more chaos, thus making himself the true successor of the Retardo Shinken martial art.

Powers

1. DQVVNVQTE STQRMS. He will bomb your comment using a mandrillion of other alt accounts, aping and acking your entire house, causing it to collapse and fall on your head, and you die.
2. NUSOI TENSEI. The ultimate fagGOD technique, he will become impossible to touch thanks to the fact that reddit is just a lgbtqprstxyz pro-abortionist materialistic-yet-somehow-believes-in-objective-morality hivemind of which he's the head. He will then hit you on all sides, causing thus a volcano to erupt under your feet, and the DQVVNVQTE LAVA will give you a more painful death than the one of the villain of part 2 of the manga. But no spoilers.
3. RETHQRICVS VLTIMVS. He VVILL talk in such a sarcastic and painfully smugnoboxious way that you will just fall from a cliff rather than still listening.
4. Other stuff mentioned in Giganigga's book, Sheet Nobuchadnezzar Cabeat.

Gallery

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  Redditus Colossus' first version
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  >Pedo rights are human r-ACQUE
• Least brutal redditor response
• Redditus Colossus' opinion on the 'booru
• Redditus Colossus when someone dares to go against the Leftist religion

Aryan beast bomb that could kill Redditus Colossus