Soycraft/Timeline

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This is a timeline of Soycraft which lists several happenings of Soycraft.

2022

August

• August 5: Soycraft is released, but not officially. On the same day, the ender dragon is beaten and the seed was cracked.

November

• November 2: Soycraft is announced to return soon.
• November 4: Soycraft opens up for real.
• November 5: Forced anonymity on /muv/ is removed to discuss Soycraft. The spawn on Soycraft is lavacasted. Chudtown, a village made by Kuz, is made and later burnt down. A base at X1488 Z1488 is griefed by Temujin. Chud HQ was also made.
• November 20: Spawn is restored.
• November 21: Spawn Island is griefed.

December

• December 20: Chud HQ is griefed by Red.

2023

January

• Unknown: A spawnbase called Chudville was started by user CHUD.

February

• Unknown: Chudway starts construction.
• Late February: Spawn Island is restored.

March

Kuz shitposts on Soycraft

• March 17: Due to a popular thread on /soy/ about the 'craft a tranny griefer joined to destroy the server. However he was so unbelievably incompetent that only a few wooden houses and the red amogus were damaged in Chudville.
• March 18: GeorgeFloydDotExe wanted to grief the server because he wanted reparations. He was later banned because 90% of people on the server would leave if Chudville and Chudlandia were to be griefed.
• March 19: Chudville gets griefed completely by AzzyTheAngel on March 19, 2023. The reason was stated simply as "i was bored". Banned unceremoniously by the janny a few hours later on the same day.
• March 20: Janny installs the CoreProtect plugin, which means any griefs can now be undone, to the dismay of grieftroons.
• March 23: The infamous Fur Museum, a build containing furry porn, was built and later griefed.
• March 26: Kuz joins the server to shitpost.

April

• Early April 2023: Chud HQ is restored.
• April 1: April Fools! A building competition is held, with the mods setting up a build plot for players to use. They had two hours to build and were limited to the resources they brought. The first place winner is PostSootEra who won a KolymaVIP subscription, at second place with CHUD who won a BBC, and NoID_eas at third place who won a bunch of coal.
• April 21: A court session took place to decide the fate of Chudistan, an exclave built within Chudlandia's borders. Carbonatorr, the owner of Chudistan, claimed the land was unused by Chudlandia and thus it was free for him to build on. Usnutt retaliated by saying that although it was unused it was not unclaimed. As evidence he displayed a map of the region which showed the land left of Chudlandia to be its sovereign territory. The court ultimately ruled in Usnutt's favour with the condition that he dismantle the dirt shacks he had built in Sproke City within 24 hours. Both parties agreed to these conditions and Chudistan was relocated by the mods to a new location.
• April 22: On the 22nd of April, cobcloudy stole one iron pickaxe, one iron sword, and some building materials from Carbonatorr, who planned to use them to build Sproke City. In retaliation for the theft, Carbonatorr and several other server members repeatedly killed cobcloudy, as there were no mods online to rectify the situation. After three hours of repeated killing, a mod eventually came online and held a court session to determine the fate of cobcloudy. The court ultimately ruled in the prosecutions favor, allowing the execution of cobcloudy, but also stated that the hours of vigilante justice made up for the thefts, and thus the stolen materials would not be returned.
• April 25: On the 25th of April, Salienaut stole a beacon from Carbonatorr and baritone. Three days later, Carbonatorr filed a case against Salie, seeking retribution for the theft. In court, Salie insisted xhey never broke the beacon, but the logs provided by the jannies said otherwise. The court ruled in Carbonatorr's favor. For his crimes, Salie was executed twice and enslaved to Sproke City until he completed the construction of a low-income apartment complex. Rather than complete the apartment, thoughever, Salie griefed Sproke City and was banned.

May

• Late May: DripvsMaximvs decided to furnish the rail line to be the same as the Chudvile/Chudgard line.
• May 3: A aggressive effort to restore the area around spawn to exactly how it looked on the first day of the server started. Most buildings around the area, including spawn island, were either consensually demolished or moved. A museum was placed where the pyramid was and where Chudtown used to be.
• May 26: LunaMedia (real name Gavin) gets encased in obby. The entire server celebrates. LunaMedia later escaped the trap and the users that trapped him were told by Angeleno not to trap people. LunaMedia was awaiting trial, but never showed. Gavin was later banned.

June

• June 7: Dripvs made the first map to illustrate the subway in a similar way to the London Underground. It was at this time the Chudway name was born. As time went on more stations and revisions went by.
• June 12: Brittania is founded by EngineTheCommie.

July

• Unknown: Dripvs took a 2 month vacation to go make pipebombs in the woods (real and true do not investigate).
• July 30: 0x4D616E61 griefed the Socialist Republic of Brittania, stole from the nations leader, spawned a wither, attempted to Chunkban players, evaded multiple bans multiple times, along with murdering baritone the night prior and stealing his sword named "griefcord L" which is a wooden troll sword tone uses while afking some farms for when da cord tries to murder him. Following his crimes, he was detained in the Chudville jail by EngineTheCommie and ChuddyChuffy before others arrived. During the court case, baritone represented soycraft "despite EngineTheCommie doing most of the job for him" with a jury of a total newfag and cobson. The court ultimately ruled 0x4D guilty, the jew was executed by baritone using the griefcord L which was recovered by ChuddyChuffy earlier that day.

August

• Unknown: Dripvs returns then takes a break for a month.
• August 17: CHUD, EngineTheCommie, baritone, Usnutt and a few others went to the abandoned city of Zelligtown and bombed the fuck out of it. EngineTheCommie quoted: "I watched 4 minutes of ongezellig, wanted to murder myself and possibly everyone who worked on it."
• August 24: A brutal fight broke out between EngineTheCommie and REDbannana due to REDbannana scamming Engine in a drug deal.
• August 26: Chudvillean citizen Der_Chude took upon an epic journey across the nether roof, consisting of hitting the AutoWalk and Flyhack keys and afking for 20 hours. Three days later, he arrived at the X=5,000,000 mark in the overworld, where he built a soyak pixel art before getting himself mauled by a polar bear because respawning was faster than flying all the way back.

September

• September 28: Drama that had been building since mid September had resulted in a court case. The drama begun when Spas randomly started insulting EngineTheCommie for being a janny, resulting in Spas being stabbed a few times. The night before the case, Spas had complained about Engine to Doll, who didn't know what was going on and told law to deal with it, who also didn't know what was going on and Engine was banned and de-opped until it would be resolved.. The case resulted in Engine regaining op and a settlement where Engine would stop harassing Spas and Spas would stop complaining about Engine every 10 seconds "which was broken 5 minutes later on /craft/."

November

• November 4: 1 year on Soycraft award
• November 12: The Gaulish Kingdom's village was invaded by a player named DED1SHEEP who thought the village was abandoned, and he later proceeded to change all signs killed all villagers and made the village a dictatorship named "New Gallia" that didn't last long.
• November 16: A third settlement was built named the "Gergovia Farmlands".

December

• Unknown: A small underground state called New Gaborone was established in one of the abandoned Silesian mines.

2024

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• Early January: A small village settlement separated from Chudlandia by sea, built by a ban evading leader of the terrorist landgrabber coalition ASC was annexed by Chudlandia.
• January 15: SPVA makes a post on /craft/ asking for clips of the soycraft server.
• Soycraft mysteriously disappears.

July

• July 28: Soycraft 2 is made and /craft/ is revived, along with a Trouble in Terrorist Town server with a corresponding /tttt/ board.
• July 30: The Battle for Slvt Stronghold happened, where stampylonghead tries to raid the Slvt Stronghold just for it to be a failraid.

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