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>Ahh, these are the ones who communicate using those weird commierunes or something
>Одержимая хохлосера, или типа того
| Russian Federation | |
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| Founded | late 9th century; |
| Creator | Rurik, a Varangian (likely of Scandinavian origin) |
| Owner | Vladimir Putin (president) Dmitry Medvedev (Ex president best known for for making a lot of georgians seethe) |
Russia is a country in Eastern Europe. It is the country where Eduardo Folz (Kuz's LARP stand-in) comes from. It is led by Vladimir Putin.
Skibidi Toilet was created by a Russian.🗝️ Also Gigachad is Russian, how could you tell?
History[edit | edit source]
The Kievan Rus was founded in 880, until its demise when Kiev was captured by the Mongols in 1240. Principality of Moscow was founded in 1282, and became the Tsardom of Russia in 1547. >TVTHNUKE, Muscuvy mongrels literally have nothing to do with Kievan Rus. They sacked Kiev and Novgorod in the 15th and 16th centuary and later rebranded their wasteland swamp to fit the Kievan Rus narrative. In 1721 a Hohol named Theophan Prokopovich who was both a metropolitan of the Orthodox Church and an avisor of tsar peter I coined the term "Russia" to LARP as the now historical Kievan Rus Region which then the Moscow niggers occupied and thus the Russian empire was born. However the monarchy was abolished for the Russian Republic 1917, but commies overthrew it in 1922 and created the Soviet Union. The Soviet Union btfo Nazi Germany in 1945 causing a lot of clitty leakage from chuddies. Then it was dissolved in 1991 o algo.
In 2022 (ev&doe the war actually started in 2014) they invaded Ukraine, but faced resistance from the Ghost of Kiev and the strongest Ukrainian soldier Nikocado Avocado.
Things most russians like doing[edit | edit source]
- Watching gore
- Playing CSGO, Gmod, and other Valve games
- Getting rulecucked by their president
Relationship with soyjaks[edit | edit source]
For some reason soyjaks are very popular in Russia. Notably, smugjak and chud are incredibly popular among zigger normiegods. One popular soyjak variant died fighting in Russian foreign legion. A Russian imageboard known as Dvach, specifically its /int/ board, was colonized by soyteens during the events of Soypocalypse.
Also Soyjak Party has a page on Russian Wikipedia, along with a page on Neolurk, pretty much the Russian version of ED.
What can you do in Russia?[edit | edit source]
- Get 1488 types of AIDS from the local underage hooker. Do you know what this reminds me of?
- Get conscripted.
- Get jailed for hatespeech.
- Cry about le hohols because (((Vladimir Putin))) psyopped you into hating them.
- Get fellatio by Serbs.
- Die fighting in Dumbass.
- Posess 'p and have sex with animals
Important Russians in the Soysphere[edit | edit source]
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Kuzjak is a variant that is used to depict russians -
Vatnik is a NAS meme that also is used to depict russians
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