Soycraft
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| Founded | August 4, 2022 (2 years ago) |
| Creator | Kuz |
| Owner | Kuz (August 2022-May 2023) Doll (May 2023 - January 2024) |
| Homepage | https://soyjak.st/craft/ |
| URL | mc.soyjak.st (or bedrock.soyjak.st if you're on bedrock ) |
Soycraft is the official Minecraft server for soyjak.party founded in August 2022. It has gone through several resets, different owners and jannies, and many other changes. Soycraft has seen several bases and factions fall. There have been several splinters of Soycraft such as NutCraft and Soyworld.
Soycraft has also went through a lot of history, including several factions and bases falling, several server resets, new events, and several griefing incidents. The server has also died several times, mostly due to Soycraft sometimes declining in players, and several other things.
On other note, there is also a /craft/ board, which has around 13,500+ posts. Soycraft is a semi-controversial topic, mostly due to a namefag named baritone seething on the board a lot, and also Mist being controversial.
How to join on a cracked account[edit | edit source]
Main article: How to join on a cracked account
History[edit | edit source]
See also: Soycraft/Timeline
Preface[edit | edit source]
In May 2021, Sojacraft was officially made by Soot on the version 1.16.5. The server was on a free plan meaning that it required to be renewed, however, for you to renew the server, you must have watched a hour long of ads, and even then, it wouldn't have worked. During that month, a board vote was held, which led to the creation of /nate/ - but even then, discussion was still on /soy/. Sojacraft was mostly in anarchy and had almost no rules. A notable player on Soycraft was Crying__Cat, also known as 14Nate_Higgers88 at the time, which had contributed to soy culture.
Soycraft's First Year[edit | edit source]
On August 4, 2022, Kuz officially established Soycraft under the name "the 'craft", which was hosted on 1.16.4. However, the 'craft only lasted a day before getting shutdown due to a exploiter loading thousands of chunks, which allegedly costed $300 to fix according to Kuz. Later, an unofficial server called Kuz's Waiting Room existed as a temporary server that would exist until the official server came back. There was an average of 0 players online at any time there. Per the server's name, it was shut down right before the official server was to start and the world was archived in full.
On November 2, 2022, Kuz made a announcement saying that Soycraft would return on November 4th. A poll was attached to determine the version of choice, but 1.5 won by 40%. However, due to Kuz claiming that people spammed the vote, it would be 1.19. The server was later changed to 1.18.2, but although the server opened on November 4th, it was still accessible by connecting to mc.soyjaks.party. After the release of 1.20.1, the server was updated to that version.
On the same day on the release of the server, the seed was cracked (which was revealed to be 6450862790848946979) and the ender dragon was beaten. On November 5, 2022, the spawn was completely lavacasted by someone going under the username of "nigger", who was later revealed to have duped TNT.
Chudlandia Wars[edit | edit source]
The first Chudlandia war started shortly after the full restoration of Chudlandia, a settlement by a Argentinian newGOD was spotted ominously like it was a threat to Chudlandia. Later, a player by the name of Usnutt set up TNT cannons pointing at the settlement as it was a threat. A day later, the Argentinian joined the server and the case was taken to the Chudville courthouse. After it was found out the judge didn't even know what the conflict was about, the Argentinian base was blown up and the territory ceded to Chudlandia.
The second and final Chudlandia war started after the founding of Sproke City which was a partially recognized state on the restored land north of Chudville. In response to Usnutt questioning Sproke City's legitimacy due to it being on "claimed" land, Sproke City's leader Carbonatorr built a troll settlement consisting of 2 shitty trailers on unused land adjacent to Chudlandia. After Usnutt griefed the two trailers, a skirmish between the two dramafags resulted in both Chudlandia and Sproke City getting griefed. During the grief, Usnutt committed a suicide bombing on Carbonatorr in the leader's palace which killed both even doe Carbonatorr got to the items first GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG. Later that same day a ceasefire was declared by a janny but the skirmishes continued for a few days until the case was solved in the Chudville court.
The First Reset[edit | edit source]
After Soycraft I disappeared, on July 28th, Soycraft came back for it to be revealed that Mist was now maintaining Soycraft II.
Slvt4BIBISI Wars[edit | edit source]
Since the server had opened, the faction Slvt4Bibisi Fanclub had declared war on every faction of significant size on the server and had been hunting down its members at their bases and killing them for loot, and even going as far as Hyperborea at 10,000 blocks North. Particularly, they had targeted Agartha and its leader stampylongnose. On July 30, 2024 stampy called all of his allies who were willing from factions including TheChuddianFront, TheWizardFederation, and many other factions to his base to lead a raid against Slvt4Bibisi Fanclub and its leader at their base in the nether.
Approximately 20 or so chuds showed up to aid. They traveled nearly 2,000 blocks by foot, took multiple screenshots, and landclaimed around the nether portal leading to Slvt Stronghold and generally shit up the local area with netherrack. Eventually, stampy called for someone to enter the portal naked to check if it had been blocked, so that they may begin the siege elsewhere if so. Once the greenlight was given, the entire army rushed into the portal and was immediately slaughtered because ManinoffLover had claimed it wasnt blocked. He was right in this actually, as it was blocked off only after he had died. Meaning they had either forgotten to trap the portal initially, or were anticipating a bait to check the trap. Much seething was done, many enchanted items were lost, and this is generally considered the worst failraid ever.
The end of Slvt4BIBISI started when SlvtJohnson, in his infinite wisdom, ended up accidentally inviting Pat - a member of Agartha, one of their sworn enemies - to his faction. Unbeknownst to Slvt, invites do not expire. Pat went on to type /f join Slvt4Bibisi Fanclub, which allowed him full reign over the faction's claims. Pat griefed all of their chests, broke their ender chest, took down their victory banners (they kept shields and banners of the other factions they raided), and stole their rare tranny music discs amongst another damages which were inflicted.
A celebration was held after slvt got on and found out about the raid in the form of a meet up at Agartha, where a 10x10 hanging slvtjak could be found on top of their main base. Screenshots were taken. Having lost everything that wasn't in his inventory or secretly stashed away, Slvt and his bvll magicgoy fell largely silent, with the ladder dying over and over again in spawn. This decreased their power to the point where portions of their base could be claimed, and one of their spires were stolen.
The Second Reset[edit | edit source]
On August 2, 2024, only 5 days after the server had opened, Mist announced that xhe's going on vacation, leaving the server effectively unmoderated. Griefers quickly seized the opportunity and withered and lavacasted almost every significant base while everyone was asleep causing massive seethe and player counts dropping by roughly 70%. As of August 10, 2024, Mist remains yet to be seen and the future of the server is uncertain. One player acked himself over this. Later on August 29, 2024, an unknown player joined the server under Sonoro's account and wiped his inventory via exploiting the login and combat-log plugins. Sonoro then began doing this to other players out of clitty-leakage. Shorty after this, player ytmug joined under Sonoro's account and was able to login by session, resulting in Sonoro's ender chest contents being wiped. This event marked the end of Soycraft v2 and eventually lead to a whole server wide reset with a new map being used.
The reset most notably included the inclusion of a new worldgen plugin and McMMO. What ensued was a period of relative peace that held on for almost a month, as the three great factions Aeterna Agartha, abstain and /qa/triots were friendly to each other. During this time, someone joined the server as DOLL on his unregistered premium minecraft account "Raikokubishi." What ensued was a LARP session lasting over one hour, and many confused soyteens. The Soycraft team was expanded with a new moderator, Wind, aswell as a new Admin, Quote, who will play a important role later.
The 8-hour war[edit | edit source]
In early September, 2024, abstain member ytmug's manifesto was circulating amongst the soyteen population, in which he criticized the server management, the widespread pacifism, aswell as a general spiritual decline, ending it by announcing attacks against the other factions. Many agreed with this manifesto. Factions soon began to prepare defensive measures. The peace was broken on the September 4, 2024, when members of abstain bombed the Agarthans in a dastardly attack, also accidentally revealing that the Agarthans have been duping items. Having anticipated this disturbance of peace, and believing that other factions won't be spared either, an unknown group which turned out be /qa/triots quickly reacted by raiding abstain in return, surprising them in their base over 4 million blocks from spawn and demoralizing them to the point of the faction disbanding.
Despite the rumors and claims, no-one cheated in order to reach this extremely remote base. Later, abstain member ytmug then joined the rogue Wagner PMC faction and raided Andria with withers. This was foiled by the /qa/triots who killed the withers before they could cause any damage. In a last attempt, ytmug ambushed /qa/triot Farmer11_N at spawn and lost the ensuing fight, causing him to announce his permanent departure from the server.
The Third Reset[edit | edit source]
The Seed: -1575941947677094636
Jannies: tenor, air, Sludge, SneedPost, Bass, Stone (admitted to be Mist in game), Soprano, DarkMagician, AsteroidAce5430
The Server allows connections from 1.20.6 and 1.21.6 as of the time of typing this. It's cracked, runs off paper and makes use of many plugins. Its difficulty is set to hard in the overworld and easy in the End and Nether. The Terra plugin is enabled only for the End.
The Beginning[edit | edit source]
In early June 2025, Soycraft was announced to return on July 1, 2025, which was announced by Quote.
Three weeks before the server launched a discussion thread was made on the /craft/ board, amassing over 900 replies.
In this same thread a retarded 'teen confessed to exposing the server IP to a Discord server-seeking bot "on accident" via his friends, resulting the server being exposed and bruteforced.
On the server’s launch day, several players speedran the game to find end portals. The end dimension was sealed by tenor and the dragon fight was scheduled to occur on the 7th of July, giving players a week to prepare.The building of Auschwitz and several small towns begins. A hotel is made for new players and “Archivist” begins work on a nether highway. Work on the Kosher Spawn Tunnels is started by JakovKerum, AKA Quoranigger33. Player saucyspitoon griefs a tranny flag by spawn.
Two autists called PostFrootEra and Jartycuck engaged in a spam-off that resulted in the banning of VPNs after repeated ban evasion. The former lavacasted the entirety of spawn during this. With each spamming “all fucking niggers must fucking hang” and “GET JARTYCUCKED!” ad nauseum.
A week later, players gathered to enter end portals. The highlight of this waiting period was tenor failing to construct a basic working end portal at the world spawn, prompting ‘crafters to doubt his competency even more. The dimension was opened and players were greeted with dozens of Wardens upon entry. During the dragon fight, the server saw a peak playercount of ~80 players, and a minimum, consistent, TPS of ~2-7. The server was consecutively restarted, during and leading up to the fight, to accommodate for the exceptionally high traffic.
The killing blow was landed by COR3NO and the egg was captured by sipwock. Some players fly-hacked out to end cities to claim elytras while the fight was happening. Those retarded enough to trigger the achievements, revealing what they were doing, were temp-banned.
The Glass Wall Era[edit | edit source]
After the dragon was defeated, the server saw a gradual decrease in its player count. In the days leading up to the fight, player magicgoy constructed a wall around the spawn area. This wall was eventually overtaken by tenor, who transformed it into a massive rectangular glass prism. The interior was later used to display maparts at the base.
A thread was made on /craft/ for mapart submissions for tenor to place within the spawn-protected mapart exhibit.
Around this time, a plugin which disabled almost all forms of griefing, even liquid flow mechanics, was added preventing the ability to respawn the dragon via end crystal. Though the dragon is recorded as having been respawned by heroinbrlan at least once before this happened. All of this courtesy of baritone, who was later de-opped and allegedly banned from the Soysphere under rule 6.
Two days after the dragon’s death, Farmer11_N hosted a Native American-themed alcohol party outside spawn. This was a gemmy time, and the end of this event marked the banning of a Pony Faction member wannabe, glutzer, after he leaked baritone’s base coords. The Oldfag faction base is exposed for the 109th time, forcing them to relocate, only to be found again, again.
After new players kept spawning on the prism's surface, the glass structure was eventually removed.
The Build Back Better Era[edit | edit source]
A new A24-slowburn event was announced by tenor on /craft/ encouraging players to build things around the spawn in a competition to make the best build. During this period, tenor vanished from the server, a new admin duo arrived and only a handful of builds were started, let alone completed. Mods Bass and Stone make their debut in tenor’s absence. The former by trolling baritone in his base with several maparts of Syd Barret and Roger Waters to the point of leakage.
Bass would show Stone how to edit NBT data, resulting in gems like large mobs often wandering the spawn. Two notable examples of this are the Big Floyd incident and the Big Cat incident.
The /kill @e Incident v.2[edit | edit source]
Some time after the Dragon had been dead, player ytmug is revealed to have been the person who transported the wardens to the end spawn. He used the same method to funnel wardens to spawn. A clueless tenor ran /kill @e without specifying /kill @e[type=minecraft:warden], resulting in another shoah. This event is reminiscent of the time baritone accidently ran /kill @e with an inverted case on Soycraft 1, which was the event which began Soycraft 1's cascade into oblivion.
Ballad of baritone[edit | edit source]
baritone — AKA Dinofucker, skibiditone and lizard rapist was a renowned, terminally online, severely autisitic, paranoid, scalie, Floridamutt, namefag and former Soycraft 1 janny that had, at some point in Soycraft 3's inception, been reinstated as a Mod and Dev. Xe did play Soycraft 2 but only at the very end under xer alt, mutt8844, and was not involved in moderation. Xe played Soycraft 3 on xis alt account called Diloskendovkah. This was likely for privacy reasons, eventhough xe kept xer hack client's AutoAchievementInsult macro on; instantly revealing who xe was.
Xis contributions to the Server include, and are limited to: adding miscellaneous plugin features from Soycraft 1, forcing the Terra plugin be added and applied to the End (evendoe it looked nice and was useful for materials), being repeatedly grilled by Bass, claiming to have fixed the simpledrugs plugin (Xe did indeed do this), messing with liquid flow mechanics to prevent lavacasts — without accounting for anything else that employed the use of liquid flow, occasionally rolling back griefs, telling higher ups to not upgrade the server version due to coreprotect version limitations, AFKing in the pissing hole at spawn, complaining about not being briefed on technicals from three years ago when he was made a janny, being in vanish 14 hours a day-everyday, accidently erasing the St. Chud Cathedral with CoreProtect (It was restored), frequently colliding with Pony Faction members, wearing an ender dragon head 24/7, writing the most messy code known to man, banning dozens of players for personal reasons™, refusing to help players after his arguments with jannies to prove a point — sometimes literal days after they occured, accidently courting kotcute and contracting t.gondii, banning ximself then unbanning ximself for attention, whining about tenor (Though, this one is justified) and being irreversibly mindbroken by a single mapart of Roger Waters, the Pink Floyd lyricist, to the point of being de-opped, banned from the server and allegedly the entire Soysphere.
Before his termination, xe had banned ximself, and hinted at leaving, that many times that 'teens weren't sure if tenor was serious. All that remains of xis legacy are poorly optimized plugins, intangible java code blocks and xis unfinished, dragon-themed cave base, ScalyHQ, where the infamous Roger Waters mapart remains to this day.
Some mourned xis loss, some were overjoyed, and others did not care. Later, some would say the admins shot themselves in the foot by firing xim, as it became an increasingly circulated notion that the then administration, and server, could not feasibly last without baritone despite xis incompetency and laziness.
Snopes has yet to confirm anything, and experts agree xe will likely not return any time soon.
Thus concludes the ballad of baritone.
The Building Part[edit | edit source]
Notable builds constructed during this time period were the Trade Hall, the Nathaniel Ghast, the Never Goon Minion with an AK, the Skyscraper, the partial construction of the CIA HQ, the Arena and the Copper Soyjak Bust. squirreljak’s Arena won the build competition. Bass hosted an impromptu build competition with the promise of unique rewards to contenders. Players were taken to a remote ocean platform and instructed to build a statue of Bass made of dirt. Awards given out for this were Vials of Bass’ piss, with first place winning a pair of boots, that made the wearer large, won by Fuel_Rod. Player ytmug attended this competition and built a devil caricature instead of Bass’ likeness, which was Squidward. Player Sprite1488 opens “Chud and Son's” Brewery and proceeds to publish a recipe book for the brewery plugin. He posts in /craft/ threads later declaring he's working on 3D models for some of the brewery plugin's drinks as part of his custom resource pack.
Sprite builds the Fosgate bridge on the Southern highway from spawn, allowing the highway project to advance.
ytmug rebuilds the court house from Soycraft 1 so ‘teens can hold trials.
Mysterious statues of indian midgets begin appearing around spawn and private bases. They were revealed to be called "Guptas," and the builder's identity was tripfag !Winner/NIA (UID 290), after a player encountered the builder in action by chance.
Kotcute[edit | edit source]
Another event during this time period was the partial construction, vandalization, refurbishing and eventual demolishing of a museum outline at the spawn built by kotcute, infamous bipolar polack and No.1 baritone apologist. Xe is best remembered for xis emotional outbursts, xis building skills and xis habit of attempting to suck up to notable players. A small clean up is undertaken at spawn by several players including baritone, Fuel_Rod, kotcute and SpliceDivision. Splice is banned for mass-griefing (evendoe he was unbanned later the same day), resulting in an estrogen-fueled, PMS-enduced, category thrembo tier clitty leak session by kotcute directed at jannies. Particularly Bass. After provoking jannies, and players, to the point of routine trollage and arguing, kotcute abandoned the museum project. A court session was scheduled but the actual trial itself was short-lived and underwhelming despite his infamy among ‘crafters. It lasted a few seconds and hardly anyone attended it. After kotcute’s ban the museum structure remained before being demolished by players, and the project was overtaken by Lidus, who quit working on it in the space of one day. A series of abandoned projects on this plot has prompted some ‘teens to think the land is cursed. Rabbi JakovKerum makes a sad departure from the server, leaving his memoir book in his Kosher tunnels. tenor is assassinated by ytmug’s canon barrage, facing the spawn during a brief period of rebellion, but is revived by kosher magic rituals.
The Faction Era[edit | edit source]
During the latter half of Soycraft 3’s history, a Janny made a post on /craft/ advertising the ability to create official factions for players. Due to a minor amount of entry criteria, not many official factions were created. As of the time of typing this, only 3 were ever made. Listed In order of creation: Order of Saint Chud, Jarthage and Niggartha.
Before this, there were a handful of unofficial factions. Among which were the Pony Faction, The Order of The Golden Imp and the “Oldfag Faction”, the Oldfag Faction being named that despite consisting of a newcrafter majority. They are best remembered as being subject to countless coordinate leaks and raids due to supreme retardation.
The Pony Faction is remembered as having caused seethe by successfully baiting players in creative ways, for example editing a screenshot of coordinates in their base and pretending to leak it, and keeping their alleged base hidden despite multiple attempts to find it from different parties. As of the time of typing this, no-one is recorded as having found it the first prototype base was found and griefed, but was abandoned for weeks already. There was no public banner for them.
The Order of The Golden Imp was founded by Kaetrianus, a frequenter of /pol/ and local gegbull who previously jannied on Gold’s server, Soyworld, after whining for a position. Xe is a Brazilian Gaucho, and xis castle, near spawn, has been raped more times than Jarthage. After being repeatedly advised to move by SneedPost, and xis Castle destroyed countless times, Kae finally moved away. Before this, player Chaditz had claimed the Island for himself during Kae's absence, and ultimately lost control over it.
After a series of devastating raids on their primary base, in an ancient city near the spawn, the Oldfag Faction brached off into several player groups. This event marked the inception of the first official faction, The Order of Saint Chud, by SpliceDivision. The Oldfag Faction is not recorded as having decided on a banner despite making drafts.
Much later on, Kikewaffen, formerly known as Gemrusalem (not to be confused with the earthpol raid faction) is a faction created by geggeggy to house gempassers. Not much is known about it for now.
The Three Big Factions[edit | edit source]
In order of their creation, here is a summary of each major, official faction that emerged on the third reset of Soycraft.
Order of Saint Chud[edit | edit source]
Headquarted on the remote island of Soyvalon, named after an island in Arthurian legend, hosting a large gothic Cathedral and the residences of its members. It consisted exclusively of players from Soycraft 1 and indirectly baritone, who lived in a nearby cave base, after requesting sanctuary from Splice, largely considered the successor to the previous ScalyHQ. heroinbrlan was briefly a member of this faction after admission by squirreljak during Splice’s absence; He was removed due to volatility concerns soon after. The Cathedral contains a library housing a banner collection and almost every book written, signed and unsigned, in Soycraft history. Despite the secrecy of the location, it has been visited by many people including Syd Barret from Pink Floyd. They later vassalized the Galicia Faction led by CobsonHWBAG, a Soycraft 1 player who's obsessed with villagers. Their banner insignia is a hybrid of a Fleur-de-lys and the Chi Rho symbol. Their faction colour is red.
Jarthage[edit | edit source]
Soon after the founding of St. Chud, another faction, Jarthage, was created by ButNuster445. Initially located on a mooshroom island, Jarthage members were restricted to building only with stone for decorative purposes. It’s recorded that an unknown player once built a cobblestone penis on the island, causing massive seethe from Jarthaginians whose reason for sperging out about it was it being built with the wrong type of stone. Their island hosted a smeltery, a crop building and four decorative pillars. This pillar display had been subject to ButNuster’s secret plan to corner heroinbrlan into hacking while someone recorded in an attempt to get him banned. This scheme was called Operation Hail Mary, and it was never successfully actualized.
Sacking(s) of Jarthage[edit | edit source]
Jarthage was subject to many sackings and raids in its existence. The final raid was carried out by members of Niggartha, a newly created faction, with the help of Grok AI (This was the real Elon Musk and NOT ytmug's alt) and others, and resulted in several dozen cobblestone penises being placed across the remains of a war-torn Jarthage. Niggarthans consecrated a tomb to Imam Trump in the newly-found holy city of Jartbala, built near where Jarthage once stood. Jarthage isn’t recorded as having a banner, their faction colour was green. Some would go on to blame the sacking on one user's actions, calling him a thief and an annoying retard.[1]
Niggartha[edit | edit source]
The youngest official faction, founded by HiImGhost. They’ve made noteworthy build contributions to spawn, including the ghetto. Ghost had been working on a casino at spawn before the ghetto was built. They later repeatedly flooded spawn. Niggartha’s recorded as having a banner styled after a BBC but it’s unknown if it was their official banner. Their faction colour is blue.
Other players applied for factions to be created but lacked sufficient criteria. Soon after Niggartha’s inception, a new faction plugin was added, allowing anyone to create their own faction.
The Tyranny Era[edit | edit source]
Throughout Soycraft 3, a player named heroinbrlan had raided and killed many randoms and newfags who never stood a chance due to his gear, hacks and tactics. This behaviour was mostly ignored until kotcute was banned, and the server’s thirst for a new villain became increasingly apparent.
Offensive Measures[edit | edit source]
Player ytmug, being aware of the volatility of this player, began creating Anti-heroin "rape kits" and distributing them to players. They contained gear, weapons and other material means to assault, if not defend against, heroin. Some members of Jarthage, being often subject to heroin's wrath, were given kits too.
It is recorded that during this period, illegal items began circulating among 'crafters with the primary objective of killing heroin. The most notable example of illegal item circulation was that of the God Crossbows, which had every maxxed enchantment in the game applied. The exact origin of these crossbows is unknown but it's rumoured a janny had created them, and they were left in a chest before being stolen by two selfish little fucks.
dad and heroinbrlan fight in the arena, the former on the condition he will receive the latter's armour on winning, the latter on the assurance his stolen items, pillaged from his stash by dad, Splice and ytmug, would be returned should he win. dad wins and heroin professes confusion over how many pieces of armour are owed, in an act that everyone sees through, before being forced to hand over his gear. heroin goes on to grief ytmug's farms after perceived mockery during these events. Splice maintains an inconspicuous involvement and goes unpunished. #NuremburgTrialNow #NoJusticeNoPeace
Trial of heroinbrlan[edit | edit source]
Many shitflinging sessions ensued before heroin was scheduled for a court trial under accusations of mass griefing, murder and using a lag machine. Many attended this trial and most of it was recorded. heroin was banned for 3 weeks, but evaded anyway. Player ytmug would later confess to being the one to deliberately lag the server in an attempt to frame heroin in his NuManifesto “Tyrannicide," which was placed on lecterns all over spawn when ytmug made his departure from the server.
Being aware of the anti-griefing measures that were in place, some players decided to mess with the spawn in alternative ways, whether light-heartedly or maliciously. A common method was bamboo spam.
7000 Squids[edit | edit source]
Soon after heroin was banned, SneedPost is recorded as having accidently spawned thouands, 7000 is the reported number, of squids at ytmug's gold farm in an attempt to restore it from being griefed by heroin. Coreprotect rolls back entities and the gold farm is directly above an ocean monument. This resulted in the server crashing. heroin stated this was an act of Cthulu against the 'crafters for 'nishing him. A similar event allegedly occured when tenor was asked to restore it but it rerolled ~7k zombie pigmen. 7000 is the accepted reported number because, according to Sneedpost, and prior to these two incidents, Bass had intentionally spawned 7000 wolves at someone's base after griefing it so that it could not be reverted using coreprotect, but it was really because SneedPost is retarded and doesn't know how to use coreprotect. This led to Bass being temporarily demoted until SneedPost realized his mistake.
The Cherry Tree Incident[edit | edit source]
Cherry trees had begun to slowly appear around spawn toward the end of August. Soon after this inital noticing, they were spammed around the entirety of spawn. The original spam incident is suspected to have been done by ABOBIUS1337, before several repeat incidents occurred, though it was never officially confirmed by Snopes. He is suspected of this after being stalked and murdered by SpliceDivision, soon after the trees had been spammed, in the spawn ghetto, who checked his inventory to find stacks of bonemeal and cherry saplings before returning his tools.
ytmug would spam cherry trees in a similar fashion during, and at least twice before, his departure finale, along with dozens of playerheads of a ‘crafter called Tronikin, who was wearing a skin of one of the Ongezellig girls. Sprite1488 began an effort to remove the trees, while declaring Oak's superiority, before fighting ytmug and dying.
Frog With Glasses Incident[edit | edit source]
Jannies are recorded as spawning some large frogs, each referred to as Jager, close to the spawn around this time. The Jagers later died at the hands of ‘crafters, and one in particular is recorded as being caught in the crossfire of ytmug’s revolutionary cannons. Jannies began spawning normal frogs en masse which were corraled by Splice, by holding a piece of slime, before leading them to a pond. Stone would at some point spawn an undetermined amount of large cats, one of which was later found tamed and somewhat far from spawn before dying from the elements.
The Late Times[edit | edit source]
Oldfag Faction's Last Stand[edit | edit source]
The de facto Oldfag Faction base, yet again located in an ancient city, gets leaked for the 271,000th time thanks to Fragmaster_Tito, AKA Mr_Harvey_Lates, accidently posting a screenshot where the coordinates are visible. It was approximately 40k blocks out from spawn. What ensued was a small amount of pillaging and BaconLover07, a member of the Oldfag Faction, screaming at tenor for a rollback despite base pillaging being within the rules at the time. Usnutt, who was actively being hunted by ytmug for gypsying his wool, is revealed to be visiting the doxed base. This prompts ytmug to show up and attempt to spawntrap him, as Usnutt had a habit of combat logging. Usnutt quits out and his logout spot is encaged in an Obsidian cube, soon engulfed in lava. Later, ytmug imports three Elder Guardians, via portals, into the vicinity of the Obby cube. Usnutt escapes it some time later, likely using the /spawn command.
Sunday Fights[edit | edit source]
squirreljak's arena plays host to several noteworthy PVP tournaments, held on Sundays. It had been used for many unorganized tournaments, whether PVE or PVP, before this point.
Villager hall[edit | edit source]
The villager halls were an important centre of trade in the early days of the server. There were 2 halls, one smaller and further away from spawn, and another large one next to spawn. In previous incidents people had been banned for griefs on these halls. However, the smaller hall would later have all of its villagers mysteriously disappear, destroying a piece of public infrastructure on the server. The larger hall would be flooded out and almost entirely emptied of villagers in Niggartha's flooding campaigns. It is unknown who killed the villagers at the smaller hall.
Portuslav[edit | edit source]
'teens begin to speculate the likelihood of a previous 'crafter being none other than Portuslav himself. Science says the chance of this specific old 'crafter being Portuslav, though controversial, is high. Studies show this conversation was quickly memoryholed after Mossad caught wind. Experts agree that any and all claims should be directed to Snopes immediately, and that you will cease your investigation(s).
squirreljak created a successful wine business. WiggerBeata earns a reputation as the server’s go-to merchant. Soysphere namefag CobsonHWABAG returns to Soycraft and founds the Galicia Faction along the Southern Highway. ABOBIUS1337 builds a massive cobblestone penis near spawn. An embassy to NuChudlandia is made, repeatedly demolished and vandalized with 'cado maparts, at the spawn.
An Irish KFC is opened by the Basque Separatist faction, ETA. An Opera house is built over the old museum but was never finished. Most of ytmug’s farms are destroyed by heroinbrlan in a fit of clitty leakage.
Niggartha floods spawn. Block spirals, at spawn, begin appearing while the server is abandoned. Most old players have quit despite claims of a heckin’ resurgence. Schools have reopened from their summer break; the server was down for some time and the board was briefly locked in favour of promoting the /ss/ board.
It's a common belief among 'crafters, new and old, that regardless of what happens, outside the server being closed, BaconLover07 will always be found obliviously Autofishing somewhere.
Revival[edit | edit source]
After the server becoming a dead nigger for 2 weeks, tenor decided to finally get himself out of the grave on around 6th of September, and gem up the server by hosting events every single week, bumping the player count significantly (from around 8-10 to 20-25 during peak hours) and completely reviving the server.
Heroin Does it Again[edit | edit source]
On the 11th of September, Heroinbrlan found and raided one of the largest active factions of the server, Kikewaffen a.k.a. Gemrusalem. Many israelis claim this was literally anuddah shoah. Xe even got permission from Stone, because Stone is a faggot. It is unknown what his motive is, but he allegedly found multiple double chests of sexual femquote images blame gillkoyim, that nigga loves femquote
The Build Battle[edit | edit source]
On the 13th of September, a Build Battle event was hosted by tenor where players were given 24 hours to do a build on a 18x18 area. The player "Fuel_Rod" got first place by building an accurate representation of the mod lucky, the player "squirreljak" got second place by building an impjak, and the player "RetrousseBat854" got third place by building a really long plier with several rooms.
Soyblock Survival Event[edit | edit source]
On the 20th of September, a skyblock event took place where everyone was teleported to an area that had several islands with chests that contained unobtainable items and other rewards, including gempasses. The player "dad" got a set with great enchantments, tenor's OP sword (for brutally raping him in the arena) and a fortune 4 pickaxe, and the players "sigmapulan" and "BaconLover07" got gempasses from the event.
Craftcon[edit | edit source]
On the 27th of September. at approximately 9:30 PM UTC tenor would host the 'Craftcon '25 event, Root, Broot and Mustard all joined the server and would answer the questions of the host and then the players themselves. Soysneed did not arrive to the event as was promised, and Mustard left after answering exactly 0 questions like a Selfish Little Fuck. Both Broot and Root signed books and eventually a grand celebratory party with free drinks was held in a specially made mansion.
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