SNCA:House
House is a gemerald.House or House, M.D. is a slow-burn, spine-tingling medical drama created by David Shore for the Fox network. It ran for 8 seasons from 2004 to 2012.
The show stars an Autistic middle-aged doctor named Gregory House who is only interested in unusual medical cases, leading a team of retards who try to figure out this week's mystery.
The show itself is gemmy but it has a weirdly sizeable troon fanbase.
A Typical House Episode[edit | edit source]
A cold open happens where someone is going about their day before suffering some horrible medical incident. At first glance, it may be confused for the cold open to a Supernatural or Law & Order episode. They then go to Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital where House and his team try to figure out what's wrong with them. They do some tests that only make things worse, usually coming up with a false diagnosis somewhere along the way. House eventually convinces Cuddy to let him do some weird shit which usually ends up saving the patient. Then he takes some Vicodin and fucks a hooker or something.
Characters[edit | edit source]
Gregory House[edit | edit source]
Dr. Gregory House is the titular character of the show, portrayed by Hugh Laurie. He's a doctor who only wants to take cases that give him a mystery to solve. He's generally an asshole to everyone around him. He's also addicted to Vicodin, which is a plot point in many episodes. The only reason he hasn't been fired is because Cuddy secretly wants to fuck him or something.
He is based on Sherlock Holmes.
James Wilson[edit | edit source]
Dr. James Wilson is House's only real friend, portrayed by Robert Sean Leonnard. He's an oncologist who usually gives some grand speech to House about his flaws while having fuck all to do with the actual plot of the episode. Troons and fags who watch the show think House and Wilson are gay for each other or something.
Lisa Cuddy[edit | edit source]
Dr. Lisa Cuddy is the Dean of Medicine at the hospital, portrayed by Lisa Edelstein. She lets House do shit no doctor in real life would get away with and usually has to deal with the fallout herself.
Eric Foreman[edit | edit source]
Eric Foreman is a teenager from Point Place, Wisconsin, portrayed by Topher Grace. He wants to fuck his neighbor Donna and regularly gets called a dumbass by his father Red.
Allison Cameron[edit | edit source]
Dr. Allison Cameron, portrayed by Jennifer Morrison, starts the series as part of House's team but later becomes an ER doctor.
Robert Chase[edit | edit source]
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Dr. Robert Chase, portrayed by Jesse Spencer, starts the series as part of House's team but later becomes a surgeon. He kissed a 9-year-old once.
Chris Taub[edit | edit source]
Dr. Chris Taub, portrayed by Peter Jacobson, is a former plastic surgeon who becomes a member of House's team. He cheated on his wife or something.
Remy "Thirteen" Hadley[edit | edit source]
Dr. Remy "Thirteen" Hadley, portrayed by Olivia Wilde, is a bisexual doctor who joins House's team. She has Huntington's Disease or something, dooming her to become a drooling retard one day.
Lawrence Kutner[edit | edit source]
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Dr. Lawrence Kutner, portrayed by Kal Penn (powerword: Kalpen Suresh Modi) is a pajeet whose parents were shot in front of him or something. He killed himself in Season 5 because Kal Penn left to work for Obama.
