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Soycraft was the official janny honeypot Minecraft server for soyjak.party, founded in August 2022. It has gone through several resets, different owners, Jannies, and many other changes. Soycraft has seen several bases and factions fall, and there have been several splinters of Soycraft, such as Soyworld.

Soycraft has a lot of history, which includes the lore of several factions and bases falling, multiple server resets, new events and countless griefing incidents. The server has also died a few times. This is often attributed to Soycraft declining in players, among several other things.

There's a /craft/ board on the Sharty, which has around 25,000+ posts. Soycraft is a semi-controversial topic, mostly due to a namefag called baritone seething on the board a lot and Mist being controversial.

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History

See also: Soycraft/Timeline

Preface

Main article: Sojacraft and Sootcraft

A screenshot of 14Nate_Higgers88

In May 2021, Sojacraft was officially made by Soot on the version 1.16.5. The server was on a free plan meaning that it required to be renewed, however, for you to renew the server, you must have watched a hour long of ads, and even then, it wouldn't have worked. During that month, a board vote was held, which led to the creation of /nate/ - but even then, discussion was still on /soy/. Sojacraft was mostly in anarchy and had almost no rules. A notable player on Soycraft was Crying__Cat, also known as 14Nate_Higgers88 at the time, which had contributed to soy culture.

Soycraft's First Year

On August 4, 2022, Kuz officially established Soycraft under the name "the 'craft", which was hosted on 1.16.4. However, the 'craft only lasted a day before getting shutdown due to a exploiter loading thousands of chunks, which allegedly costed $300 to fix according to Kuz. Later, an unofficial server called Kuz's Waiting Room existed as a temporary server that would exist until the official server came back. There was an average of 0 players online at any time there. Per the server's name, it was shut down right before the official server was to start and the world was archived in full.

On November 2, 2022, Kuz made a announcement saying that Soycraft would return on November 4th. A poll was attached to determine the version of choice, but 1.5 won by 40%. However, due to Kuz claiming that people spammed the vote, it would be 1.19. The server was later changed to 1.18.2, but although the server opened on November 4th, it was still accessible by connecting to mc.soyjaks.party. After the release of 1.20.1, the server was updated to that version.

On the same day on the release of the server, the seed was cracked (which was revealed to be 6450862790848946979) and the ender dragon was beaten. On November 5, 2022, the spawn was completely lavacasted by someone going under the username of "nigger", who was later revealed to have duped TNT.

Chudlandia Wars

Chudlandia

The first Chudlandia war started shortly after the full restoration of Chudlandia, a settlement by a Argentinian newGOD was spotted ominously like it was a threat to Chudlandia. Later, a player by the name of Usnutt set up TNT cannons pointing at the settlement as it was a threat. A day later, the Argentinian joined the server and the case was taken to the Chudville courthouse. After it was found out the judge didn't even know what the conflict was about, the Argentinian base was blown up and the territory ceded to Chudlandia.

The second, and final, Chudlandia war started after the founding of Sproke City, which was a partially recognized state on the restored land north of Chudville. In response to Usnutt questioning Sproke City's legitimacy due to it being on "claimed" land, Sproke City's leader Carbonatorr built a troll settlement consisting of 2 shitty trailers on unused land adjacent to Chudlandia. After Usnutt griefed the two trailers, a skirmish between the two dramafags resulted in both Chudlandia and Sproke City getting griefed. During the grief, Usnutt committed a suicide bombing on Carbonatorr in the leader's palace which killed both, even doe Carbonatorr got to the items first. Later that same day, a ceasefire was declared by a Janny but the skirmishes continued for a few days until the case was solved in the Chudville court.

Soycraft 2.1, The First Reset

After Soycraft 1 disappeared on July 28, 2024, Soycraft came back for it to be revealed that Mist was now maintaining Soycraft 2. This edition was divided into two iterations, which will be referred to as Soycraft 2.1 and 2.2 for the remainder of this article. The recorded information about this iteration is moderately limited compared to both previous and future Soysphere minecraft servers.

The second iteration had particular emphasis on creating Factions and having wars. It employed the use of the Slimefun 4 plugin, the Dynamap plugin and a number of custom item recipes centering around objects in Sharty Culture.

The specifc inclusion of the dynamap plugin was considered by many, if not all players aware of its features, to have significantly aided in the decline of Soycraft 2 as a whole. This was attributed to the plugin allowing for bases to be easily located and providing griefers with other additional information. This proved to be fatal despite chunk claim mechanics being included in the faction plugins that were used in both iterations.

Slvt4BIBISI Wars

Since the server had opened, the faction Slvt4Bibisi Fanclub had declared war on every faction of significant size on the server and had been hunting down its members at their bases and killing them for loot, and even going as far as Hyperborea at 10,000 blocks North. Particularly, they had targeted Agartha and its leader stampylongnose. On July 30, 2024 stampy called all of his allies who were willing from factions including TheChuddianFront, TheWizardFederation, and many other factions to his base to lead a raid against Slvt4Bibisi Fanclub and its leader at their base in the nether.

Approximately 20 or so chuds showed up to aid. They traveled nearly 2,000 blocks by foot, took multiple screenshots, and landclaimed around the nether portal leading to Slvt Stronghold and generally shit up the local area with netherrack. Eventually, stampy called for someone to enter the portal naked to check if it had been blocked, so that they may begin the siege elsewhere if so. Once the greenlight was given, the entire army rushed into the portal and was immediately slaughtered because ManinoffLover had claimed it wasnt blocked. He was right in this actually, as it was blocked off only after he had died. Meaning they had either forgotten to trap the portal initially, or were anticipating a bait to check the trap. Much seething was done, many enchanted items were lost, and this is generally considered the worst failraid ever.

The end of Slvt4BIBISI started when SlvtJohnson, in his infinite wisdom, ended up accidentally inviting Pat - a member of Agartha, one of their sworn enemies - to his faction. Unbeknownst to Slvt, invites do not expire. Pat went on to type /f join Slvt4Bibisi Fanclub, which allowed him full reign over the faction's claims. Pat griefed all of their chests, broke their ender chest, took down their victory banners (they kept shields and banners of the other factions they raided), and stole their rare tranny music discs amongst another damages which were inflicted.

A celebration was held after slvt got on and found out about the raid in the form of a meet up at Agartha, where a 10x10 hanging slvtjak could be found on top of their main base. Screenshots were taken. Having lost everything that wasn't in his inventory or secretly stashed away, Slvt and his bvll magicgoy fell largely silent, with the latter dying over and over again in spawn. This decreased their power to the point where portions of their base could be claimed, and one of their spires were stolen.

Soycraft 2.2, The Second Reset

Soycraft 2.1 lasted until approximately August 29 - 31, after Quote decided to reset the server in its entirety.

On August 2, 2024, only 5 days after the server had opened, Mist announced that xhe would be going on vacation, leaving the server effectively unmoderated. Griefers, particularly a player called Sonoro, a later confirmed homosexual pedophile, quickly seized the opportunity to wither and lavacast almost every significant base while everyone was asleep, causing massive seethe and player counts dropping by roughly 70%. One player is alleged to have acked himself over this. Sonoro, and his faction mate noahmusic2009, would remain as a nomadic raiding and griefing unit, usually referred to as "Admin", who seemingly no other faction could defend against or beat, mainly due to their tactics, aside a few survivors in remote, unclaimed bunkers who successfully hid from them.

On August 29, 2024, a player called SpliceDivision, a returning player from Soycraft 1, joined the server under Sonoro and noah's accounts, allegedly after hearing about what they'd been doing, and murdered them both. This was apparently done via exploiting the login and combat-log plugins, which wiped their inventories in the process, and sent Sonoro back to the stone age; potentially erasing weeks of grinding after his special armor and gear were pillaged and handed out among players, by SpliceDivision, after he was killed.

Sonoro then began repeating this process to other players, after figuring it out, in a fit of clitty-leakage. Shorty after this, player ytmug joined under Sonoro's account and was able to login by session, because the authentication plugins were apparently that bad, and wiped Sonoro's ender chest contents. The combined efforts of these events marked the end of Soycraft 2.1, and eventually lead to a whole server wide reset with a new map being used.

After the server was temporarily closed and wiped, a thread was made welcoming suggestions for what plugins the new server should have. Among the successful suggestions were the Terra plugin, a terrain generation plugin, and, later on, the McMMo plugin.

Early Soycraft 2.2

The new World Spawn was located on a beach peninsula, and the only recorded, notable thing to occur during this very early period was Quote personally frequenting the server to babysit 'crafters.

As time progressed, Spawn received noteworthy build additions, such as a large Colosseum, a temple to Wind, a functioning Casino hosting a Blackjack machine, a McDonald's and White Castle replica duo, a Cinema Complex and a cosmetic factory imported from the pre-reset server.

Many Soyteens are recorded as having traveled to the End dimension quickly, whereupon it was revealed the dimension would prove difficult to traverse due the terra plugin, but it also having been regarded as aesthetically pleasing to many, due to the number of unique biomes.

A player called Pat is recorded as having killed the Ender Dragon and taking possession of the Dragon Egg ; the egg would allegedly change hands several times during the later eras of Soycraft 2.2.

On an unrecorded day in this early period, someone joined the server under DOLL's premium minecraft account, that was used on Soycraft 1, and successfully LARPed as the former Admin for approximately one hour. During this time, the imposter was allegedly able to uncover the identities of multiple sharty jannies who were secretly playing on the server. This strange ordeal is said to have ended with many soyteens being confused.

Following this, a new Janny called Wind, as well as a new Admin, Quote, who was then the site-wide developer after Ronald had stood down, were introduced to the server. One of Wind's first actions was using world edit to create a large, hollow glass pyramid directly above spawn. He would later spawn several mobs in the surrounding area, and create his own zoo. Wind was recorded as being well-received, and is still remembered fondly by 'crafters to this day. His alleged Chechen nationality, and hiatus, had led some to worry for his well being during the Russo-Ukraine conflict.

The server is recorded as having reached full disc capacity at least twice during this early era. This resulted in logins being reset, as the server was cracked, and people logging into others' accounts to erase their progress.

A janny faction called Government was made, and was Wind's idea to deter nusoicrafters from griefing spawn, as Government claimed most of the spawn area.

A faction called Cuckthage, founded by a player called Butnuster445, was recorded as being able to cause considerable, inexplicable seethe from members of the Yotsoybaan Volkstaat, a rebranded faction from the pre-reset server, apparently for existing, and to the entertainment of many players.

A player called Quantumium claimed a single chunk near the world spawn, and populated it with compact redstone farms. This area was called "The Pit", after being dug out. This player was later befriended by "dad", who inducted him into The Parental Council, later rebranded as Alto.

Two players called dubs and Lidus, froot-era sharty Jannies who made cameos in the frootcord leaks, continue to work on their settlement adjacent to spawn, called the Outer Soyschelles, whose name was a homage to the Metal Gear Franchise, and is one of three recorded factions on Soycraft 2.2 to have had a namesake after this piece of media.

A faction called Woluntas begins construction on re-creating the Chudway, a beloved minecart system from Soycraft 1, only for their progress to be repeatedly griefed by various players, and in particular a player called Saikonini from the Yotsoyban Volkstaat group.

What ensued was a period of relative peace that held on for almost a month, as the three largest factions Abstain, Aeterna Agartha and /qa/triots were friendly to each other. During this same period, a player called rockthrow would repeatedly spam /craft/ with Sonoro's chat logs, in which the latter was shown to have made multiple homosexual and pedophilic statements . It's recorded that Mist was noticeably hesitant to ban this specific player, but later confessed to having potentially not acted soon enough in a VC thread.

Sonoro would later convince Quote to reset rockthrow's account password by pretending to be him on the IRC, and by posting pictures of himself wearing rockthrow's skin in a singleplayer world as "proof" it was the real him. This somehow worked, and Quote reset rockthrow's account credentials, leading to Sonoro, who was then actively ban evading on an alt called Poison, as later confirmed by Wind, logging in.

Sonoro is then alleged, according to Wind and Quote after an investigation, to have posted real CSAM images, in the form of maparts, on rockthrow's account. This situation would, however, prove to become more retarded with every step, as Wind would later state that Sonoro did not change his IP when switching from accounts, and was thus caught after Quote datamined the server logs.

This series of disturbing events led rockthrow to depart from the server, and he was not seen again for the remainder of Soycraft 2.2.

The First Soycraft Presidential Election

On August 25, 2024, Mist announced a thread for 'crafters to submit campaigns for becoming the Soycraft President. The first eleciton had seven recorded campaigners. Below is a summary of their submissions in alphabetical order:

• antidemocracy: A pseudonym used by an unknown player who had no listed Faction or running Party, and whose agenda was Feudalism.

• BaconLover07: Campaigning on behalf of Abstain and whose Party was the Infrastructure Union. His agenda was to make Spawn great again.
• FrogBVLL: Campaigning for Aeterna Agartha and whose Party was Windist-aligned, called Storm Front. His agenda was build-focused and overseeing the imprisonment of the Chudway griefers.
• forgotmypassword: Campaigning for Abstain, whose Party was the Swastika-Shangri-La Soyciety. His agenda was Tech innovation.
• Sprite1488: Representing Woluntas and whose Party was the Fourth Reich's Infastructure Worker's Union. His agenda was a Fascist approach while expressing interest in the expansion and development of the Chudway.
• Usnutt: Representing no listed Faction and whose Party was the Anarcho-Fascist Party of Chudlandia. His agenda/ideaology was Fascism.
• 14Nate_Higgers88 (Impersonator): Representing TND, whose Party was the "Nigger Killers" and agenda was TND to the suprise of no-one.

FrogBVLL won the first election by an unrecorded margin. It's recorded that someone used the name Butnuster445 to submit a campaign, but this was belived to be satirical due to the proposed agenda repeatedly advocating for widespread homosexual pedophilia.

A wall was erected around Spawn to deter nusois after a sharty-related tiktok account posted an advertisment about the server.

ScientoloJu's Raids

ScientoloJu, a well-known Soysphere namefag, is remembered as having griefed several prominent bases and recording the events.

Three examples of this are the AryanNations grief, the Coaling Station Grief and the Siberia grief.

AryanNations was the name of a faction owned by a player called Ryziphobia, who left the server after his base was griefed by the-then League of Gentiles faction, later to be known as Andria, of which 'Ju was the leader.

The Coaling Station was located in a Jungle, and was discovered to have been in possession of illegal items, spawned with creative, after the Faction owner was briefly given creative mode by Wind; among the illegl items were Warden spawn eggs, which will be relevant further into this article.

Siberia was a leftypol themed faction originally located near spawn. Some time after this grief, their destroyed base was repaired, and refurbished, by a player called longboarder241, who made a video about the restoration. This video can be found below, along with re uploads of 'Ju's raids courtesy of joss1115 :

https://rumble.com/v6rwdoz-siberia-hvborea-restored-soycraft.html (longboarder241's Restoration of Siberia)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpcanu0VvYg (Coaling Station Raid)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzfRNfwOw0o (AryanNations Raid feat. Sinai)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnVEdeVCxnA (Siberia Raid + Misc)

A Neutrality system was introduced for factions. Placing "(NEUTRAL" within a faction's name would allow for grief rollbacks but prevent a faction from griefing.

After the final raid, ScientoloJu and his buddies Sinai and luagunsx launched an assault on spawn, complete with Wardens, being spawned from the eggs obstained from The Coaling Station, and withers. Wind was on-site to halt the pandemonium, and banned 'Ju the next day, before he was unbanned.

Notable Faction/Nomad Bases

• The original Abstain Faction is recorded as having a base millions of blocks away from spawn, where they had a large frigate ship in a dockyard and a small port town built by CHUD, a Soycraft 1 janny and gifted builder. Nearby in the ocean, they had a mob farm and a raid farm. rockthrow is recorded as having a brewery in the subterranean area, and BaconLover07 had an AFK fishing hut. They would later let Usnutt join and live in a hut outside, which was made of watermelons. The second iteration of Abstain, which will be discussed further on, had two bases. The first was located in a Jungle North of Spawn, this particular Jungle likely took direct visual inspiration from the Zhangjiajie National Forest Park in China, as the two locations were near identical. Their second base was located within an Obsidian Cube under the Ocean near spawn.

• Aeterna Agartha was renown for having many builders in both Soycraft 2.1 and 2.2. Post-reset, their base was located along a river in a Taiga biome, approximately 50k from spawn, and was host to many decorative buildings. They had an underground complex in which there was a medium-sized basement. This basement will be of particular significance later. They also had a Castle on a hill, and a vegetative pet Ghast, spawned by Wind in a special enclosure, called Retard. Most of their cosmetic buildings are attributed to a player called Consti2004, who was a player on Soycraft 1 with a track record of high-quality builds.

• /qa/triots would change bases a few times post-reset. With their most notable base being located underneath an active Volcano caldera close to spawn. This base had several floors, mostly built by Farmer11_N, with a primary focus on advancing Slimefun technology. Players Kubleson and SpliceDivision are recorded as working tirelessly in unison to make /qa/triots the most technologically advanced faction, and who employed both Slimefun and redstone contraptions to meet this end. Their machine room is reported to have had four Nuclear reactors, which was a power source means within the Slimefun Plugin. They're also recorded as having a secluded wither-proof cage, in which several pet withers were held and named various soy-related phrases in Russian and Chinese by SpliceDivision. A very large storage chamber was made under their base, once again designed at built by Farmer11_N, called called the Vault.
• The previously mentioned Siberia faction had two recorded bases on Soycraft 2. After their first base was destroyed by ScientoloJu, they relocated westward and settled in a large cave system beneath the ocean. This cave complex was considerably large, and was host to several communist-themed builds. They had a pharmacy, a library and a Sauna which allegedly contained questionable images of Aluyna, the lefty-pol mascot. This base was once attacked by Vinluv, who would have likely killed everyone if it weren't for Farmer11_N saving the Siberians, who built a statue in his honor within the complex after Vinluv was defeated and repelled.
• Alto is recorded as having based in notably modern and technologically advanced base, in similar fashion to the /qa/triots, beneath an active Volcano Caldera. This base was sought out to be found by many 'crafters toward the end of the server, but was never discovered. They had an elevator connecting all floors of the base, and the complex can be interpreted as being a direct upgrade from the /qa/triot Volcano base, with Alto having dedicated floors to processes and tasks. They would later recruit fingerbugs and SpliceDivision.
• Epstein Island was a one-man faction led by a player who was unsurprisingly called JefferyEpstein. His base was located on and island south of spawn, and would understandably draw negative attention from several players, despite the player being recorded as notably charitable and kind. A mock Epstien was temple was constructed near the island, and was reportedly, and unsurprisingly griefed multiple times. A large lighthouse was later built on the same island, where JefferyEpstein is later recorded as having lived with his army of pet wolves.
• The Yotsoybaan Volkstat reportedly had two significant bases in Soycraft 2.2's history ; an overworld base, which was later griefed by rockthrow after Saikonini claimed to have leaked the coordinates, and a base in the End dimension. This latter base was located within an asteroid field, a terra biome, and was styled as a tower with multiple floors. This End base would later be overtaken by Donald Trump, the real one, in the owner's abscence, leading some to refer to it as Trump Tower. This incident caused, as expected, seethe from totalqadeath, who was the leader of the Volkstaat.
• Andria, formerly the League of Gentiles, are recorded as having multiple bases. The most significant of which being a repurposed village base within a Taiga biome. This location would later be subject to witherspam after a certain incident, which will be discussed later in this article, occured.
• SpliceDivision is recorded as having had a private base located within a Nebula Galaxy, in the End, and later turned into a nightclub. This specific base is also recorded as having been purposefully designed to avoid known dynamap features that could potentially locate it. Most notably, proportedly being camoflauged from 2D and 3D observations using detailed fake walls. This seemed to have worked, as it is not recorded as ever being found by griefers. This same base allegedly had a Nuclear reactor, and was self sufficient. The player dad is said to have used this base as the inspiration for one of his builds in Soycraft 3, which was a steam ship, located in the End, that served as his base. fingerbugs apparently spent time here making a villager setup.
• ScalyHQ is a name often given to baritone's personal bases on Soycraft iterations. The ScalyHQ to appear on Soycraft 2.2 was hidden from the dynamap, and contained several slimefun contraptions. Similar to Splice's base, it was never found due to sufficient OPSEC. And, it allegedly contained less Scalie smut compared to his previous bases.
• Sneedtown was the name given to the restored Siberia base, undertaken by longboarder241. It was mostly located under the Ocean south of spawn, and adjacent to an Iceberg biome. It consisted of having a large staircase to bedrock, and several smaller, personal rooms.
• Hibristelle Castle was the residence of a player called jester_kvlt, and was located within an Autumnal Terra Biome, largely, and often, considered one of the most appealing overworld biomes. The events surrounding this Castle will be discussed later in this article, but it is recorded as being a schematic to the dismay of several players, who were proportedly in awe of its beauty and choice of location.
• Usnutt had an oil rig base to the South-West of spawn in the Ocean.

PSG Raid

On an unrecorded day in September, 2024, a player called Zwei is recorded as having randomly assaulted SpliceDivision, then a member of /qa/triots, at spawn, before proceeding to be killed due to his poor gear. He would continue to present a hostile and trigger-happy toward every player he encountered thereafter.

Zwei began using Uranium, an item in Slimefun that would kill the holder if a special suit wasn't worn, as a means to kill players around spawn, and would flee into a spawn protected zone if they tried to retaliate. The /qa/triots, specifically Farmer11_N, who had come to SpliceDivision's aide when he was being repeatedly pestered by Zwei, grew tired of this behavior and began a campaign to travel to Zwei's faction's, PSG, base which was approximately 400k from spawn.

Ronald, while temporarliy overseeing the server at launch, is recorded as having disabled the nether roof on this iteration of Soycraft.

fingerbugs and Farmer11_N worked together to tunnel to the PSG base, which was discovered to be a subterranean obsidian cube. Upon arriving, a period of reconaissance and psychological warfare began. With a notable example of the latter being Farmer11_N sneaking into the cube and placing anvil-named items into Zwei's Slimefun enchantment setup, reading "You're done for, faggot."

A few days are recorded as having passed before an assault was slowburned, and this prompted Zwei to begin filling the interior of his cube to prevent chorus fruit teleportation. The outside of the cube was covered in water to prevent explosive recoils. None of this would stop the /qa/triots from attempting to break in, and multiple ideas were put forward. Two notable methods employed to break into the cube were ChainSmoker100 using a fishing rod to slingshot TNT into a portal that would connect to Zwei's cube's interior, and SpliceDivision programming a Slimefun Android to breach the walls and destroy the interior systematically from afar before looping back. Chain's method proved hard to spawn a portal in the correct position, and Splice's Android script broke when it encountered water despite being able to break obsidian.

The cube was ultimately breached, and the interior repeatedly raped with TNT before Mist decided to roll it back, twice, despite /qa/ being at war with PSG, as war allowed for griefing. The base was finally destroyed for the last time and the event deemed a /qa/triot win.

Zwei would later retaliate by travelling to the /qa/triot Volcano base and spawn a wither underground, which didn't prove to be a threat and wandered off.

The 8-hour War Part 1

In early September, 2024, abstain member ytmug's manifesto was circulating amongst the soyteen population, in which he criticized the server management, the widespread pacifism, aswell as a general spiritual decline, ending it by announcing attacks against the other factions, and in which he also claimed the events of Soycraft 2 were the result of Mist's heinous schemes and not xer profound mental retardation.

Factions soon began to prepare defensive measures. The peace was finally broken on an undetermined day in early September , 2024, when members of Abstain bombed the Agarthans in a dastardly attack, also accidentally revealing that the Agarthans had been duping items and storing them in a basement.

After this discovery, the base is believed to have been restored and investigated by Quote personally after Wind put in a referal. With the former resorting to manually remove the shulkers in which the duped loot was held, but it would prove that he did not remove everything, as there were shulkers spotted under the floor boards.

What ensued was a race to reach Agartha and break into the basement to steal the remaining loot. Two members of Abstain and /qa/triots respectively were recorded as being present for this and working in unison to breach the basement by setting up TNT cannons from a parallel point of entry outside Agartha's claims, which were reportedly unable to be overridden for the raid.

It's recorded that in this basement was radioactive slimefun material, and that it killed the heisters a few times.

The end of this encounter apparently saw ytmug and SpliceDivision dismantle the Agarthan GPS Satelitte, a Slimefun item allowing for increased teleporter matrice speeds, directly above the site.

The 8-hour War Part 2

A few hours after the Agarthan raid had ended, and the majority of players had gone to sleep, a sleeper account in abstain was allegedly activated, and the infiltrator succesfully stole abstain's portion of the loot taken from Agartha.

It is recorded that by the time this had been noticed by ytmug, the culprit had fled.

A few hours later on the same day, the infiltrator allegedly teleported the /qa/triots to the abstain base and the largest recorded winraid in Soycraft 2 was conducted. Abstain in its entirety was griefed, and BaconLover07, who was AFK fishing on-site, was killed in his sleep.

This raid is considered especially noteworthy considering the base's distance from spawn, Abstain's infamy and until now having never been succesfully griefed by another group.

The raid was considered by many to be a gem, as Abstain had raided and griefed many in the past who held them in contempt, and somewhat enigmatic.

Two recordings of the Raid, one of which is a reupload, are available below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xROdZJgvXDM (Reupload courtesy of joss1115)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQSm7QDmhkw (Original Raid Video)

The perpatrators of the raid were Farmer11_N, fingerbugs and a random player who was suspected to be the infiltrator on an alt.

This event was the last major, organic event to emerge from Soycraft 2 as a whole. And the truth behind the Abstain raid remained publically unsolved for a long period of time, with ytmug repeatedly claiming it had happened because someone had hacked an account in order to reach the remote, claimed base without leaving a chunk trail on the dynamap.

It remains uncertain what happened to the Agartha hoarde, and the infiltrator was never publically apprehended despite Janny investigation.

Abstain disbanded after the raid, and their de facto leader went rogue and made a faction called Wagner PMC. He then tried to raid Andria with withers and then died to his own spam, with no way to teleport back ot his gear. In a last attempt, ytmug ambushed /qa/triot Farmer11_N at spawn and lost the ensuing fight, causing him to announce his permanent departure from the server.

Slow Death

The server saw a gradual decrease in players following the infamous 8-hour war. During this period of decline, several smaller projects were undertaken, and primarily at spawn. Farmer11_N constructs a cinema at spawn, called the /q/ino, and 'teens gather to watch The Lawnmower Man.

During this period, a player called Noot2011 was banned for lavacasting spawn in protest of the server's administration. He, would go on to continue messing with the admin team in numerous ways, such a duping a large quantity of netherite blocks and creating psychological games with players and the Janny team. He is later recorded to have made a particularly effective lag machine using armour stands, and was banned site-wide by Smith who unsurprisingly left him with a custom ban message.

Abstain Revival

On an unrecorded day in mid September, 2024, players addictedtogamble and forgotmypassword, both Soycraft 1 players, revived Abstain. They relocated to a Jungle to the North of spawn, this base was destroyed after they invited a griefer. They relocated to an underwater Obsidian cube in the ocean near spawn, in which a Nuclear reactor was setup and whose geometry accounted for ambitious future projects. The base was sealed from the outside by waterlock chamber.

On and unrecorded day in September, a symposium was held by addictedtogamble within the cube. Player dad is recorded as having trolled gamble during this by removing the Nuclear coolant within his reactor while gamble was talking to others, which resulted in the reactor exploding during the symposium.

This new base was apparently designed to prevent physical intrustions after their last base's demise, but was ultimately proven insufficient after Abstain was infiltrated again and their loot was stolen, with the blame being pinned on two russians whose faction chat logs were deemed proof-worthy of the enigmatic crime. Coreprotect logs did not apparently show anything suspiscious within the cube in the suspected time the crime had occured. The case was closed, but confusion remained apparent, with the two russians repeatedly denying having committed the crime, and whose chat logs were only somewhat relevant to what addictedtogamble was accusing them of.

Mist did not restore the base, despite addictedtogamble having the grounds for a reroll. Following this, both he and forgotmypassword quit Soycraft 2. A player called Slimeb0at is recorded as later discovering the base and expressing awe at the entrance contraption being made out of ancient debris.

The Second Soycraft Presidential Election

Following this period of decline, the second Soycraft Presidential Election is announced on September 15, 2025 by Mist.

The second election saw nine campaigners, with FrogBVLL not recorded as having ran for re-election. Below is a summary of their capaigns in alphabetical order:

• antidemocracy: No listed faction or party, same agenda as the last time with the additional promise he would reveal himself should he win
• ChainSmoker100: Representing the /qa/triots with no listed party. His Ideology was Liberalism.
• DogeFan5: Representing Woluntas and whose Party was the Maria Regina Party. His ideology was Fascism, and his agenda being "if you elect me as president i will build a Catholic cathedral that is bigger and better than the wind moloch abortion temple, builds farms at spawn like a iron farm, sugarcane farm, gunpowder farm, etc, upgrade the simefun factory at spawn, better fund the chudway and fund global terrorism"
• forgotmypassword: Representing NuAbstain before he left the server, and whose Party was the Shangri-La society. He's recorded as having gone mad and began claiming he would give players god armor if he won.
• Macraf1029282: Representing Macraf, and whose Party was "People's Liberal and freedom." His ideaology was economy-focused, with his agenda being "(restriction, no transgender)"."
• raisin: Representing Orchard and whose Party was the Wine Ideologists of Italy, his agenda was "Grand orchard with free wine, vodka and beer for all."
• ScientoloJu: Representing Andria, AKA The League of Gentiles/Nu-Jalebate City. His Party was Ju-daism, and his Ideology was le stefan molyneux anarcho-capitalism.
• THEWISECRACK: No faction listed, and whose Party was Lighter Dark Pink Purleish Dollism. His agenda was "do what people agree on or however the server is improved"
• Usnutt: Representing Outer Heaven, and whose Party was once again the Anarcho-Fascist party of Chudlandia. His Ideology was Anarcho-Fascism.

ScientoloJu won the election by a margin of five percent, or one vote. ChainSmoker100 came second, to the dismay of several players. Noot2011, fingerbugs and epicthrembo all received one vote despite not participating.

/qa/triot Mutany

FarmerN_11, fingerbugs and SpliceDivision abandon /qa/triots after disatisfaction with leadership. dad and Quantumium, having been recently left factionless after Noot2011's ban and joining /qa/triots, follow in their steps. With the former group forming the new /qa/rchitects, later rebranded as /qa/lanteans. They're recorded as having based within a large floating island made by FarmerN_11 at coordinates 1.488m 1.488m. This base was a revamp of a Mineplex Server Spawn from 2019, and it was never found in the server's lifespan. And the latter group of dad and Quantumium reformed Alto at their base.

Gladiator Tournament

On October 11, 2024, Mist announced a Gladiator tournament would be held in the spawn Colosseum, built by dubs, on October 20. Usnutt won first place, and was awarded a special sword that was briefly stolen by Aeterna Agartha member Benk300. fingerbugs won second place, receiving a Gladiator name tag.

Hibristelle Castle

On an unrecorded day in late October, 2024, dad and SpliceDivision are recorded to have travelled to an abandoned Castle located far away from Spawn. While there, they allegedly discovered maparts, within the Castle Keep, that were connected to the Order of Nine Angels. It's also recorded that the end of this adventure saw both players agree to forget the specifics of what had been discovered, due to it apparently being extremely disturbing. The Castellan, jester_kvlt, had long since abandoned the Castle grounds. This Castle later became the residence of a forgotten player, after SpliceDivision claimed to have teleported him there despite warning him of the mapart history.

Third Janitor

On an unrecorded day in November, 2024, Mist would introduce Swede, A.K.A. BBQ, future-former manager of the Sharty, to the 'craft Janny team. He is not recorded as having done much other than hysterically laugh about SpliceDivision blowing up a Schlog-related faction's gunpowder farm, talk about the anti-cheat configuration with players and going AFK in dubs' Colosseum at Spawn.

End Times of Soycraft 2

A faction called Alto, formerly The Parental Council, continued to operate on the server during this period. They allegedly had a remote headquarters, which was never found despite attempts to locate it from players like ScientoloJu.

On an unrecorded day in December, Quantumium, of Alto, accepts a /qa/triot faction invite and locates their stash in the End, after teleporting to their faction home. He records the raid he carried out with the rest of Alto, before it was uploaded to the 'tube but has since been lost to time.

baritone

baritone appeared in the final weeks of Soycraft 2.2 on an alt. He was quickly identified due to his eccentric mannerisms, and showed a particular interest in the Slimefun plugin. He would continue to play the server for approximately two months, and made two bases. One of which he dubbed as ScalyHQ, the same name as his base from Soycraft 1. It was recorded as being sufficiently hidden from griefers, and having a Nuclear reactor.

Spas' return

Spas, a 'crafter from Soycraft 1, rejoins the 'craft and establishes a town located on a desert penninsula. baritone and SpliceDivision reportedly worked together to rebuild Spas' inn, a prominent hang-out spot on the first Soycraft, as a surpise. With Spas recorded as having been disappointed that it did not contain some signature african mud in one room, but was nonetheless pleased.

Soycraft 2 Ends

On an unspecified day in late December, 2024, the 'crafters gather for a fireworks display located near the Sneed's Feed and Seed store at spawn to celebrate new years. This event marks the end of noteworthy, recorded events on the second Soycraft iteration before it was closed down in early 2025 on an unknown date after being left to rot for several months; receiving a similar death as its predecessor.

The Third Reset

The Seed: -1575941947677094636

Jannies: tenor, air, Sludge, SneedPost, Bass, Stone, Soprano, DarkMagician, AsteroidAce5430

The Server allowed connections from 1.20.6 and 1.21.6. It was cracked, ran off paper and made use of many plugins. Its difficulty was set to hard in the overworld and easy in the End and Nether. The Terra plugin was enabled only for the End.

The Beginning

In early June 2025, Soycraft was announced to return on July 1, 2025, which was announced by Quote.

An early screenshot of the third reset's spawn.

tenor, primary admin of Soycraft 3.

'teens await the Dragon fight on July 7th.

Three weeks before the server launched a discussion thread was made on the /craft/ board, amassing over 900 replies.

In this same thread a retarded 'teen confessed to exposing the server IP to a Discord server-seeking bot "on accident" via his friends, resulting the server being bruteforced.

On the server’s launch day, several players speedran the game to find end portals. The end dimension was sealed by tenor and the dragon fight was scheduled to occur on the July 7, giving players a week to prepare.

The building of Auschwitz and several small towns begins. A hotel is made for new players and “Archivist” begins work on a nether highway. Work on the Kosher Spawn Tunnels is started by JakovKerum, AKA Quoranigger33. Player saucyspitoon griefs a tranny flag by spawn.

Spawn at night during mid-Soycraft 3.

Two autists called PostFrootEra and Jartycuck engaged in a spam-off that resulted in the banning of VPNs after repeated ban evasion. The former lavacasted the entirety of spawn during this. With each spamming “all fucking niggers must fucking hang” and “GET JARTYCUCKED!” ad nauseum.

A week later, players gathered to enter end portals. The highlight of this waiting period was tenor failing to construct a basic working end portal at the world spawn, prompting ‘crafters to doubt his competency even more. The dimension was opened and players were greeted with dozens of Wardens upon entry. During the dragon fight, the server saw a peak playercount of ~80 players, and a maximum and consistent, TPS of ~2-7.

The server was consecutively restarted, during and leading up to the fight, to accommodate for the exceptionally high traffic.

'crafters get wasted.

Bass' pet, Big Floyd.

The killing blow was landed by COR3NO and the egg was captured by sipwock. Some players fly-hacked out to end cities to claim elytras while the fight was happening. Those retarded enough to trigger the achievements, revealing what they were doing, were temp-banned.

The Glass Wall Era

The Mapart wall before it was removed.

After the dragon was defeated, the server saw a gradual decrease in its player count. In the days leading up to the fight, player magicgoy constructed a wall around the spawn area. This wall was eventually overtaken by tenor, who transformed it into a massive rectangular glass prism. The interior was later used to display maparts at the base.

A thread was made on /craft/ for mapart submissions for tenor to place within the spawn-protected mapart exhibit.

Around this time, a plugin which disabled almost all forms of griefing, even liquid flow mechanics, was added preventing the ability to respawn the dragon via end crystal. Though the dragon is recorded as having been respawned by heroinbrlan at least once before this happened. All of this courtesy of baritone, who was later de-opped and banned from the Soysphere under rule 6.

Two days after the dragon’s death, Farmer11_N hosted a Native American-themed alcohol party outside spawn. This was a gemmy time, and the end of this event marked the banning of a Pony Faction member wannabe, glutzer, after he leaked baritone’s base coords. The Oldfag faction base is exposed for the 109^th time, forcing them to relocate, only to be found again, again.

After new players kept spawning on the prism's surface, the glass structure was eventually removed.

The Build Back Better Era

'teens awaiting a Court hearing.

squirreljak's OC protesting the banishment of his teammate.

A new A24-slowburn event was announced by tenor on /craft/ encouraging players to build things around the spawn in a competition to make the best build. During this period, tenor vanished from the server, a new Admin duo arrived and only a handful of builds were started, let alone completed. Mods Bass and Stone make their debut in tenor’s absence. The former by trolling baritone in his base with several maparts of Syd Barret and Roger Waters to the point of leakage, of which are still used, to this day, to make him sperg out on the 'cuck whenever he is spotted there.

Bass would show Stone how to edit NBT data, resulting in gems like large mobs often wandering the spawn. Two notable examples of this are the Big Floyd incident and the Big Cat incident.

The /kill @e Incident v.2

Some time after the Dragon had been dead, player ytmug is revealed to have been the person who transported the wardens to the end spawn. He used the same method to funnel wardens to spawn. A clueless tenor ran /kill @e without specifying /kill @e[type=minecraft:warden], resulting in another shoah. This event is reminiscent of the time baritone accidently ran /kill @e with an inverted case on Soycraft 1, which was the event which began Soycraft 1's cascade into oblivion.

Ballad of baritone

baritone — AKA Dinofucker, skibiditone and lizard rapist was a renowned, terminally online, severely autisitic, paranoid, scalie, Floridamutt, namefag and former Soycraft 1 janny that had, at some point in Soycraft 3's inception, been reinstated as a Mod and Dev. Xe did play Soycraft 2 but only at the very end under xer alt, mutt8844, and was not involved in moderation. Xe played Soycraft 3 on xis alt account called Diloskendovkah. This was likely for privacy reasons, even though xe kept xer hack client's AutoAchievementInsult macro on; instantly revealing who xe was.

ScalyHQ after being abandoned. The infamous mapart in view.

A shrunken Bass using a modified helmet to alter his size.

Stone visits a player's base.

Xis contributions to the Server include, and are limited to: adding miscellaneous plugin features from Soycraft 1, forcing the Terra plugin be added and applied to the End (evendoe it looked nice and was useful for materials), being repeatedly grilled by Bass, claiming to have fixed the simpledrugs plugin (Xe did indeed do this), messing with liquid flow mechanics to prevent lavacasts — without accounting for anything else that employed the use of liquid flow, occasionally rolling back griefs, telling higher ups to not upgrade the server version due to coreprotect version limitations, AFKing in the pissing hole at spawn, complaining about not being briefed on technicals from three years ago when he was made a janny, being in vanish 14 hours a day-everyday, accidently erasing the St. Chud Cathedral with CoreProtect (It was restored), frequently colliding with Pony Faction members, wearing an ender dragon head 24/7, writing the most messy code known to man, banning dozens of players for personal reasons™, refusing to help players after his arguments with jannies to prove a point — sometimes literal days after they occured, accidently courting kotcute and contracting t.gondii, banning ximself then unbanning ximself for attention, whining about tenor (Though, this one is justified) and being irreversibly mindbroken by a single mapart of Roger Waters, the Pink Floyd lyricist, to the point of being de-opped, banned from the server and the entire Soysphere.

Before xis termination, xe had banned ximself, and hinted at leaving, that many times that 'teens weren't sure if tenor was serious. All that remains of xis legacy are poorly optimized plugins, intangible java code blocks and xis unfinished, dragon-themed cave base, ScalyHQ, where the infamous Roger Waters mapart remained before mysteriously disappearing.

Some mourned xis loss, some were overjoyed, and others did not care. Later, some would say the admins shot themselves in the foot by firing xim, as it became an increasingly circulated notion that the then administration, and server, could not feasibly last without baritone despite xis incompetency and laziness. This was later proven wrong, as the server lasted many months after baritone's termination.

Experts agree xe will likely not return any time soon.

Thus concludes the ballad of baritone.

The Building Part

Notable builds constructed during this time period were the Trade Hall, the Nathaniel Ghast, the Never Goon Minion with an AK, the Skyscraper, the partial construction of the CIA HQ, the Arena and the Copper Soyjak Bust. squirreljak’s Arena won the build competition.

Bass hosted an impromptu build competition with the promise of unique rewards to contenders. Players were taken to a remote ocean platform and instructed to build a statue of Bass made of dirt. Awards given out for this were Vials of Bass’ piss, with first place winning a pair of boots, that made the wearer large, won by Fuel_Rod. Player ytmug attended this competition and built a devil caricature instead of Bass’ likeness, which was Squidward.

Player Sprite1488 opens “Chud and Son's” Brewery and proceeds to publish a recipe book for the brewery plugin. He posts in /craft/ threads later declaring he's working on 3D models for some of the brewery plugin's drinks as part of his custom resource pack.

Sprite builds the Fosgate bridge on the Southern highway from spawn, allowing the highway project to advance.

ytmug rebuilds the court house from Soycraft 1 so ‘teens can hold trials.

Mysterious statues of indian midgets begin appearing around spawn and private bases. They were revealed to be called "Guptas," and the builder's identity was tripfag !Winner/NIA (UID 290), after a player encountered the builder in action by chance.

Kotcute

tenor is murdered by 'crafters at spawn.

The Gupta statues at a player's base. They were once present at spawn before being demolished.

Another event during this time period was the partial construction and eventual demolishing of a museum outline at the spawn was built by kotcute, an infamous bipolar polack and No.1 baritone apologist. Xe is best remembered for xis emotional outbursts, xis building skills, xis crocodile tears and xis habit of attempting to suck up to notable players.

A small clean-up is undertaken at spawn by several players including baritone, Fuel_Rod, kotcute and SpliceDivision. Splice is banned for mass-griefing (evendoe he was unbanned later the same day), resulting in an estrogen-fueled, PMS-enduced, category thrembo tier clitty leak session by kotcute directed at jannies. Particularly Bass.

After provoking Jannies, and players, to the point of routine trolling and arguing, kotcute abandoned the museum project. Due to failing to uphold his transactional agreement to make a build at spawn, within a timeframe, a court session was scheduled but the trial itself was short-lived and underwhelming despite his infamy among ‘crafters. It lasted a few seconds, and hardly anyone attended it.

After kotcute’s ban, the museum structure remained before being demolished by players, and the project was overtaken by Lidus, who quit working on it in the space of one day. A series of abandoned projects on this plot has prompted some ‘teens to think the land is cursed.

Rabbi JakovKerum makes a sad departure from the server, leaving his memoir book in his Kosher tunnels.

tenor is assassinated by a revolutionary canon barrage, facing the spawn, during a brief period of rebellion, but is revived by kosher magic rituals.

The Faction Era

During the latter half of Soycraft 3’s early history, a Janny made a post on /craft/ advertising the ability to create official factions for players. Due to a minor amount of entry criteria, not many official factions were created; only 3 were ever made. Listed In order of their creation: The Order of Saint Chud, Jarthage and Niggartha.

Before this, there were a handful of unofficial factions. Among which were the Pony Faction, The Order of The Golden Imp and the “Oldfag Faction”, the Oldfag Faction being named that despite consisting of a newcrafter majority. They are best remembered as being subject to countless coordinate leaks and raids due to supreme retardation.

Kaetrianus' Castle faces another Shoah at the hands of 'teens.

The Pony Faction is remembered as having caused seethe by successfully baiting players in creative ways, for example editing a screenshot of coordinates in their base and pretending to leak it, and keeping their alleged base hidden despite multiple attempts to find it from different parties. Their first prototype base was found and griefed, but was abandoned for weeks by the time it was found. There was no public banner for them.

The Order of The Golden Imp was founded by Kaetrianus, a frequenter of /pol/ and local gegbull who previously jannied on Gold’s server, Soyworld, after whining for a position. Xe is a Brazilian Gaucho, and xis castle, near spawn, has been raped more times than Jarthage. After being repeatedly advised to move by SneedPost, and xis Castle destroyed countless times, Kae finally moved away. Before this, player Chaditz had claimed the Island for himself during Kae's absence, and ultimately lost control over it.

After a series of devastating raids on their primary base, in an ancient city near the spawn, the Oldfag Faction brached off into several player groups. This event marked the inception of the first official faction, The Order of Saint Chud, by SpliceDivision. The Oldfag Faction is not recorded as having decided on a banner despite making drafts.

Much later on, Kikewaffen, formerly known as Gemrusalem (not to be confused with the earthpol raid faction) was a faction created by geggeggy to house gempassers. Not much is known about it.

The Three Big Factions

In order of their creation, here is a summary of each major, official faction that emerged on the third reset of Soycraft.

Rearview of Saint Chud's Cathedral. Built by SpliceDivision.

The Order of Saint Chud

Headquarted on the remote island of Soyvalon, named after an island in Arthurian legend, hosting a large gothic Cathedral and the residences of its members. It consisted exclusively of players from Soycraft 1 and indirectly baritone, who lived in a nearby cave base, after requesting sanctuary from Splice, largely considered the successor to the previous ScalyHQ. heroinbrlan was briefly a member of this faction after admission by squirreljak during Splice’s absence; He was removed due to volatility concerns soon after. The Cathedral contains a library housing a banner collection and almost every book written, signed and unsigned, in Soycraft history. Despite the secrecy of the location, it has been visited by many people including Syd Barret from Pink Floyd. They later vassalized the Galicia Faction led by CobsonHWBAG, a Soycraft 1 player who's obsessed with villagers. Their banner insignia was a hybrid of a Fleur-de-lys and the Chi Rho symbol. Their faction colour was red.

Jarthage

Soon after the founding of St. Chud, another faction, Jarthage, was created by ButNuster445. Initially located on a mooshroom island, Jarthage members were restricted to building only with stone for decorative purposes. It’s recorded that an unknown player once built a cobblestone penis on the island, causing massive seethe from Jarthaginians whose reason for sperging out about it was it being built with the wrong type of stone. Their island hosted a smeltery, a crop building and four decorative pillars. This pillar display had been subject to ButNuster’s secret plan to corner heroinbrlan into hacking while someone recorded in an attempt to get him banned. This scheme was called Operation Hail Mary, and it was never successfully actualized.

Sacking(s) of Jarthage

Ruins of Jarthage after the final siege.

Jarthage was subject to many sackings and raids in its existence. The final raid was carried out by members of Niggartha, a newly created faction, with the help of Grok AI and others, and resulted in several dozen cobblestone penises being placed across the remains of a war-torn Jarthage. Niggarthans consecrated a tomb to Imam Trump in the newly-found holy city of Jartbala, built near where Jarthage once stood. Jarthage isn’t recorded as having a banner, their faction colour was green. Some would go on to blame the sacking on one user's actions, calling him a thief and an annoying retard.

Niggartha

Monument at Jarthage displaying key dates.

Ghost and the casino.

The youngest official faction, founded by HiImGhost. Originally the faction had 3 members, which also included COR3NO and Y0shi666. They’ve made noteworthy build contributions to spawn, including the ghetto. Ghost had been working on a casino at spawn before the ghetto was built, which went on to be unfinished. They later repeatedly flooded spawn, dubbed by the members of Niggartha as the "Eric Pape Flood Event". Niggartha’s recorded as having a banner styled after a BBC but it’s unknown if it was their official banner. Their faction colour was blue.

Other players applied for factions to be created but lacked sufficient criteria. Soon after Niggartha’s inception, a new faction plugin was added, allowing anyone to create their own faction.

heroinbrlan is charged and egged by 'teens at the Courthouse before being chased around spawn. He was 'nished soon after.

The Tyranny Era

Throughout Soycraft 3, a player named heroinbrlan had raided and killed many randoms and newfags who never stood a chance due to his gear, hacks and tactics. This behaviour was mostly ignored until kotcute was banned, and the server’s thirst for a new villain became increasingly apparent.

Offensive Measures

Player ytmug, being aware of the volatility of this player, began creating Anti-heroin "rape kits" and distributing them to players. They contained gear, weapons and other material means to assault, if not defend against, heroin. Some members of Jarthage, being often subject to heroin's wrath, were given kits too.

It is recorded that during this period, illegal items began circulating among 'crafters with the primary objective of killing heroin. The most notable example of illegal item circulation was that of the God Crossbows, which had every maxxed enchantment in the game applied. The exact origin of these crossbows is unknown but it's rumoured a janny had created them, and they were left in a chest before being stolen by two selfish little fucks.

dad and heroinbrlan fight in the arena, the former on the condition he will receive the latter's armour on winning, the latter on the assurance his stolen items, pillaged from his stash by dad, Splice and ytmug, would be returned should he win. dad wins and heroin professes confusion over how many pieces of armour are owed, in an act that everyone sees through, before being forced to hand over his gear. heroin goes on to grief ytmug's farms after perceived mockery during these events. Splice maintains an inconspicuous involvement and goes unpunished. #NuremburgTrialNow #NoJusticeNoPeace

Trial of heroinbrlan

Many shit-flinging sessions ensued before heroin was scheduled for a court trial under accusations of mass griefing, murder and using a lag machine. Many attended this trial and most of it was recorded. heroin was banned for 3 weeks, but evaded anyway.

Player ytmug would later confess to being the one to deliberately lag the server in an attempt to frame heroin in his NuManifesto “Tyrannicide," which was placed on lecterns all over spawn when former made his departure from the server.

Being aware of the anti-griefing measures that were in place, some players decided to mess with the spawn in alternative ways, whether light-heartedly or maliciously. A common method was bamboo spam.

7000 Squids

Soon after heroin was banned, SneedPost is recorded as having accidently spawned thouands, 7000 is the reported number, of squids at ytmug's gold farm in an attempt to restore it from being griefed by heroin. Coreprotect rolls back entities and the gold farm is directly above an ocean monument. This resulted in the server crashing. heroin stated this was an act of Cthulu against the 'crafters for 'nishing him. A similar event allegedly occured when tenor was asked to restore it but it rerolled ~7k zombie pigmen. 7000 is the accepted reported number because, according to Sneedpost, and prior to these two incidents, Bass had intentionally spawned 7000 wolves at someone's base after griefing it so that it could not be reverted using coreprotect, but it was really because SneedPost is retarded and doesn't know how to use coreprotect. This led to Bass being temporarily demoted until SneedPost realized his mistake.

The Cherry Tree Incident

Cherry trees had begun to slowly appear around spawn toward the end of August. Soon after this inital noticing, they were spammed around the entirety of spawn. The original spam incident is suspected to have been done by ABOBIUS1337, before several repeat incidents occurred, though it was never officially confirmed by Snopes. He is suspected of this after being stalked and murdered by SpliceDivision, soon after the trees had been spammed, in the spawn ghetto, who checked his inventory to find stacks of bonemeal and cherry saplings before returning his tools.

ytmug would spam cherry trees in a similar fashion during, and at least twice before, his departure finale, along with dozens of playerheads of a ‘crafter called Tronikin, who was wearing a skin of one of the Ongezellig girls, Coco to be specific. Sprite1488 began an effort to remove the trees, while declaring Oak's superiority, before fighting ytmug and dying.

Frog With Glasses Incident

Jannies are recorded as spawning some large frogs, each referred to as Jager, close to the spawn around this time. The Jagers later died at the hands of ‘crafters, and one in particular is recorded as being caught in the crossfire of ytmug’s revolutionary cannons. Jannies began spawning normal frogs en masse which were corraled by Splice, by holding a piece of slime, before leading them to a pond. Stone would at some point spawn an undetermined amount of large cats, one of which was later found tamed and somewhat far from spawn before dying from the elements.

The Late Times

Oldfag Faction's Last Stand

The de facto Oldfag Faction base, yet again located in an ancient city, gets leaked for the 271,000 time thanks to Fragmaster_Tito, AKA Mr_Harvey_Lates, accidently posting a screenshot where the coordinates are visible. It was approximately 40k blocks out from spawn. What ensued was a small amount of pillaging and BaconLover07, a member of the Oldfag Faction, screaming at tenor for a rollback despite base pillaging being within the rules at the time. Usnutt, who was actively being hunted by ytmug for gypsying his wool, is revealed to be visiting the doxed base. This prompts ytmug to show up and attempt to spawntrap him, as Usnutt had a habit of combat logging. Usnutt quits out and his logout spot is encaged in an Obsidian cube, soon engulfed in lava. Later, ytmug imports three Elder Guardians, via portals, into the vicinity of the Obby cube. Usnutt escapes it some time later, likely using the /spawn command.

Sunday Fights

squirreljak's arena plays host to several noteworthy PVP tournaments, held on Sundays. It had been used for many unorganized tournaments, whether PVE or PVP, before this point.

Villager hall

The villager halls were an important centre of trade in the early days of the server. There were 2 halls, one smaller and further away from spawn, and another large one next to spawn. In previous incidents people had been banned for griefs on these halls. However, the smaller hall would later have all of its villagers mysteriously disappear, destroying a piece of public infrastructure on the server. The larger hall would be flooded out and almost entirely emptied of villagers in Niggartha's flooding campaigns. It is unknown who killed the villagers at the smaller hall.

Portuslav

'teens begin to speculate the likelihood of a previous 'crafter being none other than Portuslav himself. Science says the chance of this specific old 'crafter being Portuslav, though controversial, is high. Studies show this conversation was quickly memoryholed after Mossad caught wind. Experts agree that any and all claims should be directed to Snopes immediately, and that you will cease your investigation(s).

squirreljak created a successful wine business. WiggerBeata earns a reputation as the server’s go-to merchant. Soysphere namefag CobsonHWABAG returns to Soycraft and founds the Galicia Faction along the Southern Highway. ABOBIUS1337 builds a massive cobblestone penis near spawn. An embassy to NuChudlandia is made, repeatedly demolished and vandalized with 'cado maparts, at the spawn.

Aerial view of spawn after being flooded.

Spawn tornado.

An Irish KFC is opened by the Basque Separatist faction, ETA. An Opera house is built over the old museum but was never finished. Most of ytmug’s farms are destroyed by heroinbrlan in a fit of clitty leakage.

Niggartha floods spawn. Block spirals, at spawn, begin appearing while the server is abandoned. Most old players have quit despite claims of a heckin’ resurgence. Schools have reopened from their summer break; the server was down for some time and the board was briefly locked in favour of promoting the /ss/ board.

It's a common belief among 'crafters, new and old, that regardless of what happens, outside the server being closed, BaconLover07 will always be found obliviously Autofishing somewhere.

Revival

After the server being dead for 2 weeks, tenor decided to finally get himself out of the grave on September 6, and gem up the server by hosting events every single week, bumping the player count significantly (from around 8-10 to 20-25 during peak hours) and completely reviving the server.

Heroin Does it Again

On September 11, Heroinbrlan found and raided one of the largest active factions of the server, Kikewaffen a.k.a. Gemrusalem. Many israelis claim this was literally anuddah shoah. Xe even got permission from Stone. It is unknown what his motive was, but he allegedly found multiple double chests of explicit femquote images blame gillkoyim, that nigga loves femquote

The Build Battle

On September 13, a Build Battle event was hosted by tenor where players were given 24 hours to complete a build within a 18x18 area. The player "Fuel_Rod" got first place by building an accurate representation of the mod lucky, the player "squirreljak" got second place by building an impjak, and the player "RetrousseBat854" got third place by building a really long plier with several rooms.

Soyblock Survival Event

On the September 20, a skyblock event took place where everyone was teleported to an area that had several islands with chests that contained unobtainable items and other rewards, including gempasses. The player "dad" got a set with great enchantments, tenor's OP sword (for brutally raping him in the arena) and a fortune 4 pickaxe, and the players "sigmapulan" and "BaconLover07" got gempasses from the event.

Craftcon

'Craftcon '25

On the September 27, at approximately 9:30 PM UTC, tenor would host the 'Craftcon '25 event at the Opera House. Root, Broot and Mustard all joined the server, and would answer the questions of the host, and then the players themselves. Soysneed did not arrive to the event as was promised, and Mustard left after answering exactly 0 questions like a Selfish Little Fuck. Both Broot and Root signed books and eventually a grand celebratory party with free drinks was held in a specially made mansion.

New Spawn

After the conclusion of the Romans vs Barbarians event, the nuspawn was decided by Baconlover07 for winning the event.

A few buildings by very talented builders at nuspawn were built (evendoe they're all schematics)

Natives vs Puritans

On October 25, there was an event with 2 sides : The Natives, and the Puritans. If the puritans would hold out for 30 minutes, they'd win. If the natives managed to kill all the puritans, then they would be victorious.

In the end, both sides won. This resulted in a drop party by Tenor at nuspawn. Many items were given, such as: Shulkers with gear from the event, Sharpness 7 books, Labubu helmets, Chestplates that made you larger, Diamond hoes that gave you 10+ block range reach.

On the same day, during the event in the vc of 'craft a new slang was made "DOCTOLOCOCOS"

Build Back Better 2

Due to the spawn being moved after the Romans vs Barbarians event, a second Build back better was annouced where tenor would supply 'craftas with any materials they wished for except ore blocks. The winning faction would have their portrait placed at spawn, and would also receive a great sword with special enchants.

The player Ungern would win the first place receiving a crown, a set of special god armor, and also the 2nd place rewards. his faction would be declared The most aryanic faction of Soycraft III.

Second place was given to Gigaglaus who was awarded 10 spawners, 10 spawn eggs, and a special god item that gives the player more reach. Third place was given to Farmer11_N award only 3 spawners, 3 eggs, and the reach god item, Fourth place was given to Brapnation who was awarded with only the reach god item.

Server updates to 1.21.6

On November 11, Tenor would update the server after removing baritone's plugin(s) and buying something to run the server on. It got all of the 1.21.6 features, as well as guns that changed the meta forever. Tenor also added Structures and new enchants.

DNB Era

In this era, tenor got busy and couldn't do the hunger games event he had promised, as a result from the lack of events. The server went on a decline after this due to nothing happening and it mostly being Nusois.

Horny Tenor

Spawn 3

BaconLover07 requested that the spawn be moved, again, to a Mountain far away from original spawn. This spawn got a lot less builds, and wasn't positively received. On December 6, Heroinbrlan, Fuel_rod and Usnutt protested against this idea by covering it in sculk and Wardens. Tenor would then move the Spawn to 300 blocks south of Spawn 2. It is now known as Nusoi Mountain due to the high amount of Nusois inhabiting the Mountains of Spawn 3. This is because of the mountainniggaz clan indoctrinating Nusois for free labor. This led to various events and conflicts such as the 1st 2nd and 3rd mountain wars and the execution of the indian.

Spawn 4

Spawn 4 was made on December 7; It was south of Spawn 2. Spawn 4 was Christmas themed, and some builds were made despite the server being largely inactive. Bruhcation made a MARGE shop here, and Quantoid made a Yiddish Gold shop.

CSGO Event

The first C.A.D.O. meeting at nusoimountain

On December 2, Tenor did the first event in a month by doing a CSGO event using the new gun plugin. It was a battle between Terrorists and The Counter Terrorists, where the Counter Terrorists raped the by Terrorists 8 - 2. It ended with a PVE battle with wardens, and Tenor did a drop party with armor from the event, Fatman launchers, rocket launchers and ammo.

snca pirate event

some shitty tenor fag organized event happened in like December 17th or something. Nobody cared and only 8 people participated because oldsois were too busy raping nuGODS to care. Also, the event armor had Curses even when given out

The C.A.D.O. Coalition and the Grievances

On December 19 ,2025, the C.A.D.O. coalition was formed between the factions of Jarthage, EndSpire, and the Mountain Niggaz. The Coalition was formed as a result of supadrayk complaining about the Soyworld server. A meeting was commenced and consisted of Chuckshiesty, Spas, CoalFarmer, Usnutt, Supadrayk, ButNuster, Abu_troller, Spectre and DavidBiscuit. At this meeting ButNuster445 and Coalfarmer wrote the "List Of Grievances" and the first book of Mountain Lore. The main grievances were the removal of the gun plugin, the stopping of nusoi rape, the destruction of Soyworld, the execution of Soyworld players and the desire for better Admins. it was then posted on /craft/. Brapnation's MARGE faction then later joined. Soyworld began then sending rage baiters, nusois, and hackers to allegedly attack Soycraft. The two main perpetrators of this were players called DemonDuck and Technoblade. With the latter being some larping faggot not to be confused with the trve technoblade.

The coalition got heroin banned for a week, then a month, then the ban was lifted. They also helped convince tenor to add new plugins such as an economy-focused one.

Economy Revival Update

After Weeks of Soycraft being dead, Tenor would update the server with an economy update, adding things like auctions, money and crypto. New God Items became available at a very expensive price ; gambling and crypto became a thing. This, and the rising player count from some drama raised the player count to Event levels.

Spawn 5

A Fifth spawn was made to accommodate the new economy update 50 blocks from spawn 4. It had an auction house and many other shops. It was founded on January 4, 2026.

Another PVP event

On January 15, 2026, tenor hosted another PVP event on indian mud bricks, while giving people kits to fight with. A player called Fuel_rod proceeded to win, alongside dad and Purgatory7777. All players got an item called an ant bible, which made the holder small. The winners did not allegedly receive anything aside from the books.

The server would enter its rotting stage.

Alt invasion

After the last event, tenor would plan several events that didn't happen, such as the doctorlococos 1 v 20 event that was decided to be held on a weekday. Regular players would begin to stop frequenting the server due to alleged lack of motivation. While the server would have high player counts, it would be composed of alts for AFKing.

Countdown to the End

On Feburary 8, 2026, Tenor annouced that due to personal constraints, and a decrease in playercount, a countdown for the final day of soycraft would be put on /craft/, to March 14. Limeade's Earth Server was also stated to start some time after SC3's shutdown. Some players also came back.

DOCTORLOCOCOS END

On February 20, soycrafters fought against doctorlococos' creations. Despite the might of Doctorlococos, his creations Heroinbrlan and Usnutt fell to the crafters. A helmet of Doctorlococos was also given out to soycrafters for his defeat.

A24 Slowburn Server Death

The last soypper.

On February 22, the sequel to the csgo event was supposed to take place, but tenor moved it back to February 27. Due to DNB player counts, the event wasn't held. After this, no more events were held and the player count went down to 0 - 3 a day. Since the server was going to shut down anyway, this was expected.

The End

March 14, 2026 marked the end of Soycraft 3. Players began steadily joining the server, and a gathering was held at the Saint Chud Cathedral. Following the QnA, gathering and CobsonTALKS' youtube livestream, Tenor enabled a whitelist system, which allowed any player on the server to keep playing, but barred access to anyone who left, or tried to join afterwards. Footage of the end of soycraft 3 can be found below.

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See also

List of Soycraft players

Footage taken before the end of Soycraft 3, on jewtube (1hr)

Even more footage by Joss (3hr)

CobsonTALKS' livestream on Soycraft 3 right before it ended (1:42hr)

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