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Shartykey
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Shartykey🗝️ is a small village in Buryatia, RuZZia.[1] It has a population of 243 as of 2010. Its name implies a connection to the Sharty, and that it is keyed. Because of this, experts say many Soyteens have attempted to pilgrimate to this distant village in search for The gem that saved the Party before time runs out. The death toll of these journeys is unknown, but it is likely that many 'teens have perished in the frigid Siberian wilderness.
There are other Sharty-related villages in Russia, such as Shartym, and outside of Russia, such as Jartypory, Poland and Soyak, Nepal.
Given the location of Sharteykey, it is possible that this gem is the same magical stone which Polish explorer Ferdinand Ossendowski describes as giving miraculous powers to Güshi Khan and the Gelugs against the Red Hats in 17th century Inner Asia[2].