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TROONTENDO IS A GREEDY, SEETHING, SELFISH BRIMSTONE COMPANY RAN BY JEWS AND THE NEW WORLD ORDER TO SHUT DOWN ALL THE GAMES WITH MILDLY SIMILAR MECHANICS BECAUSE XHEIR CLITTY IS LEAKING 24/7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

However, oldfag Nintendo was a gem.

yaaay nintendo i wuv mawio!!

Nintendo's logo.

Nintendo is a Japanese video goyim developer and publisher. They are mainly known for the critically-acclaimed masterpieces series Mario and The Legend Of Zelda. Soyjaks and real-life soyboys alike will always defend Nintendo's actions no matter how controversial, such as when Nintendo sold an unaltered version of Super Mario 64 (a game from 1996) for $60 in 2017, sold sets of cardboard for $80 and sued or threatened legal action against their own fans hundreds of times for such heinous crimes as: emulating their game consoles; sharing ROMs of 40 year old games (most of which you can't even buy legally anywhere); hosting Super Smash Bros tournaments; making custom joycon shells; uploading video game OSTs to youtube; and the most heinous crime of all humanity...making fangames of their franchises (EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK). Nintendo fanboys are especially concerned with copyright infringement since (You) Illegally downloading an NES game will bankrupt their favorite multibillion dollar company. In fact, there have been multiple cases when nintendofags tried to organize mass reporting and harrassment campaigns against Nintendo console emulators.

Nintendo used to be gemmy when Satoru Iwata was in charge. When he died in 2015, (((Tatsumi Kimishima))) and (((Shuntaro Furukawa))) took over, and made Nintendo extremely Hewish.

There was also a guy named Reggie Fils-Aimé, a direct descendant of Yakub that would go on to make many dank memes. He would be replaced by Doug Bowser, a greedy faggot literally named after the main villain of Mario.

Due to Soyjak's rejection of religion in favor of the science, he has turned to worshipping multi-billion dollar corporations like Nintendo and Disney as such, with this loyalty often stemming from: "THEY FORMED MY CHILDHOOD!", despite thus exhibiting the "cult-like" behavior he accuses religious fundamentalists of. Except out of loyalty toward children's toy brands rather than faith.

Like pottery, Nintendo is quite circlejerked over on 4chan's /v/, in which such fans often skirmish with Sony fans (Playstation brand consoomers) over who can prove their lifeless corporate bugman worship through "no u" 'jakking pictures targeted at each other. An entertaining display.

Also, the Virtual Boy, DS (and related line) and the Wii (as well as the Wii U) are the only good Nintendo consoles.

The Tendie

Nintendo's legal team

The Tendie is a particularly unique breed of Soy Boy, posters residing within the barbarous, console war-torn wasteland known only as Slash Vee Slash. The tendie is immunized against all dangers: One may call him a manchild, a pedophile, a parasite, a tranny, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a tendie, and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out!". Many 'tendies in denial will often make fun of other 'tendies, yet will be the first one complaining about how Nintendo won't let them pirate said man-child games.

History of 'tendo

Tears of the Kingdom is satanic propaganda.

Nintendo was founded on September 23rd, 1889 by craftsman Fusajiro Yamauchi in Shimogyō-ku, Kyoto, Japan, as an unincorporated establishment, to produce and distribute Japanese playing cards.

This era held all the way up to 1969, because the playing card sales were declining. Hiroshi Yamauchi became the next president.

After this, 'tendo began to manufacture toys, trinkets, and other miscellany, ultimately creating a Pong clone named Color TV-Game, and Game & Watch handhelds.

They even created multiple hit arcade games, such as Donkey Kong, Mario Bros, etc.

The NES was released on October 18, 1985 in the United States, and was 'tendo's best-selling console, and was such a gem that it saved the 'vidya.

After this, 'tendo begun to produce videogames, and only videogames.

The N64 would release and it would be iron only worshipped by millennial goyslop consoomers.

Gamecube, the 'tendo's 4th console sold the least amount of units, but had an extremely huge array of licensed gems, despite the fact the games produced in house were absolute brimstone. GBA had a similar situation, but sold relatively well.

Super Mario Sunshine was the mario of this generation and it sucked because you couldn't long jump in it o algo.

Any positive shilling you see for the GameCube is likely due to the retarded drooling Zillennial babas growing up to defend it on the internet. (Melee is broken and it fucking sucks)

>leave my billion dollar company alone

Over the Hedge for the GameCube is the only good game ever released on the system

The Wii is the only good console 'tendo managed to develop, selling 101.63 million units worldwide. The Wii is truly a gemerald, despite having licensed coalslop just like the Gamecube ev&doe basically all consoles worth mentioning end up having licensedslop games There is the 'Mii channel' which allows you to create cartoonish caricatures of your favorite dictators and literal whos, basically proto-'jakking

another example of proto-'jakking is Flipnote studio,wich is basically paint but for the Nintendo DSI, it has a lot of potential (SOMEONE MAKE A SOYJAK PARTY FLIPNOTE ARCHIVE NOWWWWW)

Wii Sports was bundled with the Wii and was the best selling video game for a good while.

Super Mario Galaxy is the Mario game for this console and it's the gem that saved the Wii.

Brawl was the Smash game for the console and is the only good Smash game ever made, being the only one to have a keyed story mode called Subspace Emissary, but Sakurai is an autistic retard who sperged out when people uploaded the cutscenes to Youtube, so now we can't have any more Story Modes because of selfish little fucks on the 'tube. Ultimate sucks btw and only niggertrannies on Xitter like it.

The console also had other gems like The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Metroid Prime Trilogy, Donkey Kong Country Returns, etc.

This era was immensely successful for 'tendo so they tried to capitalize further on this, preparing the Wii U.

The Wii U would release November 18, 2012 and was a gemerald because it had Pikmin 3, George Floyd's Hyperborean Adventure (Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze), and Meme Run. It sold like shit only because normGROIDS couldn't appreciate how much of a gem it was.

In 2015, Satoru Iwata^🗝️, the CEO of Nintendo, who came from a programmer background, died of cancer. He was replaced by a kike named (((Tatsumi Kimishima))), and then (((Shuntaro Furukawa))) in 2018. Both of these are kikes who are extremely anti-consumer and are Jews. Under them, Nintendo has only produced goyslop for soyboys.

With the release of the Switch on March 3, 2017, the overall quality declined extremely, and this led to the formation of the current situation with 'tendo.

Tears of the Kingdom was the biggest game for the console and it was satanic niggerstone. It was basically Breath of the Wild but with the GMod tool gun slapped onto it, and would cost 70 shekels. It also ruined the series by claiming that Hylians are descendants of alien furry goat people, ev&o Hylians are supposed to Aryan. The only good thing to come out of this game was the tendie meltdown when it lost the 2023 Game Awards to Balding Gape Tree or whatever, another shitty game only liked by branigger zoophiles.

It is currently unknown if they will get any better someday.

On January 2025, Nintendo revealed the Switch 2, a next gen sequel to the Nintendo Switch. Nintendo, being the Jews they are, decided to start charging $80 for games made for a handheld SOMEHOW less powerful that a Steam Deck with Mario Kart World, the first open world Mario Kart game, which is open world because Breath of the Wild sold six gorillion copies or whatever. Despite the fact that Forza already did this back on the Xbox 360 with Forza Horizon, Nintendo thought this was such an innovation that they felt the need to charge $80 for it. The console would go on to break records until sales slowed down because all the tendies bought it and nobody with an IQ above room temperature is buying a Switch 2.

Nintendo Switch and soyjakking

The "original" soyjak image.

The Nintendo Switch is essential in soyjakking since the very first soyjaks, including the Original Soyjak, revolved around Soyboys exciting over the (new at the time) Nintendo Switch, thus making Nintendo sherdee kulchur 'n sheit mayne.

See also

• Mario
• Aspie

Citations

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