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SNCA:Lone Star Tick
Amblyomma americanum, also known commonly as the ((Lone Star Tick)), is a agent of Satan indigenous to the Eastern United States and Mexico bioengineered by Bill Gates to forcibly convert silly goyim into vegans via a bite that rewrites your DNA to make you allergic to red meat. If you see one in your backyard, know that they have already marked you and you should take action to rid yourself of Deep State influence.
Alpha-gal allergy[edit | edit source]
They have claimed that the allergy is only due to an antibody reacting with the carbohydrate alpha-gal, most commonly found in red meat, but this should not be believed. The bite was specifically engineered to only trigger a deadly anaphylactic reaction approximately 3-6 hours after consumption, as to not raise any suspicion.