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SNCA:Super Smash Brothers
Super Smash Brothers is a crossover fighting video game series that IRL soyboys and Nintendofags obsess over like 11-year-old autists. The latest edition, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for Nintendo Switch, is has surpassed Street Fighter 2 to become the best selling fighting game of all time. (You) have played it at some point.
Super Smash is best known for having tons of child molesters in its competitive scene.
Characters[edit | edit source]
Fox McCloud[edit | edit source]
Used only by sweaty IRL slopjaks who host tournaments in their mother's basement.
Ice Climbers[edit | edit source]
Two snowgooks, only one of which is actually controlled by you. The other one repeatedly ACKs xerself.
Mario[edit | edit source]
>mcdonuts logo on his hat or whatever
MARIO WAS MY HECKIN CHILDHOOD!
Pyra and Mythra[edit | edit source]
Legitimate goonslop with jiggle physics in a game marketed towards kids.
Wario[edit | edit source]
He kills people by brapping on them.
Actual Characters[edit | edit source]
Donkey Kong[edit | edit source]
The only nigger in the game. Picks up sissy ytbois and shoves his BBC down their throats.
Simon Belmont[edit | edit source]
A keyed axe-spamming gigachad who makes tourneysissies seethe.
Competitive smash scene
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It's a well-known fact that every soyboy dreams of playing Smash Brothers competitively. Hardcore Smash players constantly argue about whether Smash Ultimate or Smash Melee for the GameCube is a better game, eve&doe both are garbage because Melee is a glitchy mess and Ultimate will immediately become irrelevant if a new Smash game comes out. It's a useless nigger war.
