Sam Candles
Sam Candles, also known as CSAM candles, is a tranny who made a video essay on why censoring loli goonslop is fascist, it's not even a joke.[1] He is also a self-admitted ageplayer, and incest fetishist. After being raped off the internet, Sam stopped taking his meds and started writing a "manifesto of love" after delisting all his videos.[2] Unfortunately, he made all his videos public again later, except for the pro-pedo one. He explained that he basically deleted it for good because of the realistic panic attack he experienced as a result of the backlash, and now he regrets it (regrets deleting, not making it geg).
Archive of the videos
[edit | edit source]Sam Candles has taken down both of his videos about the situation, but it is important to archive and keep them up to see how far trannies will go to justify their fetishes.
Raids
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First raid
[edit | edit source]An 'ox thread was started on /raid/ on the night of July 26, 2026, but was somewhat dnb.[3] The 'ox was achieved in a /soy/ thread the following day, and a momNVKE was shortly deployed alongside the typical 'zas[4]. Afterward, soyteens started a short trolling campaign false-flagging as r/oneyplays against Sam Candles supporters on Bluesky, until everybody got bored and stopped.
Second raid
[edit | edit source]A second raid targeted Sam's stream on August 1. Soyteens would keep ordering 'za, but the delivery drivers kept crashing. The Soyim collective would start to leave the thread in mass, before getting a call from Eric, telling them that the 'za had been delivered and that Sam paid for it too geg[5]. A YouTuber named "Peepisawesome" made three videos on the whole situation earlier and got his comments spammed by links to the dox edit above, exposing hundreds of normGODs to this dox. The peepcord was also raided, but not much came of it. Sam was signed up by a 'teen to multiple colleges with a shitty AI application about troon sex, which could've resulted in him being blacklisted.
Third Raid
[edit | edit source]A Third raid proceeded the following day, resulting in a total of four 'zas delivered.🗝️ Sadly, Sam's parents IRL-jannied the delivery drivers to prevent random breaks for getting some water. Despite this, a water break happened several hours in the stream, probably due to Sam's parents yelling at him[it just is, ok?]. Also, Sam's paypigs were also able to locate the source of the raid[6]
Post Stream
[edit | edit source]The following day, 'teens would discuss ways to commit TTD. They searched Sam's YouTube channel, finding a scratch account[7]. Afterward, a 'teen quickly converted the dox edit to a scratch project and sent it to Sam.[8]
Fourth raid
[edit | edit source]Due to his tranny mods obviously lurking, soyteens started targeting his jannys and paypigs.
Fifth raid
[edit | edit source]Soyteens finished the last Jannie, and they moved onto Sam's paypigs.
Sixth raid onwards
[edit | edit source]Soyteens continued to datamine Sam Candles friends, but the interest of the raid died down in the midst of the 5th Soyvil War until the Soysphere outage halted any raids against Sam.
Gallery
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>banning muh wholesome pea dough media and thinking being attracted to kids should land you in prison is facis-AAAAACK!
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Gemmy 'ox
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the scratch ox edit
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Illustration of Sam Candles, made around the 2-3 thread.
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The same Illustration, but Gemmyni glitched.
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Alternative version of the Scratch 'ox, made by me. It divides the video into 10 gifs, and plays them one by one.
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His mental breakdown
Doxes
[edit | edit source]Sam candles
[edit | edit source]Social media accounts
- Aliases: samcandles, samcandlesyt, teamendermen, fluffyinu101, MewTheSmasher, MewSmasher, SecretAgentMeta, samanthauel, samuyeet, zacharyzse, candlesonfir3, Zachary E., candlehearts, samend13, nintylove, SamEndeman1, lil_sam_x, ninty-love, PluginFun, samcand
- Legal name: Sam Endeman
- Birth name: Zachary Endeman
- Date of birth: December 28, 2002 (23 years old)
- Sex: Male
- Address: 128 Briarcliff Dr, Folsom, CA 95630
- Nationality: American
- Ethnicity: Amerimutt
- Email(s):
- samcandlesyt@gmail.com
- teamendermen@gmail.com
- teamendeman@gmail.com
- fluffyinu101@yahoo.com
- Phono(s):
- (916) 730-9664 - Xhe changed the number
Pichikeen
[edit | edit source]Janny & snitch for sam candles, also bitches about muh puritan.
Social media accounts
- Aliases: hedgienebula Pichikeen
- name: Allison Jowers.
- Estimated Age: January 2000
- Address: 29033 Donaldson Rd Opp, Alabama 36467
- Nationality: American
- Email(s): hedgienebula@gmail.com
- Phono(s): (334) 475-1085
DizzyDaisy909
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Janny for Sam Candles, obsessed with emulators. Poor, begs for money on BlueSky.
Social media accounts
- Aliases: Dizzy909, wiiug, GabeNewell1337 GN1337YT
- name: Daniel Edward Smith
- Date of birth: February 2004 (22 years old)
- Sex: Male
- Address:
- Previous address(es): 141 Green Acres Rd Mount Sterling, Kentucky 40353
- Nationality: American
- Email(s):
- wiiugamer7@gmail.com
- Phono(s):
- +1 (***) ***-**22
Auxiliary information
Dates another janny going by clamdove. Whilst going through his 'sky, teens found a picture of his ass and were blinded. No 'teens were harmed.
MxPokirby
[edit | edit source]Janny for Sam Candles. Seems obsessed with Mario 64.
Social media accounts
- Aliases: verasgaming9093, wsterge, Veras the Arch System
- name: William Stergiopoulos
- Date of birth: September 1, 1998 (28 years old)
- Sex: Male
- Address: 3504 Harmony Ln Charlestown, IN 47111
- Nationality: American
- Email(s): Wsterge@gmail.com
- Phono(s):
- +1 (513) 834-7242 - Voip
Amyntaranta
[edit | edit source]Janny for Sam Candles. He has W opsec, therefore this 'ox is incomplete.
Seems to use an abbreviation of his legal name as a username everywhere (even the '621).
Social media accounts
- Aliases: Amaranta Mauez, Amaranta Lamblea, amyntaranta
- name: Amaranta Mauez
- Date of birth: Unknown
- Sex: Male
- Address: Unknown
- Nationality: Unknown
- Email(s):
- amyntaranta@proton.me
- amyntaranta@protonmail.com
- Phono(s): No associated phone numbers
Auxiliary information
Janny of r/anticontactpara, which argues for zoophile and pedophile acceptance.
ClamDove
[edit | edit source]Janny for Sam Candles. He dates DizzyDaisy909.
This 'ox is incomplete, and was made by nuswas geg 
Social media accounts
- Aliases: Muulak, emily, clamdove
- name: Unknown.
- Date of birth: January 28, 2006 (20 years old)
- Sex: Male
- Address: Unknown
- Location: St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada
- Nationality: Canadian
- Email(s):
- Clamdove@gmail.com
- Phono(s): No associated phone numbers
Auxiliary information
opsecGOD uses the same name for everything
BrutalityBunny
[edit | edit source]Paypig for Sam Candles. Xe pays for Sam's ko-fi.
Social media accounts
- Aliases: Ruby,brutalitybunny,bunny,Ruby McAlister
- name: Ruby McAlister
- Date of birth: April 27, 2000 (26 years old)
- Sex: Female
- Address: 1875 Overlook Dr, Springfield, OH 45504
- Nationality: American
- Email(s):
- fire577@gmail.com
- Phono(s):
- +1 (414) 614-3663
Auxiliary information
Political Affiliation: Democrat
CitrusHomie
[edit | edit source]Another paypig for Sam Candles. is a polACK GEEEG(totally not written by hohol hands). is an aussie.
Social media accounts
- Aliases: citrushomie, citrus
- name: Unknown
- Estimated Age: 28 years old As of August 5th, 2026
- Sex: Male
- Address: Unknown
- Location: Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia
- Nationality: Australian
- Ethnicity: Afro-Latin
- Email(s):
- citrushomie@gmail.com
- citrushomie@proton.me
- citrushomie@proton.mail
- Phono(s): No associated phone numbers
Thread 'chives
[edit | edit source]Snopes
- ↑ https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gP2NuE9PlL8
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0905-1200-58/https://www.youtube.com:443/@samcandles/posts
- ↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0727-2240-31/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/298231.html
- ↑ https://archive.ph/Musm0
- ↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0802-1012-31/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16890472.html https://ghostarchive.org/archive/0Amva
- ↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0803-1051-59/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16897388.html. https://gyo.tc/2026-0803-1909-46/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16907112.html
- ↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0804-0302-03/https://scratch.mit.edu:443/users/samcandles/
- ↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0802-1012-31/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16890472.htmlhttps://ghostarchive.org/archive/0Amva
