Poland
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Polish people are CHICKEN-FUCKING BOBR KURWAS GEMS!Poland, a.k.a Pooland, is a country in Eastern Europe best known for hosting Auschwitz-Birkenau. It's also some namefag on IRC who gooned to eyes and got brapped on by Iceland[Marge...]
There is a place called Jartypory in Poland which obviously has jartycucks. It is full of people of Lesotho ancestry and most of its inhabitants are ESL. The most popular game there is Friday Night Funkin and the local deity is named Sóytan. The religion of the village is called gouning.
History[edit | edit source]
Poland has a long history of being BTFO'd by other countries. It was conquered by Germany and Russia several times in history. Most recently, Poland was invaded by Nazi Germany from the west and Soviet Union from the east. It is now currently a German puppet state and debt slave of the EU.
Who lives in Poland?[edit | edit source]
Poland is the home of niggers, germans, nazis, people who love tanks, alcoholic engineers, and Soygem Pass UID 80. They all live in the concentration camp known as Auschwitz-Birkenau. It's that place some nigger took the Wock to. Every citizen of Poland likes to fuck da cheeken and have sex with bober.
Each and every one of you WILL make fun of the pole on /pol/.
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 movie[edit | edit source]
It's said that 6 million polacks will attend the premiere of the FNAF 2 movie and possibly raid the BTS warehouse beforehand to fuck Toy Chica. This makes Scott consider whether or not the premiere of the FNAF 2 movie should be held at Auschwitz.
Kurwa[edit | edit source]
Kurwa (or kurwagem) is a meme originating from /int/ and /qa/ comprising of IAS gems involving extreme (or light) contemptuousness against Poles, usually made by Gemposters from aryan countries.the most obsessed shitskins from swarthy countries like India getting mad that they will never be as white as the average european. The origin of Kurwa (or kurwagem) as a whole is still unclear, yet it has been ramping up even outside /int/ and /qa/, mostly posting usually on /soy/ in the form of comics and other memes featuring the Kurwa guy caricature, which are often based off hilarious videos of beavers ("bober") such as this one. The kurwa guy is also known for being in a romantic relationship with a chicken, which he calls "da cheeken". Below is a tear-jerking, awe-inspiring, A24 slowburn scene of kurwa guy saving his chicken from danger:
The kurwa bóbr hates kurwa guy very much for always filming videos of him, and he often physically attacks him in retaliation.
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Update: I have farted and then poopy came out[edit | edit source]
>My panties are all soiled and my room is stinky again... my girlfriend comes around in 2 hours and I don't know what to do ;(((( guys pls help
